Thinger: Ok well I'm the one writing the bio since Dury's not exactly up for it yet. So, we both live in Florida and go to LPA. Our language arts teacher is insane! We both love LOTR and are going to dress up with a few other friends to go to the premier of the next installment at Rave! We have other Pen names on here. But I will not say it. I have three preciouses, but you will guess them soon enough if you are reading this. Dury can write her own stuff.

Dury: I'm not up to it yet? Ok! Sure! Whatever! I think she covered the rest. I have just one precious, Orlando Bloom/Legolas.

(a year later)

Dury: OK! So, now that we have gone to a new grade we have no more crazy language arts teacher. *sniff sniff* She was fun to make fun of! Ok, now, we are back and funnier then ever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

six months later*
Dury: I promise do get Thinger to finish Like A Chicken (you'll see) MWAHAHAHA!!! so we can get chapter three done soon! And another thing, i have seen the light and now the victom of my obsession is none other then...

FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!