Random Lily Flower
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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327777, Profile Updated: 08-30-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

'Ello! ...yeah. Anyway, I am a 13 year old girl. I play the violin and I am obsessed with reading. In particular:
-Harry Potter
-Artemis Fowl
-Percy Jackson and the Olympians
-Harry Potter
-Chronicles of Narnia
-Harry Potter
-The Unicorn Chronicles
-Harry Potter
-39 Clues
-The Mysterious Benedict Society
-Harry Potter
-The Kane Chronicles
-A Series of Unfortunate Events
-Harry Potter
-The Sisters Grimm
AND HARRY POTTER. Also... TWILIGHT STINKS! BAD! It does not deserve all those fans. Sparkly vampires? Really, people. Vampires catch fire in sunlight. And the writing quality is atrocious. Deep breaths, Lily. Alright, in order to save you a really long rant, I'll just say: Twilight is a pathetic excuse for literature. Harry Potter rules the world.

Okee. I am currently acting as editor and artist for a story by my friend StopAndSmellTheFlowers, Harry Potter Fanmail. It rules, go read it. Come on, I even took the time to link it for you, go read it!

CRAZIES!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/any other HP related thing you can think of about HP or the HP characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Harry Potter and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)

Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.

Crazy is bursting out laughing just because its too quiet.

Crazy is annoying someone for the heck of it.

Crazy is being absolutely crazily euphoric for at LEAST twenty seconds.

Crazy is putting a stuffed animal on the ceiling fan so it gets a nice view.

Crazy is actually reading through this list.

Crazy is using a mirror to practice faces that will make your sibling run away.

Crazy is living your entire life on the basis of why the hell not.

If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

StopAndSmellTheFlowers and I are working on a Marauders collab. It will be up soon.

Neville Longbottom and the Polar Bear Shaped Scar by Violet Scarlet Lily reviews
The first part in "The Dangers of Self-Insertation" series. What if Harry had never been born? Humor, Parody. Better than summary. Please R&R. Written by Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Neville L.
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Witch Doctor reviews
James decides to let out his feelings for Lily- in song! Random Lily Flower and Stop And Smell The Flowers. Songfic, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Joys of Muggle Studies reviews
The Marauders decide to take Muggle Studies, where they learn about all sorts of wonderous Muggle inventions, such as cell phones and puppets. Will Hogwarts ever be the same? Collab between Random Lily Flower and StopAndSmellTheFlowers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010