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Joined 04-18-10, id: 2331992, Profile Updated: 05-03-10
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, Jennette-McCurdy-Biggest Fan, iAmTheBestDamnThing, SeddieXandXFax, turtleover0511, Flight at Midnight, jokohn,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, jokohn

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In Memory by LiLy-saLvatore-cuLLen reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes before you die. Memories have a way of seeping into the present. No one knows this better than Lily and James Potter. Halloween 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You're Gone by septemberbeauty13 reviews
"Are you happy with yourself, Potter? You've broken me down." He jokingly asked. And then emerald green eyes met silver ones. Those words had never been truer. "You are broken, but not because of me." Harry whispered, bringing his lips to Draco's neck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Assassination by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
This is my version of The Last Sacrifice. Rose was framed. She was wrongfully imprisoned for the murder of the Queen. But if she was innocent, then who is guilty?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,675 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Pinky Promises with Five Fingers by NessieWinsa reviews
Seze, Jake and Neytiri's thirteen year old girl, isn't what she seems. Though on the outside she doesn't look too different from any other Na'vi, but on the inside, she is more human than anyone can imagine. What will happen when the humans return?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Memoirs of the Lost and Forgotten by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
They thought they were doing us a favor. They thought stealing away our memories was the right thing to do. They thought giving us a normal life was best. They thought losing the only family we had ever known was a small consequence in the bigger picture ... They were wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,028 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Taming Renesmee by JacobBlackMoon reviews
Jacob Black, the alpha male of his wolf pack and a Sheriff, on a mission to tame and chasten his newly encountered, wild and tempestuous soul mate, Renesmee Cullen. Erotic romance, one shot. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
All This Time by booksmartblonde333 reviews
Song fic one-shot. Twenty years is a long time and this reunion has been a long time coming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Glowing Embers of the Dark by Xx-Fax to the Max-xX reviews
Max goes out flying by herself, overwhelmed with her feelings for Fang. When she comes back, will she finally realize that what they have ISN'T because of some damn teenage hormones? Rated T for light swearing. Slightly OOC Max, and fluffy Faxness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Angel's Experiment by Faith Everdeen reviews
After Fang, for those people who were heartbroken by the way JP left things. Please R&R. Fang/Max POV alternating. For the people who NEED happy endings. Oh, and the start of chapters 2 and 3 got messed up. I don't know why, but it wouldn't change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Flutter Of Tiny Wings by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
It's been years since the Flock were on the run, and life has finally settled down. Max can't sleep and her mind wanders to the rest of her flockmates and to the room at the end of the hall... Cute, fluffy, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Contagious by Fang lover23 reviews
Post TFW. Max and the gang are in Europe. Her and Fang try to figure out their relationship. After their 'talk', love spreads and soon it reaches other people. some language possible. T for safety. first fanfic. major FAX. Chapter 6 Pt. 2 up! I'm BACK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
life in the school when they were kids. Things will be different than what the books mention because the books won't happen. Little kid Fax. In the begining they were three but age as the story goes on. T for langague and for what happens to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
SILLY STRING by Elizem18 reviews
The wonders of boredom and silly string. Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookies by Chasing.Twilight reviews
Fang is tired of Max running away, so enlists the help of her one weakness. Major fluff. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by troubadour12 reviews
Since there's quite an invasion of Ian/Amy romances here, I'd like to add my own. I have belief and hope that this pairing will survive. If not...well...Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! It's set after the Sword Thief. And...you'll see if you read!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,863 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Publicity by koorimechick reviews
Thanks to his sister's loud mouth, Albus is shoved into a world of blinding flashes, gossip, and paparazzi. He only wishes he could keep Scorpius away from the choas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Why Me? reviews
I just wish it would stop. The fighting, the yelling, the tears. But know matter how hard I wished, I knew it wouldn't stop. Why? Because its my life.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010
One of Us reviews
Songfic to One of Us from Mamma Mia. POST-FANG. Max's thoughts on the letter that fang left. Rated T for safety. First Fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete