NOTE! Underlined is Matt and italics is Nessa! Our separate accounts are NessaTheSinner and CanadaMW

Hi everyone! I'm Matt and this is my friend Nessa. This is our collab account!

We hope you enjoy our stories! This is just a little bit about ourselves.

So 100 things about us!

You go first .

Why me?

Because I said so Matt!

Okay! Okay!

1. What's your favorite color?

Blue!

Black and white

I said favorite Nessa. You can't have two!

Too bad I love them equally :P Moving on!

2. What's your favorite animal?

Wolves!

I refuse

3.What's your favorite anime?

Nagi No Asakara

Kuroshitju/ Black butler

4. What's your favorite manga?

Attack On Titan!!! *manly squeal*

There was so much wrong with that I'm not even gonna tell you what was wrong with what you just did but my favorite manga is Heart No Kuni No Alice HNKNA!!!!! You can tell by my account I wrote several for it.

*Sulks in the corner* TT.TT

5. What's your gender?

Alien

Dumbass you're a boy unless you REALLY don't have any balls. I'm female though.

Why so mean for? How do I know you're really a girl?

You little shit do you REALLY want to argue about THIS

No ma'am

Looks like you do have some brain cells *glares*

*Cries in the corner*

6. How old are you?

Immortal!

How can you die when you're death itself?

You mean how can you die when you're already dead. Or at least dead stupid.

Would you like to die?

No thanks I have A LOT to live for :3

After I'm done with you, you won't

Let's move on before she kills me .

7. What's your favorite thing about fanfictions?

Characters!

You mean OCs?

What's that?

Never mind -_- mine is LEMONS :3

8. What's your favorite type of drink?

MAI GOGO JUICE!!!!

You need to lay off the honey boo boo and mine is Coco Cola

9. Who's your favorite anime character?

Eren Jaegar

Boris Airay! HNKNA!!!

Why do you obsess over that?

1 HE HAS CAT EARS 2 PINK HAIR 3 HE'S HOT AS HELL

I'm hotter *pouts*

LIES

10. How will you two be collaborating? Like how will you write the stories together?

Uhh Nessa do something .

Since this fool is incompetent I shall explain. We will simply write the stories, chapter by chapter together on skype. One person will type and the other will read make changes and we will discuss the chapter as we go and plot.

What she said.

As you can see I'm clearly the smarter one (jk) (maybe)

You're so mean Nessa!

I dun care .

11. Do you wear make up?

DAMN RIGHT I DO AND I LOOK SUPPER FABULOUS!

No comment

12. Where do you live?

CANADA!! CANADA!!! WHERE ALL THE CANADIANS LIVE!!! WHERE-

*throws boot at Matt*

*Is hit in the face and falls to the ground*

New York NEXT!

13. Do you like blue monkeys?

Does waffle like pancake?

Why is this even here? I'm supposed to be the one writing this wait... MATT WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!

14. Do you get good grades in the school?

I should be the Asian I'm so smart.

Are you calling me stupid?

15. Best Threats?

Why do I need a threat again?

1. I'm going to stick a 6 ft dildo up your ass and it's gonna come out your eyes.

2. I'm going to cut/rip your balls/dick off. Either one of the options where theres a / works.

3. I will burn your house down and then I will kidnap you and your family and I will torture and kill them in front of you slowly then I will feed you while you're alive to either piranhas or hyenas.

First of all that's fucked. Second of all mine has to be If you don't put your toaster away I'm gonna eat a banana and spit it in your face.

16. Pets?

Beast of a dog named Chloe she's a evil bitch!

Don't insult her I like your dog. I had like 4 turtles who starved to death. Some fishes who coincidentally also starved to death and I think I once had a bird whom I think also starved to death.

No wonder you're a sadist .

YA THINK! My friend had this sonuva bitch snapping turtle and so when it tried to bite my finger I kicked it's cage and then blinded it with a flash light and turned it on and off really fast for a little bit.

ABUSE!! ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

Psh it deserved it. It tried to bite me!

17. Favorite food?

Pizza!

Seaweed

18. Eye color?

Brown

So dark brown it's almost black

*cough* almost *cough*

STFU

19. Do you game?

Yes I do! I love gaming! I play league of legends, minecraft, payday, gta, and maplestory. Some others too but Nessa says not to list anymore.

I'M THE ONE TYPING SO YOU SHOULD STOP! I quit gaming pretty much except for the occasional league game to pursue fanfictions more seriously but that's it for me. I used to play maplestory, tera, mabinogi, dragon nest, and mmos in general really. Not a fan of FPS or adventure.

20. What race are you?

The racy one.

Why do you need to know?

Who are you asking? You're the one making the questions.

STFU you don't need logic here! This is my universe!!! MWHAHAHAHA

21. Have you ever gotten drunk?

Nope

Alcohol cannot take me down! I shall defeat alcohol!

How does that even work?

Magic

22. Do you know how to swim?

I can swim. I was gonna be a life guard but I decided not to.

Tch of course I can swim! Just not well.

23. Dawn or dusk?

Dusk!

I like dusk. I dislike the sun because it's too bright and it's hot and I rather freeze then burn and I prefer the night and because dusk signals the start of night I choose dusk.

24. Do you have a door?

HEY THAT RHYMES!!!

Kinda why it's there baka

Let's just move on before I sound stupid .

Too late for that. NEXT!

25. Tongue twisters?

Peter pan likes pickled peppers because he likes to rape vegetables I'm sorry I'm lost .

The good dog is a good dog a good dog is good

The bad dog is a bad dog a bad dog is bad

My dog is a bad dog

She's not you're just really bad with animals

LIES! I OBJECT!

There's proof I have recordings

26. Do you laugh like a evil maniac?

*Looks at Nessa*

MATT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! I DO NOT!!!

IT'S TRUE THOUGH!! *RUNS* IT'S TRUE JUST ADMIT YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!!! THE FIRST STEP TO GETTING BETTER IS TO ADMIT IT!!!

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!