Okay…so I have a few quick things to address. First of all, and least important, I've put up a new poll if you're interested. Second, I know a lot of you were wondering when I intend to post a chapter with KaidenXFemShep. Well, if you want a chapter like that I'd appreciate it if you sent me a PM or even a comment telling me exactly what kind of interactions you'd like. Honestly, I never liked Kaiden because I've only actually had a full interaction with him in the 2nd game where he's a total jerkwad to Shepard on that planet. So, I never invested any interest or research in him so if you want a pairing with them please give me some details and specifics because, as always, I take requests.


"…You want me to what?" Jacob asked truly hoping he'd misheard.

"You used to take Dance Classes right?" Shepard repeated, "I need you to teach me how to dance."

Jacob Taylor just stared at his commander. Those lessons were personal and he had never said a word. "How the hell did you find out?" he asked in horror.

"I can take a lot more alcohol than can Taylor," Shepard grinned, "And I wasn't exactly intoxicated last Thursday," she declared almost proudly.

Jacob just groaned to himself in embarrassment and face-planted against his consol which immediately replied to the man with a flurry of agitated beeps.

"Why do you even need to be taught?" He asked sounding annoyed.

"Because a certain Turian made a fool out of me and I want to pay him back."

"I'm not teaching you how to dance just so you can get revenge on Garrus."

"Why not?" Shepard pleaded.

"Because, no one can teach you how to dance better than Garrus," Jacob sighed.

"That's not true." The commander argued.

"Are you kidding? Don't you know? Garrus's father is of high-standing and that would mean Garrus probably had to attend all sorts of fancy political balls and galas or whatever they do." Jacob said and began undoing all the errors that had appeared on his consol, "He's probably the best dancer on the ship."

Shepard just stared at Jacob in shock…and then burst out laughing.

"What the hell?!" Jacob shouted as his commander collapsed to the ground.

"Garrus attended balls! And danced with alien princesses!" she snorted and clutched her sides.

"You are unbelievable." He groaned and ignored the woman as best he could.


As I said...I am really low on ideas :/