doubelieveinmagic23
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Pen Name: doubelieveinmagic23

Name: Tricia

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Location: America

Language: English

Height: 5'5"

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

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Favorite Color: red

Favorite Movie: Quest for Camelot

Favorite Fanfiction: Harry Potter

Favorite Quote:

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two." -Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Five things:

Harry Potter Pairings:

1. Lily Evans/James Potter

2. Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy

3. Victoire Weasley/Teddy Lupin

4. Hermoine Granger/Ron Weasley

5. Katie Bell/Oliver Wood

Twilight Pairings:

1. Claire/Quil

2. Seth/OC

3. Jacob/Renesme

4. Alice/Jasper

5. Bella/Edward

Reasons Why I Hate the Twilight Movie:

1. Kristen Stewart cannot act. I thought I was going to die during the hospital scene.

2. Edward was played completely wrong. Either Robert Pattenson interpreted him wrong or the director did. Whatever happened, Edward came off as creepy and weird.

3. Robert Pattenson is not hot. Or even remotely cute. And he doesn't wash his hair.

4. The camera angles freaked me out. I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but I've never noticed camera angles in my entire life, and in this I did. I constantly felt like a creeper looking over someone's shoulder. It was distracting.

5. Kristen Stewart doesn't even look like Bella. She was way too tall. Bella is short.

Reasons Why Jacob Black is Better than Edward Cullen (not for Bella, of course, because Edward is her soul mate and that trumps all... but why just why Jacob is better in general)

1. Jacob is alive, and Edward is dead.

2. Jacob is warm and cuddly. Edward is an ice cube. He has to cuddle on top of the sheet so you don't freeze.

3. Jacob is happy and smiles all the time. Edward is moodier than a PMSing adolescent. (Hot n Cold by Katie Perry, anyone?)

4. Jacob listens to you and compromises. Edward decides what’s good for you and dictates. (did anyone else pretty much hate Edward when he was refusing to let Bella see Jacob because Jacob was "dangerous")

5. Jacob is only dangerous when he’s angry. Edward is dangerous all the time. (what happens on Bella's period? i've always wondered...)

Neville Longbottom Awesomeness:

The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.

Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville.

Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.

Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.

If Neville had a myspace, he'd have more friends than Tom.

Originally, there was a spell called "Neville Longbottom" but when cast in a duel, both wizards would explode leaving nothing more than a smear of blood and a fraction of wand. They quickly changed this spell to the much weaker "Avada Kedavra."

Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled "BAMF."

Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they've witnessed someone dying.

Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

Neville Longbottom sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled bad-ass wizarding ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Neville Expelliarmus'd the devil's ass and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play Exploding Snap every second Wednesday of the month.

When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.

They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.

Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.

Neville Longbottom is often transported to the Room of Requirement, because the Room Requires Neville.

When Neville Apparates, he doesn't move -- the rest of the world shifts according to his design. The fact that this causes disasters like the Asian tsunami to occur is of little consequence to Neville.

Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.

Voldemort's Boggart is Neville.

God first created man. Thinking he could do better, God created women. Then God created Neville Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.

Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.

Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.

Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.

Current Stories:

Complete:

Better Wizards Than You: This is a Harry Potter, one-shot, humor fic. It's about who Moody knew that had lost a buttock. It was my first fanfiction that I ever put on a site, yay!!

Even Footing and Mashed Noses: This is a Harry Potter, one-shot, Lily/James, romance fic. Lily is upset that James is taller than her and thinks it gives him an unfair advantage when they argue...

This Love: This is a Harry Potter, one-shot, Rose/Scorpius, romance songfic to the song "This Love" by the Veronicas.

The Rules: This is a Harry Potter, one-shot, Katie/Oliver, romance fic. Oliver has certain rules during Quidditch season, and Katie is just the one to question them.

Plans: This is a Harry Potter, one-shot, Lily/James, romance fic. Lily makes plans to find out why James stopped asking her out, but things don't turn out as she planned.

In Progress:

Why I Hate Weasley Family Gatherings: This is a long fic about the Weasley family Christmas gatherings as told by Lucy Weasley. I've only added a Prologue and one Chapter, but so far I'm really liking it. It's different from other things I've written.

Better Wizards than You reviews
Every wondered who Moody knew that had lost a buttock? This is my take on what happened. Written preHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Alastor M., Harry P. - Complete