Hello, if you are reading this, chances are you are doing so for several reasons. You either wish to see how much of a threat I could be, to see who the hell this guy is, or you came to read one of my parodies. Be aware, I am very much a threat, the term troll can be applied to pretty much anyone, and my parodies kick ass :P.

As for who I am however, look at the following information.

Name: Sophie

Age:32

Ethnicity: Chinese

Personality: I always like to say exciting, funny, and cool, but since that probably ain't true, I'll just stick with "unique."

I dislike idiots, if you are one, try not to show me. I will destroy you, srsly.

The term troll is applied far too often these days, sometimes for no reason, and sometimes to describe an annoyance that is not a troll. I really hate that, and if I catch you doing that, you will wake up dead for the rest if your life.

The term Gary Stu is stupid and incorrect. The only term is Mary Sue. "Gary Stu" was created by some idiot who wanted to be cool like the guy who created Mary Sue. Everytime I see that term I just want to die.

If you think saying '"teh" instead of "the" makes you cool, you are sorely mistaken.

If you sign your name with a ~ instead of a - to look fancier, I hate you.

Thats all for now, Dsai Jen!

- Sophie