Hi! I'm Mia1986! I am a huge fan of high school musical and Camp rock.

I am dragging WildCroconaw to see twilight saga: breaking dawn-part 1 if it kills me.

WildCroconaw: yeah, right. the only reasons you are dragging cause all you are going to do is drool over patterson-

Pattinson

whatever. and this is the second to last one

In that case (smiles evily) lets get a little reminder

WildCroconaw: you're not gonna make me me watch the first 3 movies

not a bad idea (grabs WildCroconaw's arm and leads her out)

Quotes area (Key: if the title in parentheses has “ “ around it, it’s from a movie or TV show, underlined means it’s from a book and italics means it’s from one of WildCroconaw's fics):

Yellowfang: A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past ( warriors: rising storm)

Cloudkit: I’m tired. I don’t want to do this

Fireheart: Well, too bad, you have to. Cheer up, it could be worse. Did I tell you that when I was an apprentice I had to look after Yellowfang all on my own?

Cloudkit: Yellowfang! Phew, I bet she was a grump! Did she claw you?

Fireheart: Only with her tongue And that’s sharp enough! (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

"You idiot!" she spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?"

"Drowning?" replied Graystripe.

The silver tabby flicked her ears, and Fireheart saw a glimmer of amusement in her eyes. "Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?"

Graystripe's whiskers twitched. "Ah, but who would rescue me there?" he rasped. (warriors: fire and ice)

Bluestar: Fireheart, I need to share dreams with StarClan. I must travel to the Moonstone

Fireheart: You want to go to Highstones?

Bluestar: Do you know of another Moonstone? (Warriors: Rising Storm)

Firepaw: But surely even Shadowclan wouldn't harm kits!

Yellowfang: Don't be so sure. Brokenstar intends to use them as warriors.

Graypaw: But they are only three moons old!

Yellowfang: That hasn't stopped him before. He has been training kits as young as three moons since he became leader. At five moons he sends them out as warriors! (warriors: into the wild)

Ravenpaw: Where are Dustpaw and Sandpaw?

Firepaw: They must still be out on patrol.

Graypaw: Good. Peace and quiet Warriors: into the wild )

Bluestar: Let all those cats old enough to catch their own prey join here beneath the Highrock for a Clan meeting (Warriors: into the wild )

• Spottedleaf (teasing in response to Tigerclaw): “Yes, a pity if, after all your valuable training, he dies in his first fight, eh?” (Warriors: into the wild )

Fireheart: Everything’s different. You saw those WindClan cats. Even they don’t treat me in the same way anymore. It’s as if every cat expects me to be noble and wise. But I’m not. I’ll make mistakes , just ike I did before, Cinderpelt. I’m not sure I can do this

Cinderpelt (teasingly): Mouse-brain! When you make mistakes-not if, Fireheart, when-I’ll tell you about it, believe me. (More seriously) And I’ll still be your friend, no matter what .No cat that ever lived was perfect all the time. Bluestar wasn’t! The trick is to learn from your mistakes, and have the courage to be true to your heart” (Warriors: the darkest hour)

Graypaw: “Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender. (Warriors: into the wild )

Cinderpaw's blue eyes blazed as she rounded on the deputy. 'You've got a tongue, haven't you? Lick, you useless lump of fur. Do you want the kit to die?'" (warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Yellowfang: he’s blind. And I’m not that old (Warriors: Fire and Ice)

Cloudtail (to Firestar): It's only your belief in ancient traditions that make you believe you can't be leader without dragging all the way up to Highstones and back. As far as I'm concerned, you've already proved yourself to be the true leader of this clan, Firestar. ( warriors: The Darkest Hour)

Bluestar (to Fireheart): Fire will save the Clan...you never understood, did you? Not even when I gave you your apprentice name, Firepaw. And I doubted it myself, when fire raged through our camp. Yet I see the truth now. Fireheart, you are the fire who will save ThunderClan. You will be a great leader. One of the greatest the forest has ever known. You will have the warmth of fire to protect your Clan and the fierceness of fire to defend it. You will be Firestar, the light of ThunderClan" (Warriors: A Dangerous Path)

(after graypool tells fireheart Mistyfoot and Stonefur aren’t her kits): Fireheart: Do Mistyfoot and Stonefur know all this?

Graypool: Now listen to me, Mistyfoot and Stonefur know nothing, and if you tell them what I’ve just told you, I’ll rip out your liver and feed it to the crows. They’ve never doubted that I’m their real mother. I like to think they even look a bit like me (Warriors: A Dangerous Path)

"But the Clan cannot support Yellowfang," Darkstripe protested. "We have too many mouths to feed already."

"Yeah!" Graypaw whispered into Firepaw's ear. "And some of them are bigger than others!" (Warriors: Into the wild)

"You have never been wrong before, Spottedleaf. If StarClan has spoken, then it must be so. Fire will save our Clan." — Bluestar to Spottedleaf (Warriors: into the wild )

Rusty:What do you mean-still a tom?

Bluestar (saying gravely):You haven't been taken by the Twolegs to see the Cutter. You would be very different then. Not quite so keen to fight a Clan cat, I suspect!”

Rusty was confused. He suddenly thought of Henry, who had become fat and lazy since his visit to the vet. Was that was Bluestar meant by the Cutter? (Warriors: into the wild )

Firepaw (when Smudge asked what's it's like to live the wild): I know who I am now. (warriors: into the wild)

Bluestar: that Leopardfur moves so loudly, I should think even ShadowClan heard her coming. She’s a good warrior but too easily distracted. She was much more interested in that rabbit upwind than looking for enemy warriors (Warriors: Rising Storm)

Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company

Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice)

Cloudpaw: I smell home

Sandstorm: really? All I smell is old badger dirt

Deadfoot: And I smell three ThunderClan intruders (Warriors: rising Storm)

Squirellpaw (to Brambleclaw ): Yes, O Great One, I shall do as you command. Then when we come back empty-pawed, you'll admit I was right. (Warriors: the new prophecy- Midnight)

Graypaw (to help Firepaw with Yellowfang): Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she is going to have you, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit. (warriors: into the wild)

Fireheart: We're going to investigate, We can't decide how to get rid of these dogs until we know exactly what we have to face. We're not going to attack them, not yet-have you got that, Cloudtail? (cloudtail's blue eyes burn into his. No reply) I won't take you, Cloudtail, unless you promise to do as you're told without question.

Cloudtail: "Oh, all right. I want every last dog turned into crowfood, but I'll do it you're way, Fireheart.

Fireheart: Good. Any questions?

Sandstorm: What if we come across Tigerstar

Fireheart: A cat from another Clan on our territory? (bares his teeth) Yes, you can attack him (warriors: a dangerous path)

Brambleclaw: they’re beautiful. Have you thought of names for them yet?

Ferncloud: not yet

Goldenflower: there’s time enough for that. They’re strong healthy kits that’s what matters. And Ferncloud has plenty of milk.

Brambleclaw: she’s lucky to have you help to look after them

Goldenflower: well, I didn’t do too bad a job with you (Warriors: the new prophecy-midnight)

Firepaw (when asked what he felt seeing the Moonstone): My own curiousity. (warriors: into the wild)

“He’s doing well” Fireheart replied. “He’ll be made an apprentice soon.” Princess’ eyes shone with pride, and Fireheart felt a prickle of uncertainty in his fur. He knew how much it meant to his sister to have given her firstborn to the Clan. There was no way he could let her have any doubts about how the little kit was settling into Clan life. “Cloudkit’s strong and brave,” he told her. “And intelligent.” And nosey, spoiled, disrespectful he added to himself (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Panic: [Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns] Pain: Pain - Ow!

Panic: And Panic - eechk!

Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!

Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive.

Panic: Oh, they're here!

Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me?

Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms! [as they grovel, they turn into worms] Worthless worms!

Hades: Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting. . (“hercules”)

Dr. McCarthy: trying to put a tail on a fish … no one in their right mind would even try. [pauses] luckily I’m not

Sawyer: not what?

Mr. McCarthy: in my right mind (“Dolphin Tale”)

Charlie Swan: Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?

Jacob Black: I kissed Bella... [pause] And she broke her hand. [pause] Punching my face. It was a complete misunderstanding. (“ twilight saga: eclipse”)

Edward Cullen: I'm from a different era, things were alot less complicated. and if i'd met you back then, i would've corted you. would've taken you to chaperone strolls, ice tea on the porch... [pause] I may have stolen a kiss or two, but only after asking your father's permission, i would've got down on knee. [kneels]

Edward Cullen: and I would've presented you with a ring. [opens box with the ring and places it in her hand: this is my mothers. Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever. Would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?

Bella Swan: yes. (“ twilight saga: eclipse”)

Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?

Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal. [scoffs]
 why?

Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?

Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life

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Bella Swan: Yeah I guess.

Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.

Bella Swan: ...what?

Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate..

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Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please

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Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you

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Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.
Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way

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Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?

Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school

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Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?

Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin! ("twilight saga: eclipse")

Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.

Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.

Sid: Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?

Manfred: [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.

Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.

Manfred: Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.

Sid: ...Help me. ("ice age")

Sid: [holding on to Manfred's leg] Don't let them impale me Please. I wanna live!

Manfred: Get off me! (“ice age”)

Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!

Manny: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.

Sid: [on top of glacier] I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One... Two...

Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!

Crowd of animals: Jump! Jump! Jump

Diego: Jump! Jump! Jump! [Manny glares at Diego] Sorry. (“ice age : the meltdown” )

Sid: [tied up] [looks down to see tar pit underneath him] Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.

Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.

Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.

Female Mini Sloth: [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.

Sid: That's not very advanced.

Female Mini Sloth: [pause] Worth a shot. ("ice age: the meltdown")

Timon: Why do I always have to save your... Ahhh! ("the lion king")

Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut. [Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb]

Sid: No thanks I choose life.

Diego: [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turning] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.

Sid: Are you threatening me?

Diego: [in a shout that echoes] *MOVE, SLOTH! [the shout causes an avalanche]

Sid: Way to go tiger ("ice age")

Sid: (readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator) Three one-thousand, four one-thousand...

Manny: Sid, what you think you're doing? Get off of there before you hurt yourself!

Sid: No way! I'm going to be the first one to jump of the Eviscerator and you guys better start treating me with respect!

Manny: If you jump off this thing, the only respect you'll be getting is respect from the dead!

Diego: Come on, Manny, he can't be that stupid (Sid is about to jump) Although I have been wrong before. (“ice age : the meltdown” )

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk -- SQUIRREL!! (“Up”)

Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too. If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing. (“the blind side”)

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded. [looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily] (“pirates of the carribean: at world’s end”)

Michael Oher: [after pushing an opponent all the way off the field] Sorry coach, I stopped when I heard the whistle.

Coach Cotton: Where were you taking him?

Michael Oher: The bus, it was time for him to go home. (“The Blind Side”)

[during derek’s labor] Misty: Going to ...kill you for ...putting me. Through... This ...pain... [glares at Ash]

A doctor [to ash:} Don't worry, son, it's just the drugs and the pain. Once the baby's out of her she'll be back to normal

Ash [thinking: I hope you're right. I’ve been on the receiving end of her fists & mallet way too many times in the past. (nervousness)

Mia Thermopolis: I loathe you!

Nicholas Devereaux: I loathe YOU!

Mia Thermopolis: I loathed you FIRST! Nicholas kisses Mia (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [shouts] shut up!

Mia Thermopolis: Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up! (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Mia: Okay... you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara! ("princess diaries")

Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?
Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them.
Paolo: Now... [he breaks her glasses in half] ...you do.
Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses!
Paolo: You broke my brush. ("princess diaries")

Captain Kip Kelly: [Yelling in Military fashion at the parade] Identify, Mustang personnel!
Lilly Moscovitz: Why do you talk like that?
Captain Kip Kelly: [Still yelling] I'm... Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard!
Lilly Moscovitz: What if we all talked like that? [Yelling] Lilly Moscovitz, best friend of Princess Mia, *riding* in the 'Stang! (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.(“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Mia Thermopolis: Oh my God, you're here!
Lilly Moscovitz: I know!
Mia Thermopolis: In Genovia!
Lilly Moscovitz: I know!
Mia Thermopolis: You're in my closet!
Lilly Moscovitz: Yeah.
Mia Thermopolis: You're blonde!
Lilly Moscovitz: I'm blonde!

Mia Thermopolis: Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!
Lilly Moscovitz: To who?
Mia Thermopolis: I don't know. (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.

Fred Flintstone: Oh really? Well for your information the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.

Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.

Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...!

Pearl Slaghoople: Oh don't flatter yourself.

Fred Flintstone: that's it! Where’s my club Wilma? (“The Flintstones”)

Pidgeot: I don't crossbreed, especially with jerks! Stupid Charizard- Like I would consider breeding with someone whose brain is the size of a Water Stone or in your case smaller! (Makes a rude gesture at charizard with her talon before flying off)

Misty (laughing): that’s your best shot. love doctor

Charizard: So, I'm a bit out of practice, although I did have her wrapped around my claw when I told her that she was more attractive than Moltres.

Misty: a bit??? (P2K II part 2)

[after ash faints] The next thing I felt was a pair of hands helping me up from the ground. “Up you go sonny" the owner of the hands told me as I stood up. I heard Misty panting as if she had just run a long race. Then next thing I felt was her fist making contact with my head.

"Owww!" my head ached from the pain. “What?”

I had a feeling about what my wife was going to say “you idiot Ash! The birth of your first kid and you totally black out!” I cringed at her words. (nervousness)

Klaus Baudelaire: You know, Curdled Cave is for sale

Aunt Josephine: So?

Klaus Baudelaire: So, before too long, people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people... will be realtors (“lemony snicket”)

Taz: Lemony fresh! (“space jam”)

Lola Bunny: [Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way] Bugs, Bugs, are you okay?

Bugs: Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Are you ok?

Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank you.

Bugs: Aww, it was nothin.

Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me. [she kisses him and his eyes turn into hearts] (“space jam”)

Daffy Duck: [after Stan enters the Toon Squad dressing room burned to a crisp by the Monstars] Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper. (“space jam”)

Quilava : Here’s an idea: why don’t you let me go free and then turn yourself into Officer Jenny? you can rot in a jail cell for the rest of your life and then go to hell. I hear they have a place reserved just for Team rocket (Non-healing scars)

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. ‘(“pirates of the Caribbean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Tito: I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby. Tries to kiss Georgette; she hits him and he falls out the window Ooh, I think she likes me, man! (“Oliver & Company”)

Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed. [Roz closes the window on Mike's fingers]
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ("monsters inc")

Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.
Sulley: Give me a break, Mike.
Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me. Tonight it's about me and Celia. Ooh, the Love Boat is about to set sail. Toot-toot! Cause I gotta tell you, buddy, that face of hers , it just makes my heart go... [Sees Roz in front of him] Yikes

Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?

Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once. [Mike smiles innocently] Your stunned silence is very reassuring ("Monsters inc")

CDA Agent: This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.

Mike: [Steping out from behind the door with Boo's costume] Okay, okay! You got us. Here we are, here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say.

[Takes Boo's sock out of his mouth and throws it at the CDA agents] Mike: Catch!

CDA Agent: [as the others jump over the guy who gets the sock] 23-19! (“monsters inc”)

Mike: I can’t believe we are waltzing right into the factory! Yuck! Sulley mop, a couple of lights and some chiar fabric are not going to fool anyone. Think about a few names, will ya? Loss Ness, Bigfoot, the Aubominable Snowman. They’ve all got one thing in common, pal: BANISHMENT! WE COULD BE NEXT! (“monsters inc”)

Mike: Come on, the coast is clear. Ok, all we have to do is get rid of that thing, so wait here while I get its cardkey.

Sulley: But she can't stay here this is the men's room. [pause]

Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Its fine, it's ok! Look, it loves it here, its dancing with joy! {Boo needs to 'go' badly and is struggling to hold it in]

Mike: I'll be right back with its door key.

Sulley: [laughs] That's a cute little dance you got. Almost looks like you gotta - Oh. (“monster inc”)

Sulley: What was that?

Mike Wazowski: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again. (“monsters inc”)

Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

Sulley: Spoons?

Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek. (“monsters inc”)

Boo: Mike Waszowski! (“monsters inc)

Po: Ow! I thought you said acupuncture was going to make me feel better.

Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy to find the right nerve points under all this...

Po: Fat?

Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.

Po: Sure you were. (“kung fu panda”)

Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. [Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him] Oh that is it!

Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] And may have also stopped his heart. (“kung fu panda”)

Po: Ah. My old enemy... stairs (“kung fu panda 2”)

Po: My fist hungers for justice! his stomach belches] That was... my fist. ("kung fu panda 2")

watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints Zeng : We're dead. So Very, very dead. (“Kung Fu Panda”)

(Trying his best to escape Tai Lung's grip around his neck.) Shifu: Dragon Warrior- has taken scroll halfway across China by now. (Coughs) You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. (Tai Lung draws out his claws, ready to kill Shifu) Never! Never... (Tai Lung snarls, about to lay down his death blow on his former master.)

Po: (off-screen) Hey!

(Tai Lung stops and turns around. He sees Po standing with the dawn behind him at the entrance... currently panting for breath) Po: Ugh, stairs. Ohhh.

Tai Lung: Who are you?

Po: (catching his breath) Buddy... I'm the Dragon Warrior. (Gasps one last time)

Tai Lung: (disbelievingly) You? (to Shifu as he tosses him to the floor) Him? He's a panda. [To Po] You're a panda. What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? [Chuckles]

Po: Don't tempt me. [Laughs] (“kung fu panda”)

Shifu: I... I... have... It's... It's very bad news.

Oogway: Aah, Shifu. There's just news. There's no good or bad.

Shifu: Master, your vision... Your vision was right. Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!

Oogway: That is bad news... if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.

Shifu: The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here. It was an accident.

Oogway: There are no accidents.

Shifu: [Sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already... twice.

Oogway: Well, that's not an accident either.

Shifu: Thrice. (“kung fu panda”)

Shen: how many times do i have to kill the same stinking panda ? ("kung fu panda 2”)

Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda!

[He throws a weak punch, Po catches his hand by the finger] Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda. [raises his pinky]

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!

Po: Oh, you know this hold?

Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.

Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh! (“kung fu panda”)

Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!

Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?

Po: Who do you think I am Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns] Why are we laughing? (“kung fu panda 2”)

Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy! ("despicable me")

Gru: Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything.
Margo: Aha. What about the floor?
Gru: Yes, you may touch the floor
Margo: What about the air?
Gru: Yes, you may touch the air.
Edith: What about this? [Holds a ray gun on her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru]
Gru: Ah! Where did you get that?
Edith: Found it.
[Gru takes it away from her] Gru: Rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
Agnes: Does this count as annoying? [puckles her cheeks]
Gru: [Stops her] Very! ("despicable me")

Harry Bright: What would the father of the bride normally do?

Tanya: Pay. [beat] Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd. (“mamma mia”)

Professor Minerva McGonagall (to umbridge): you are raving. (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

"Another Weasley, eh? I spent half me life chasin' yer twin brothers away from the Forest." Rubeus Hagrid(Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone)

Wobuffett (under it’s breath) : Very original. Why can’t we change the motto to something like that? (jessie glares at it then smacks it’s head with her fists) Oww. What did I do? What I do?

Jessie: Whose side are you on anyways: ours or theirs? (kidnapped)

Fred: [walking into burrow and seeing the injured George] George! How do you feel?

George: [quietly] Saint-like.

Fred: [confused pause] Come again?

George: Saint like. I'm holy... [Points to spot where his ear is missing] Holey, get it?

Fred: [laughs quietly] the whole world of ear-related humor, and you go for, "I'm holy"? You're pathetic.

George: Reckon I'm still better looking than you. (“Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1”)

Professor McGonagall: [To Ron and Harry] Five points will be awarded to each of you [they grin at each other]... for sheer dumb luck. (“Harry Potter & the sorcerer’s stone”)

Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?

Neville Longbottom: mumbling Pfsr Snpe.

Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?

Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape. Laughter

Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all. (“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”)

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first. "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been serious. And there was more. "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word. "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." (Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban)

“You know Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts but you cannot deny he’s got style”- Phineas Nigellus (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Hermione: Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl! (Harry Potter and the goblet of fire)

Argus Filch (about the slytherins) : Where exactly will I be leading them to ma'am?

Minerva McGonagall: The dungeons should do. (“Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2”)

Mrs. Weasley: "I know why it's happened, of course. It's all this uncertainty with You-Know-Who coming back, people think they might be dead tomorrow, so they're rushing all sorts of decisions they'd normally take time over. It was the same last time he was powerful, people eloping left, right, and centre—"

Ginny: "Like you and Dad."

Mrs. Weasley: "Yes, well, your father and I were made for each other, what was the point in waiting? Whereas Bill and Fleur...well...what have they really got in common? He's a hard working down-to-earth sort of person, whereas she's—"

Ginny: "A cow. But Bill's not that down-to-earth...he likes a bit of adventure, a bit of glamour...I expect that's why he's gone for Phlegm." (Harry Potter and the Half blood prince)

“Give her hell from us, Peeves.” –Fred (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

“Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they’re going to use our products to get rid of this old bat”- George (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Xenophilius: She lingered in that charming little garden to say hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How few wizards realize just how much we can learn from the wise little gnomes-or, to give them their correct name, the Gernumbli gardensi.

Ron: Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words, but i think Fred and George taught them those. (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.

Ron: Where?

Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner Professor McGonagall: One-two-three, one-two-three...

Harry: aside You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?

Fred, George: shaking their heads Never. (“Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire”)

Fat Lady : [sings while holding a glass] Ah ah ah AH!

Harry: Fortuna Major.

Fat Lady: No, wait, wait! [sings again, higher] Ah ah ah AH!

Harry: Fortuna Major.

Fat Lady: Wait! [sings again, highest] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAH! [holds the note, looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on the edge of the painting] Oh, amazing! And just with my voice!

Harry: Fortuna Major.

Fat Lady: Yes, all right, all right, you can go in.

Harry: Thank you!

Fat Lady: Plebs (“harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban”)

Harry: What are those? (Acknowledges two other balls)

Oliver: Oh. (Takes out a bat shorter that a baseball bat) You better take this. (Hands bat to Harry, then unlatches one of the balls from trunk. It shoots up into the air, then zooms back down) Careful now, it's comin' back.

(Harry whacks it with the bat. The ball zooms off in another direction) Oliver: Not bad, Potter. You'd make a fair Beater.

(The ball comes back heading directly for Oliver) Uh-oh. (It whacks him in the chest, knocking him over. He fights with it to get it back in the trunk. He eventually succeeds, and locks it back in) Harry: What was that thing?

Oliver: (Panting) Bludger. Nasty looking buggers. (“Harry Potter & the sorcerer’s stone")

Mrs. Figg (about mundungus): I hope Dumbledore murders him (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Dr. John Watson: Look at you. Why is the only woman you've ever cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?

Sherlock Holmes: Allow me to explain.

Dr. John Watson: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you... twice. Made a proper idiot out of you. (“sherlock holmes”)

Sherlock Holmes: I may be paying the rent on my own, soon. [points his violin bow at Watson] Thanks to you.

Dr. John Watson: Get that out of my face.

Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face; it's in my hand.

Dr. John Watson: Get what's in your hand out my face. (“Sherlock holmes”)

Pidgeot: I don't crossbreed, especially with jerks! Stupid Charizard- Like I would consider breeding with someone whose brain is the size of a Water Stone or in your case smaller! (Makes a rude gesture at charizard with her talon before flying off)

Misty (laughing): that’s your best shot. love doctor

Charizard: So, I'm a bit out of practice, although I did have her wrapped around my claw when I told her that she was more attractive than Moltres.

Misty: a bit??? (P2K II part 2)

Charlotte Phelan: Love and hate are two horns on the same goat, Eugenia. And you need a goat. (“the help”)

Mom: Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!

Uncle Max: ARE YOU NUTS?

Mom: dryly, to Raffikki Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it? (“The Lion King 1 ½”)

Ned: Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have been swarmed? In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear.

Emerson: Hey, you don't just get to put them pictures in my head. That's an assault on my imagination. (“Pushing daisies”)

Coraline Jones: to Coraline doll you think they're trying to poison me? Makes doll nod. (“Coraline”)

Coach Cotton: What did you say to him?

Leigh Anne Touhy: You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. I said you could thank me later. (pause) It's later, Bert. ("the blind side ")

N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Guides: Ready! they all throw their heads back and laugh (“George of the Jungle”)

Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float

Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one

Ms. Bluberidge off screen: Don’t you be giving him any more rum

Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Jessie: You think you are so smart, twerp, having that other girl pose as you to fool us so you could sneak & save your girlfriend-

{Misty & ash look at each for a few seconds their faces red} Misty & Ash: Uh...

Misty {thinking}: Well, it would be nice to call him that in reality

{they look down at jessie}: Misty: HIM, MY BOYFRIEND?

Ash: HER, MY GIRLFRIEND? YOU MUST BE CRAZY! (kidnapped)

Tiana: [reluctantly] Just one kiss?

Prince Naveen: Just one. Unless you beg for more [licks lips]

Tiana: [they lean in to kiss, but Tiana flips at the last second] [sighs] All right, all right. Get it together, Tiana.

[she turns around quickly and kisses Naveen] Prince Naveen: [lets out a dissapointing sigh, upon realizing that he is still a frog]

[he looks down and gasps in horror] Prince Naveen: [speaks Maldonian]

Tiana: [gazes up at the table] Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this. [sees her hands are webbed. She looks in the mirror, sees she is a frog, and screams] (“princess and the frog”)

Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'?

Barbossa: No, what are you doin'?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'?

Barbossa: No! What are you doin'?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.

Barbossa: The captain of the ship is givin' orders.

Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.

Barbossa: They be my charts!

Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you pause chartman.

Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand? Jack and Barbossa stare at him Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.

Ragetti to Pintel I'd vote for you. (“Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End”)

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. ‘(“pirates of the Caribbean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? (“pirates of the carribean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.

Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth! [to Gibbs] Hide the rum. (“pirates of the carribean: dead man’s chest”)

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.

Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew And that was without even a single drop of rum. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)

Balthazar: Dave? You should run. (“the sorcerer’s apprentice”)

“It’s okay Dad! Its just Ripred!” Gregor squirmed to free himself but the rat weighed a ton. “He’s a friend, “ he added to reassure his dad, although calling Ripred a ‘friend’ was something of a stretch (Gregor and the curse of the warmbloods)

Speed: I think I pulled a muscle.

Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle! You’re gonna get us all killed (“the swan princess”)

The Grinch: All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION! Max knocks the red nose off BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on (“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”)

Pierre: ...there are two things clowns make around here: balloon animals and enemies. (“Pushing Daisies”)

Madame Gasket: Who are these losers?

Fender: We sir...

Madame Gasket: I’m a woman (“robots”)

Lucius: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! (“the Incredibles”)

Spa’ am: Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans or die like stinking dog Long John fires his pistol at him and shoots off his headpiece we see you have boom-boom sticks. Bye-bye Natives leave

Benjamina: Oh brother (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

"You have a strange way about you, Dr. Grumman. You ever spend any time among the witches?"

Yes," said Grumman. "And among academicians, and among spirits. I found folly everywhere, but there were grains of wisdom in every stream of it. No doubt there was much more wisdom that I failed to recognize. Life is hard, Mr. Scoresby, but we cling to it all the same."

And this journey we're on? Is that folly or wisdom?"

The greatest wisdom I know."-Lee Scoresby and Stanislaus Grumman (the subtle knife)

Timon: Hey Pumbaa, what do you call a hyena with half a brain?

Pumbaa: [laughs] Beats me, Timon. What?

Timon: GIFTED! [they both laugh]

[Shenzi and Banzai scowl, but Ed bursts out laughing. Banzai smacks him] Ed: Aah ha ha—ohh!

Banzai: They're talkin' about us!

Shenzi: [ advancing on them] For your last meal, you're gonna eat those words. (“lion king 1 1/2 “ )

Princess Fiona: Where are you going? The exit's over there!

Shrek: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.

Princess Fiona: [shocked] What kind of knight ARE you?

Shrek: One of a kind.

[they hear a roar] Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?

Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!

Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!

Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame! [They pass a skeleton of an unfortunate victim] (“shrek”)

jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?

Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!

Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy! [Whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]

Stitch: I like fluffy!

[After there is a ring of holes around him] Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!

Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!

{The ceiling crashes bringing stitch to the floor. He is hidden by plaster] Jumba: you could do with a make over. I tried to give you my good looks but let’s face it… something went wrong (“lilo & stitch”)

Spa’ am: Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans or die like stinking dog Long John fires his pistol at him and shoots off his headpiece we see you have boom-boom sticks. Bye-bye Natives leave

Benjamina: Oh brother (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

[going through The Mask's pocket ] Park Policeman: Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“the mask”)

Jack Sparrow: Stop-blowing holes in my ship! (“pirates of the Caribbean: the curse of the black pearl”)

Tito: Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady, Francis.

Georgette: Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.

Tito: After you, my little croissant

Francis: Good grief. (“Oliver & company”)

Oliver: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. (“Oliver and Company”)

The Mask: [to Dorian, with Eddie G. Robinson's voice] You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see? (“the mask”)

Wendy: does Rosie have an off switch? (“the middeman”)

Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?

Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?

Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation. (“pushing daisies”)