Wow, someone wants to know me.
I´m a Spanish girl that´s here to torture you with my stories. I hope you suffer reading them as much as I suffered making them.
There's not much more to say really...
I mean it, there's nothing more.
Please, give up, I'm not saying anything else.
I'll spell it to ya, N-O-T-H-I-N-G M-O-R-E
Please, go away.
Get yourself a life.
I'm not paying you any attention.
Haven't you got the picture yet?
La la la la la
Are you going to keep on reading this?
This is humiliating for both of us.
While you were reading this crap, I've been tracking you down and now I now where you live.
There's no more info here.
There are other authors with interesting bios, go and read them.
Can't believe you got this far.
*Throws a stick* Fetch it! Go and fetch it!
That's it, I'm not writing any more.
I'll stop typing this moment.

Still there?
What have I got to write to make you understand there's no more info?
I'm sure (not really) that your family is missing you, go and have some quality time with them, they'll welcome it.
Don't know a better way to waste your time?
Shouldn't you be surfing the net in search of the ultimate website of porn?
Go away now and I'll send you a box of chocolates.
Instead of reading this you should be reading some of the wonderful fanfics there are in ff.net
Or you could be reading some of the horrible ones I made, there's a list below ^^