Your life is a living hell. you're a typical loser with a resolution to be the best student ever this year but what happens when a strange lady appears out of thin air and claims you will...Wait-This is not your body definitely NOT! Au, Yaoi, SoulSwapped! Sasuke/Naruto, Hashirama/Madara, Obito/Kakashi, Tobirama/Izuna! Kaguya is mystical and chaos begins!