After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Sasuke hates rain [NejiSasuke] ONESHOT

Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.

In which, Neji talks about himself, and Naruto & Tenten attempt to save the Konohamaru squad. :Crack Fic: Also authored by Emerald ElfSlytherin707.

Hinata, Kiba, and Ten Ten. A conversation on the grass. Topic of interest: Neji. [So I asked him if flying was the Hyuuga bloodline limit]

Three part oneshot! Naruto and company are at a club on christmas eve, but Neji doesn't want to dance. Well, Sasuke will just have to make him by using the jealousy technique: dancing with Naruto! A reviewer's request NejiSasu, NaruSasu

So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.