PREVIOUSLY!

"Well! Let's get cracking!" I shouted.

"I'll get Fred and George!" Alice screamed.

"I'll set up the room!" Esme shouted.

"I'll get the free food!" Bella screeched.

"I'll go to the bathroom!" Edward shouted.

We all stared at him...

"What?" he asked.


---Three hours later...

"I have Fred and George!" Alice shouted running into the living room with the hobos.

"I have the free food!" Bella screamed.

"Where!?" Fred shouted.

"Can it old guy! It's mine!" I screamed.

"The living rooms ready!" Esme yelled.

"I'm still in the bathroommm!" Edward sang.

---Five minutes later.

"Ok!" Alice said. "In the West corner we have Fred! Who would be standing at 5'7 but seeing as he's hunched over and smells... he's only 5'3!"

"Hey!" Fred shouted.

"Did I mention old? Alice said, "And in the East corner we have the other Hobo! George. Who would also be standing 5'7 if he weren't hunched over! But cause he is... he's 5'4!"

Then we all shouted, "Winner gets free food! Ding!"

And the fight began...

---5 minutes later.

"My hip!" Fred shouted.

"My leg!" George shouted.

"My foot!"

"My armpit!"

"My back!"

"My underwear!"

"My everything!"

"You guys are losers! No wonder you're hobos! No free food for you!" I said.

"What!?" they shouted.

"You heard me! Yeah that's right! No food! Cause you SUCK!" I was taunting them.

"Get out of my house!" Esme yelled.

"No." George said.

"Anyone up for dinner?" Jasper asked.

"Yes!" I shouted.

"Save some for me!" Edward called from the bathroom. "Stupid turd! Get. Out. Of. My. Butt!"

"Never!" Shouted the turd.

"Oh good lord! It talks! Help! Somebody get the plunger!" Edward screamed.

We all stared at the bathroom door.

"Well, someone has to go in there." I said.

Alice looked at me. I shook my head. Esme stood up. "I'll do it." She cocked her shotgun which suddenly appeared in her hands. "Let's do this!" And with that, she kicked down the door, and opened fire.

We just stared at her.