The Chief and his erotic lover Cortana must confront both the Covenant and a gang of very obnoxious original characters. More importantly, they confront the Chief's dark past and his even darker future. But is there an ever darker threat still lurking in the darkness of space? Please kill me!

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

What happens when Kisame is sent to recruit the newest member of Akatsuki, a girl almost as powerful as himself with an incredibly perverted mind and ethereal beauty...and what happens when she stops at nothing to seduce him? Kisame x OC

I do not own Naruto or any of the Masashi creations. THIS STORY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION THE CHAPTERS ARE STILL UP AND WILL BE REPLACED ONE AT A TIME TILL THEY ARE ALL UPDATED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK NONCON, M/F, M/M/F BDSM AND MORE.

Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!

Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!

It's the classic tale of star-crossed lovers. A fair maiden, a poor farmboy, and of course an evil prince. Now throw in a few cross dresses, a shark boy, and plenty of yaoi and I think You've got one hell of a bed time story.

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan

A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes

Kankurou and Gaara spend an evening 'enjoying one another's company'. Oneshot. Lemon. PWP.

Deidara finds Itachi wrapping a wound, and thinks about his relationship with the Uchiha...seduction occurs. Itachi resists. Deidara gets mad. ItaDei with a hint of DeiIta.

It's not love. KabuShiz. oneshot. not for the kids.

He never thought that he would ever be noticed by the Prodigy of Akatsuki. Not in his wildest dreams. But when Deidara is paired up with the elder Uchiha, will his luck turn around? ItaDei, Yaoi.

Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.

Temaricentric. The musings of a little girl in a teenaged body.

It hurts, stop - but, they cannot stop. Neji and Hinata, forced into a wedding - they are responsible for the future of their clan. It's disgusting and degrading, but they need to produce an heir. They have to, no matter how they may feel. Incest, Hyuuga

Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta

There are things that even Kisame and Itachi cannot do, nor do they understand everything that goes on between them. It's still mysterious to them and exciting. Yaoi - KisaIta

Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.

Because Sasuke and Naruto show their feelings for one another in a slightly different way to most. Oneshot drabble.

Zetsu was never good at expressing his feelings. ZetsuxSakura oneshot. Very Dark-fic.

In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape

Itachi was insane, smiling at a time like this, senseless and carefree. Kisame did not understand; he accepted Itachi’s embrace and kissed his partner, just like he wanted him to. Yaoi - KisaIta

Obitobi/Tobito theory centric. ZetsuTobi, KakaTobi and TobiRin. Because Tobi has his own musings for every colour in the rainbow.

Two-shot. Hidan's rituals are kept secret, and Kakuzu gets pissed over it. So when he goes to check them out, what will Hidan do? Quote:"Hidan loved pain. And not just like “Yeah there, get me with that whip!” More like, he experienced pain as pleasure...

50 words about Hidan and Kakuzu. A challenge thing. Yaoi/Shonen-ai. Rated to be safe. Yes, title sucks.

Four years of sharing a room, and every night is the same.... one sided KisaIta fic. Rated for lemon with both one person and two.

Tewnty-six facts or ideas of Sasodei - Is NOT crack, it's serious. Warnings: Yaoi, Suggestions of Sex, sadism, masochism, and slight slight angst M for Sex-related topics and Oneshot

ItaKisaIta. Itachi-san will beg. He begs to beg. He screams to scream out his partner's name. Hoshigaki Kisame will never disobey his partner again.

OroKabu.:.OroKimi.:. Did you -beg- for it like a cheap whore? I bet you did. Did you cry, because you know you just aren't worthy of it?

KakuHida.:. Hidan will not sin. He already has one lover – the jealous hands of his God. But his mind will constantly think of those sins he wants to commit.

SasuNaru. You'll never crave any silence like this. You'll never really hate any silence like this.

Itachi barely heard his last three words. Words he'd always hated to hear otherwise, but coming from Kisame, it ment everything. Character death, implied KisaIta, angst. Have a nice day.

SasoDei. I guess in a way, un, Sasori-Danna was right.

Zabuza and Haku finally cross the line. Deadly shinobi become lovers in truly explosive style. Rated M for strong sexual content, slightly PWP. Oneshot.

Kabuto is working late one night, and Orochimaru decides he needs a break. What he has in mind is not exactly restful, but Kabuto isn't complaining.

No plot, just sex. Hot Sex. Lemon. OroKabu. M. OneShot.

Though neither is a Christian, there are traditions to the holiday that are too good not to try.

For every Sin we commit, we hold the Virtue. Companion fic to Deadly.

KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan

ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]

ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.

Sinners, arn't we all? slight KakuHidan, rated for topic.

[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.

KakuHida And then he really hopes he’s not done something stupid like falling in love.

She doesn't remember much. But what she does remember kills her. [Ankocentric.] [Warnings: language, semigraphic rape. mature.]

[Sasodei] You know that there’s nothing stopping you, nothing constricting your lungs, but still oxygen evades you.

It was painful. Very painful. Not at all like how he'd expected. But if it was pleasurable to Zabuza, then Haku could endure the pain. ZabuHaku. First lemon.

Kisame knows how people work, and he definitely knows how beautiful people work. They're all the same. But even if you know you'll get heartbroken, you can't exactly stop yourself falling for them. [KisaIta, KakaIru and a bit of ItaIru]

[Pub Lovin' Aftermath] When two older teenagers kiss, there is something that happens. It’s like a spark. ...Being drunk only enhances the flame. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]

Naruto. ZabuzaxHaku. The night before they die, Haku promises they'll never be apart for long. Zabuza quickly learns that some promises are fullfilled on the most bittersweet terms.

It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]

Naruto reminices about his fight with Sasuke... SASUNARU or NARUSASUImplied yaoi. No lemons, but it's fun. it's angsty...please read and review. rated cause I have a bad word in there.

A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.

Sasuke x Itachi. Yaoi. Sasuke controls Itachi. Violence & noncon. R18

A MS fic. Rated for a reason.

I am nothing but his tool. Haku's POV, Lemon

Itachi convinces his partner to share his dango..Heavy lime, I suppose.