Hey there, whoever bothered to check my profile XD

okay so to make things a bit clear... I'M A FEMALE.

my birthday is on the 22nd of September that means i'm a Virgo...just like Gokudera :3

I am actually from Egypt so excue my grammar and spellings, for english is not my first language...obvioulsy :D

and my name is... well you could call me Kit.

and lastly reviews are always welcomed.

Mortal Instruments Quotes:

“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"-Alec.
"A long one?”-Jace.

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being un-dead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”-Simon.

“Fine,” Kyle said. “I’m a werewolf. I’m not part of a pack, but I do have an alliance. Have you heard of the Praetor Lupus?”
“I’ve heard of lupus,” said Simon. “Isn’t it a kind of disease?”

“It's a girl," Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.”

“Jesus!" Exclaimed Luke
"No it's just me, but I've been told the resemblance is startling,” -Simon.

Clary - "Look you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."
Simon- "So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."

Jace-" Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?"
Clary-" It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath. "
Simon-" As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome. "
Jace-"I knew we should have left you a rat. "

-"i don't remember the Clave inviting you into the city, Magnus Bane."
'You didn't,' Magnus said, 'Your wards are down.'
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped with sarcasm "I hadn't notcied."
Magnus looked concerned, "That's terrible, someone should have told you." He glanced at luke, "Tell him the wards are down."-

Was it weird, hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since you found out..."
His voice trailed off.
"Yes?" said Clary, her voice sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?"
"No wonder that cat of his hates everyone."
"Oh, shut up, Simon," Clary said crossly. "I know what you mean, and no, it wasn't weird..."

Magnus in City of Ashes: "Lets just say I was alive when the Dead Sea was a Lake who was feeling a bit poorly"

“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown." - Jace

"Hey! I know you, you bit me."-Will

" What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate? "-Will

“So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?"-Clary
"You could say that."-Luke
"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it."-clary
"I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.”-luke

“You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat.”

Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. “You BROKE my PHONE.”
Jace shrugged. “Guys don’t let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay, that came out wrong. Friends don’t let friends keep calling their exes and hanging up. Seriously. You have to stop.”
Alec looked furious. “So you broke my brand new phone? Thanks a lot.”
Jace smiled serenely and lay back on the grass. “You’re welcome.”

"Have you tried talking to her?"-simon
"No," Jace said, "we've been punching her repeatedly in the face instead. Why, do you think that won't work?"-jace

That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain -simon

"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power."

We shouldn’t,” protested Isabelle. “The Clave has a plan.”
“The Clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple,” said Jace.
Alec blinked up at them. “Jace is right.”
Isabelle turned on her brother. “What do you know? You weren’t even paying attention.”
“I was,” Alec said, injured. “I said Jace was right.”
“Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening,” said Jace. “That’s just a good guess.”

“Magnus rolled onto his back and put his feet up on the arm of the sofa. “What do you care if Alec’s miserable?”
“What do I care?” Jace said, so loudly that Chairman Meow rolled off the couch and landed on the floor. “Of course I care about Alec; he’s my best friend, my parabatai. And he’s unhappy. And so are you, by the look of things. Takeout containers everywhere, you haven’t done anything to fix up the place, your cat looks dead —“
“He’s not dead.”

Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine's "genuphobia". It means an unreasonable fear of knees."- will
"What's the perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?"-tessa

“Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"- clary
"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."-jace
"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"-clary
"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.” -jace

--kit--