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Hey! I'm Krista Burnette, a wildly Inkheart obsessed girl. (U know u r just dying 2 read it aloud!) My favorite character is Capricorn, and I cried when they killed him off. But, luckily, he's FINALLY coming back to life in the third of the trilogy, Inkdeath. I also like Dustfinger; they're both deep characters. Basta will probably let the audience into his 'inner feelings' in the last book, if he comes back. I don't think Funke will let Flatnose and Cockrell do that, though. Mortola might, it depends on how long the book is. Capricorn will remain himself, a closed door, but probably meaner now that he's died once. Wouldn't it be funny if once he comes back, he wants to go back to Heaven or Hell or where ever he came from? Yeah, its like, "Silvertongue, kill me, this world is nothing compared to my brother Satan's home...". LOL. Well, so far I've only talked about Inkheart, 'cause that's basically my life. My boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago, and these guys who like me only want to go out with me because... "Will you suck my dick?"... So I'm having some bad guy trouble. I want back with my ex-, but he won't talk to me, so I guess it's over. sobs But whatev, I'm cool, just a little teary eyed, but the dry pages of my books will calm me. So, until we talk again, my life revolves around Inkheart by Cornelia Funke. I know, sad.

1/17/08

I finally have a life! JK. Still loveless. And heartbroken. Me and my ex- got back together. And broke up. And got together. And broke up. Actually, we did that about four times... But now I'm single. And loving it. You know, you're only considered a slut if you flirt with other guys AND you have a boyfriend, which I don't have to worry about now. No, wait- shit I'm not single. I have a very, very self centered boyfriend who hasn't talked to me in two weeks. Yeah he's TOTALLY awesome. Lol. Not. Oh- and he likes this OTHER girl named Carissa. I know, I know- I should dump him. And I would, too, if only he would answer his fucking phone. I love Carissa to death, don't get me wrong. But I'm like, come on, what the hell? HE dumped her!! Seriously, he needs a life.

Oh wait-- so do I.

About me:

Age: 101

Eye Color: blue/green... depends on my mood...

Hair color: Brilliant brunette!!

Favourite color: Lime green, hot pink, bright yellow, baby blue, all the pretty colors!!

Favourite actors: Paul Bettany,

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Favourite Quotes: "That's so toad staff" Mark Lechester. "

Favourite bands: OMIGOD, this is gonna be long... AFI, All American Rejects, Aly AJ, Ashlee Simpson (only her new stuffs), Ashley Parker Angel, Avril Lavigne (just her early work, Girlfriend fing sucks!!), The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Brie Larson, Britt Nicole, CASCADA, Celine Dion, Evanscence, Everlife (you got a problem wit em??), Fall Out Boy, Fireflight, Flyleaf, Jewel (her early stuff Goodbye Alice in Wonderland), Kelly Clarkson (new cd, HATE her other cds), Kristy Frank, Lalaine, Liz Phair, Michael Jackson (only cuz my crush sings his tunes when he writes), My Chemical Romance, Natalie Imbruglia, Nick Lachey, Nickleback, No Doubt, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, P!nk, Saosin, Simple Plan, Skye Sweetnam, Stefy, Three Days Grace, Vanessa Carlton, The Veronicas, and Sweeney Todd. I have others, I just can't remeber em all rite now.

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Inkscrewed by Luckless-Havisham reviews
This is what happenes when you put me and my friend into Inkheart. However, somethings are exagerated. Duh!
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/26/2008
Inksecrets by Mystical-Hysterical reviews
Complete crack. A parody of what really happened in Inkheart. OOCness, swearing, utter disregard of logic and reasoning. First few chapters were written years ago and may need revisions. Co-written with flickaXxOoXx.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,667 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Inkfire by irish33cm reviews
Dustfinger and Ann have been read out of 'Inkheart' for a year, and Dustfinger has gone to find Silvertongue to help Ann and him escape the clutches of Capricorn. Capricorn, as well as Dustfinger both have their sights on the girl. DustfingerXOCXCapricorn
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
The Left Out Adventure by inktril n unfortunate events reviews
What do Meggie's friend's, Lisa and Stephanie, do while she is on this adventure? Well they go on adventure of their own.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Tears By Tink by night-shifter reviews
The story of before, during, and after Wendy's time. Tink tells her tale of love, heartbreak, and being shrunk down to a small size by Peter litterally. While she can't speak in Never Land, she has so much to say. Only problem is that she wont. R&R!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tinkerbell, Peter Pan
Las Palabras by Staci Marie reviews
Four years ago, Serenity found she had a talent. Now a highschooler, she manages to read herself into Inkheart. In it, she learns the trials of friendship and betrayal, the brutality and ignorance of man, and the true meaning of love SPOILERS for Inkspell
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006
Inklightning reviews
Aubrey has stopped running. Why should she? They've always found her. But why do they want her? They had her for almost two years, full of running and hatred. But now that she's given up, why do they still want her?
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007