Greetings peasantry!

I am El Nombre, I am a critically acclaimed neo-Marxist author who composes serious and gripping tales centred on mankind's overwhelming sense of melancholy in a dystopian capitalistic society. My stories will shake the very foundations of your inner consciousness and ask you to re-evaluate the beliefs and social institutions you hold so dear.

Or maybe I'm just a recent History graduate with no discernable talents, who writes silly little comedy shorts on science fiction programmes...

OH THE SHAME!