Name: Saskia Metz

Nicknames: Sassy-chan, Sassy, Saski, Sass, Kia, Kiki, Sky, Dragongirl, (Hurry! I need another one! *rolls eyes*)

Age: Nyah~ Don't cha know that's rude to ask! (Besides, I'm clearly a child at heart!)

Gender: Female!

Race: German, Russian, Scottish, Irish, Check, etc. (I'm a 'European Mixed-Breed' ^_~)

Lives: In Lala Land! (~They know me there!)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, Charlie Bone, Warriors, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Narnia, Beka Cooper, Dune,

Favorite Video Games: Pokemon (all), Super Mario Galaxy, World of Warcraft, Diablo, Civilization, Age of Empires.

Favorite Tv Shows: Mythbusters, Yu-gi-oh GX, Avatar the Last Airbender, Phineas and Ferb, Bones, Firefly, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Burn Notice, NCIS, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Bleach, Claymore, Merlin,

Favorite Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Second Hand Lions, Starwars (all), Startrek (all. 2009 included!), The Usual Suspects, X-men: First Class, The Proposal, Sherlock Holmes

Extra?
Hi! I'm kinda new to the writing scene... I'm used to just daydreaming and doodling! But a few of my friends convinced me that it wouldn't be too bad if I "quit my obsessive lurking" and actually joined this site to try my hand at Fanfiction! Even if this turns out to not be my thing, I hope that I can have some fun and at the very least help the other writers here out! ...that being said, Grammar and Spelling are not my friends. Even with Spellcheck and other devices I still have a hard time spelling. I hope this doesn't offend anyone and I hope that anyone reading will be nice enough to point it out for me so that I can fix any (and they will be there) mistakes I might make!

Other People who might help me out: Remember those friends I mentioned above? Well, they've (finally) agreed to let me mention them here as they might show up in AN's and the like... [They've also confessed to having a few drabbles themselves that I might post for them! How awesome!!] So here's what they've "allowed" me to post.

DarqueOverLorde: Male. Horde. 6ft 3in and "not gonna let Saskia forget it. Ever." ('Darque')

CC: Well, nice to meet you all. I'm a little too busy to really help Scatterbrained-Saski right now but as this is Summer Hols I should have sometime to scrounge something up. Saski is right, I should mention I'm the other female of our little troupe, I enjoy crushing sterotypes, walks on the beach, and playing with my 87 pound Malamute. He enjoys biting other boys - so back off.

Maximus: Computer genius ova here! Im also called 'Teh Mechanic' cause these idiots tend to bust stuff up and I gotta pick up da peices. Writin isnt my style but im just as good as the rest of em when it comes to thinkin up wild ideas so ya might be hearin from me anyways. ('Maxi')

Will: (aka: My bestest-geekiest friend in the whole-wide world.) 'Ello! Um. Yeah. HI. Not much to say. I will take the fall for starting Sassy on Startrek, Starwars, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Dr. Who, Sherlock, and now Merlin... Yeah - she makes it awkward to watch those with her little 'pairing' things going on... but she's nice enough to keep them to herself... most of the time. I play WoW against DarqueOverLorde (Good Lord did he really chose that name again?) as an Aliance Man! RAHEY! Yeah, eh - not much else really. I'm sure I'll think of something later. See you! Byeeeee!

Stories:

At the moment, I don't have anything 'ready to post' but I do have a few... "plot-bunnies*" on hand. (*is that term right?)

I've been thinking of writing a Yu-Gi-Oh GX fanfic, as it's my favorite show to both love and laugh at! ...but because it's my favorite I really don't want to mess it up! So I'm very hesitant to write anything for it.

Shippings / Pairings: (Not all 'shipping names' will be used. Some may be as it fits my fancy...)

(Note! Parings will be BoyxGirl or SemexUke (aka:TopxBottom) ...Ah-ah...yeah. Woops forgot to mention that didn't I?)

Bleach:
Ichigo x Rukia
Ichigo x Hichigo
Ichigo x Orihime
Ichigo x Ishida
Byakuya x Renji

Yu-Gi-Oh GX:
Jaden x Alexis
Jaden x Jesse
Jaden x Yubel
Any guy x Fem!Jaden (I blame KlonaDreams and her epic story for this!)

Xmen First Class:
Erik x Charles (aka: Magneto x Prof.X)
Hank x Raven (aka: Beast x Mystique)

Doctor Who:
Jack x Ianto (OKAY - technically this is Torchwood...)
Master x Doctor (Koschei x Theta)
Doctor x Riversong
Rory x Amy

Harry Potter:
Harry x Luna
Harry x Hermione (*dodges stones*)
Harry x Draco (Oh come on! It's classic! Eep! *hides again*)
Ron x Hermione
Neville x Ginny
Neville x Luna

Pokemon:
Red x Green (or Red x Blue ...depending upon your era. I knew him as both and was pretty confused.)
Gold x Silver
Black x N
Red x Yellow
Red x Anyone

Merlin:
Merlin x Morgana
Gwaine x Merlin
Merlin x Arthur (You can't even tell me that this is isn't Cannon. Have you seen 'Aithusa'?! GO WATCH IT! There is a baby dragon and more Merthur than I can properly handle. They're not helping themselves, just digging a deeper hole.)

Tiger and Bunny (タイガー＆バニー Taigā Ando Banī)
Kotetsu (Wild Tiger) x Barnaby (Bunny) [^KD this one is on your head! It's awesome! Don't knock it till ya try it!]

Quotes: (I'm going to assume most of you know where these are from... if you don't drop me a line and I'll tell ya!

Jaden Yuki: Okay, so if I win, Jasmine's free!
Jasmine: And if you lose?
Jaden Yuki: What if I lose?
[pause]
Jaden Yuki: Whoah, didn't really think of that...

Dr. Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] He seems familiar...
Vice-Chancellor Bonapart: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.

Jaden Yuki: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing?
[points]
Chazz Princeton: tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden Yuki: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion Misawa: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.

Yami: “Wait… did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?”
Seto: “Yeah, so?”
Yami: “That’s against the rules, isn’t it?!”
Seto: “Screw the rules! I have money!”

Bakura: “How many times do I have to kill you people before you stay dead?!”

Yugi: “Wait a minute. Have you been playing a card game this whole time? We were worried sick about you!”
Joey: “Hey, I’m trying to regain my self-esteem here!”
Yugi: “Joey, you hang out with us. You don’t have any self-esteem.”

Yami: “Hey everyone! Look at me! I’m Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I’m in love with Nurse Joy!"

Yami: “If it’ll set your mind at ease, have a look around. By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth?”
Shadi: “No, why?”
Yami: “No reason.”

Bakura: “I’m here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. And I’m all out of tea!”

Yugi Moto: How do you know that?
Jaden Yuki: 'Cause we're from the future! Its no big whoop.
Yugi Moto: What?!
Jaden Yuki: Okay... So its kind of a big whoop. But bottom line is, we're here to save the world!

Professor Charles Xavier: "Listen to me very carefully, my friend: Killing will not bring you peace."
Erik Lehnsherr: "Peace was never an option."

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"

Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we've reached that point.

Ginny: "Konichiwa, Cho Chang! It is good to meet you, I am Gin-ny Weas-ley."
Asian girl: "Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
Ron: "That's Lavender Brown! *smacks* RACIST SISTER!"

Voldemort: I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place... and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!

Saskia: Will! You will get out of my way or... or I will dump this milk *raises gallon threateningly* on your head! *gets no reaction from Will* ...while you're sleeping!
Will: *laughs, but does not stop trying to drag Saskia out of the fridge*
Saskia: *grabs a canister* And put this whipped cream up your nose!
Will: *grabs Saskia's arm and manages to skid her a few feet away before she reaches back in and grabs a hunk of brie*
Saskia: And beat you with this cheese! *hits Will over the head, making him laugh harder*-- Screw it! We can do this all night and I'll just work my way through all the dairy in this gorram fridge if you don't let. me. go. Right. NOW! *is let go and crashes slightly into the fridge*
/\/\/\-DarqueOverLorde-/\/\/\

CC: Saski... Do I want to know why you've just shot six arrows into that bush?
Saskia: There's this cricket that's set up post outside my window... can't reach the little bastard from ground level - but this sure shut him up!
~CC~

Will: ...so you ran?
Saskia: Look, if I know one thing: its that technological whirry noises in a place where there's not any whirry-ish technology is a bad thing.
Will: You have a computer...
Saskia: Yeah. There's my computer, my phone and the lamp. None of those things whirr!!!
Will: So you flipped out, ran up here... and ate some pinapple?
Saskia: ...don't judge me.
/\/\/\-DarqueOverLorde-/\/\/\

DarqueOverLorde: Hey! You two! I need your help!
Saskia & Will in tandem: Oh, no.
/!/Saskia\!\

CC: My ear hurts. This ear needs to fall off.
~CC~

Why Maximus is banned from all kitchens. Eternally.
(Backstory: So, it was DarqueOverLorde's birthday on the 15th. We decided to give him a surprise party. However, while CC and I are pretty good at planning and setting stuff up for parties - none of us can bake. So we sent Maximus out to get a cake... That actually didn't end badly. He picked a nice one, didn't get anything pink or girly as a gag and managed to get it back to the house safely...)

DarqueOverLorde: Saski, CC, I know you're in here. Just turn on the lights already an-
Will & CC & Saskia & Lizz & GG & KC & TJ & JT: SURPRISE!
Maximus: HIT THE DECK!!!!
DarqueOverLorde: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FHA--*crashes*

(Morestory: We actually all screamed together... though Darque screamed the loudest 'cause Maximus dived out of the kitchen and air-tackled Darque to the ground as the lights came on and a loud 'BOOM' sounded from the kitchen. Turns out, Maxi was worried about Darque's cake being cold (He's been told off for this so many times. He's never living this one down). I didn't know it was possible to blow up a storebought cake in the microwave... but some how Maxi managed it. And Yes, the microwave is busted and No I haven't managed to re-do it myself.)
/!/Saskia\!\

Saskia: (on the subject of the Vanity Pets/Companions battling eachother 'leveling up' and 'evolving' on WoW.) ...Oh God, Nintendo should so sue! I'm gonna write Nintendo! DON'T LET THEM DO THIS! BETWEEN THIS AND BLIZZARD'S SUDDEN OBESSION WITH FURRIES ('comon. Werewolves and now Kung fu Panda?!) I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE TO RIFT!
/!/Saskia\!\

This is a growing list... but as I'm just a little (sarcasm here) obsessed with the Yu-Gi-Oh series right now that's what is currently going to dominate this page!