Name: Samokin Thein
Frequency: Unique (1)
No. Appearing: 1 UNIQUE Stupid D & D
Armor class: 0 DUE TO THE GRAND AND MASTER FUKK TRENCH COAT!
Move: 13" Damn fast
Hit Dice: 350 hp END OF DISCUSSION
In Lair: Any time not with Girl Friend
Treasure Type: I'm broke so... NOTHING! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
No. Of attacks: Depends on my Weapon, but usually like 20 different attacks thats what swords are for!
Damage Per attack: By weapon type
Special Attacks:hmm uhh lemme seee i think nothing I'm a human and all
Special Defenses: Trench coat it blocks EVERY THING MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Magic Resistance: 50% becuase I wear ALL BLACK!
Intellegence: Supra-genius nah more like Non
Alignment: Neutral Good looking out for number 1
Size: S 5"11'
Psionic ability- NONE Don't I wish it though

Samokin a normally Irrate posessed human is know to inhabit the city of _ (erased from text) on the _ coast of The United States of America. he is known to make lewd comments and attack all and any who insult him. he should be considerd Dangerous if he has a weapon, other wise he is harmless.

Samokin attacks with wooden swords normally because due to modern laws it is diffcult to have a real sword on your person. his skill is mediocre to good and he does know a wide variety of styles