Hey Chicas and Chicos. Izzy here. Hope you enjoy my storied. xoxo :)

Here's a few questions that confuse me. See if you can answer any

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves

At the movie theatre which arm rest is yours

Why do doctors leave the room when you change, their going to see you naked anyway

Why do people think swaying their arms back and forth will change the direction of a bowling ball

Why is anyone driving faster than you an idiot and anyone driving slower a moron

If a lesbian had sex with another woman but never another man is she still considered a virgin

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food

When does it stop being partly cloudy and become partly sunny

Are eyebrows considered facial hair

If a baby's head pop our at 11:59 and its legs doesn't come out till 12:01 what day was it born on

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions

Since bread is square then why is ham round

Do they have the word dictionary in a dictionary

Can you daydream at night

Can crop circles be square

Is it illegal to drive down the road in reverse if your still going in the direction your supposed to

When Atheist go to court do they have to swear on the bible

Can animals commit suicide

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant

If a doctor suddenly has a heart attack during surgery, will the other doctors help him or the patient

How can something be ''new'' and ''improved''. If its new what was it improving on

When two people marry and they say ''you may kiss the bride''. What do they say when two men get married

Why is it that when we ''skate on thin ice'' we can ''get in hot water''

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot that said they ''died laughing''

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs. Rabbits dont lay eggs

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two when they go to the cinema or a concert

Why are they called ''jolly ranchers''. Who said ranchers were jolly

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing

Can a short person ''talk down'' a tall person

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if cows are not refrigerated

Do prison buses have emergency exists

When lightning strikes the ocean why dont all the fish die

When theres two men getting married to each other do they go to the same bachelor party

If a guy who was about to die in an electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David

If London Bridge is standing, why is there a song about it falling down

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced, would the milk come out of 3 holes

If parents say ''never take candy from strangers'', then why do we celebrate Halloween

Is there ever a day when mattresses are not for sale

Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase

If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes

Why do people say ''its only a game'' only when their winning

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone and its runs someone over, does it stop to help them

Do you yawn in your sleep

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies

If you die with braces on would they take them of

Do you wake up or open your eyes first

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark

How do you handcuff a one armed man

If the FBI breaks your door down, do they have to pay for it

Why do some books have blank pages at the very end

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you come out of the shower you are clean

If theres a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they go to work

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins. Who gets to be the king

Do all-boys-schools have girls bathrooms and visa-versa

Are children who acted in R movies allowed to see them

Why do people say ''heads up'' when you should duck

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white

Why do superheros wear their underwear at the outside of their clothes

When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs

Why do some people believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet

Can you cry under water

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