I'm a fan of Erin Hunter, zombie story's, and Robert Muchamore (writer of cherub series)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP".

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you read all the way to the end of my profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water!

When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!!

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

have you realized live is evil spelt backwards

Girl Comebacks;

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name!
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.
Girl: Yeah- I want you to leave.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous.
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.