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You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.(Zany does anyway)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.(Siri really does though)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(Zany does)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

(Note: all of this is true one way or another about Zany or Siri)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

if you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've met you're not-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you beleive preps travel in packs, place this in your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, phycotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

(lol this was so funny I had to repost it)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

(good sayings)

~A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

~Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

~Life may not be the party we expected it to be, but while we're here we might as well dance.

~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

~I don't care what people think. People are stupid.

~Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

~Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "What did I do wrong?" And a voice answers, "This is going to take more than one night."

~ I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

~ A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

~ Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

~Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

~Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.

~Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a salad.

~Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings

~Should I smile because we're friends...or cry because we'll never be anything more?

~I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

~If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters

~Good morning! Let the stress begin.

~I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either

(The Friends/Best Friends thing that everyone has on their profile)

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are temporary

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days'

FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...

FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or anime characters.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!."

Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (sIRI: cOUGH cOUGH ANAKIN!! !! !! !! !! )

Love is like heaven but hurts like hell. ~(you got that right)

Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!!

Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One death is one too many. ( whAT!!)

I'm going to live life or die trying.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Maybe that's why I'm quiet sometimes)

You say i'm a bitch, but bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment.

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and stand back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.