It's time for JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRAIIYA!!!

But not really, I love the old coot, but it's MY time to shine!

I'm Jiraiya's pupil, you can call me Chosha-sama, or Chosha.

Like any good Authoress, I'm going to let you know all about me, so sit back and be amazed!

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Name: Chosha, well...okay it's my pen name, I can't let you know my real name, as my adoring fans would come and find me and do questionable things to me!

Jiraiya: what fans?

SCREW YOU OLD MAN! JUST CAUSE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN AN AWARD WINNING PORN NOVEL, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME!!! RAWR!!! ~attacks him~