If you're reading this then it means that I am already dead. Most likely this is the work of murderous garden gnomes seeking revenge for their eternal enslavement to humanity. Unless it wasn't, and this was not their fault, and I am probably still alive today. In which case you just wasted ten seconds of your life reading that nonsense that, for all you know, I probably made up for that very purpose.

At any rate, I am Laclipsey. Some of you might know me from the Megabuddies forums. Some of you might not. Chances are, most of you don't even care where I'm from, and to you, I say: Ha. I have wasted another ten seconds of your life by making you read that.

I've been writing for maybe four years now, give or take. It's taken me almost that long to write my main work, a series of three and a half stories (One didn't get finished) starring my original Mega Man Zero characters. I will be rewriting all of them, having wanted to go back and redo some of the earlier writing for so long, anyway. I am currently in Phase 1 of this massive undertaking, which will likely take me at least four years to complete. I am currently rewriting the early parts of Mega Man Zero: Dark Before Dawn. This story started back on the original Nintendo N-Sider forums, where it was fairly popular, and traveled across several obscure forums following its shutdown. It stars a reploid who is treated badly by his creator and is eventually banished from his home as the result of a botched run-in with the criminal organization Black Sun, who continues to pursue him even after this encounter.

My other current project is an original Fire Emblem story, Rise of the Ebon Hand. Also a story starring original characters and originating on N-Sider, but as I remember almost nothing about the original, It's basically a first draft. I plan to write a sequel to this one, too. A brother and sister investigate an attack made by hooded men wielding mysterious dark magic, and they find that their village is already slaughtered. The brother and sister set out to pursue these hooded men, partly out of a need to find answers, and partly out of a desire for revenge. But as they find out from an undercover royal in Etruria, things aren't quite as simple as they thought.

When I'm not writing, I enjoy playing video games, drawing, watching anime, playing guitar, singing, drumming, and listening to music. My favorite video game series is Metroid, with Mega Man being a close second. I like the sci-fi.

And to those of you whom this does not interest in the slightest but you still read my entire profile 'cause you were bored, I say: Ha again. I just wasted more of your time.