Knight The Cat
 Author has written 7 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. HI I am Knight the Cat, friend of Princess Blaze The Cat, AKA Bianca. I write crack-y fanfic, I read lots of stuff but NOT anything, I will set Melvin the Dog on anyone who flames me and I am in love with Klavier Gavin. I'm officially obsessed with anime, manga, Ace Attorney, Neon Genesis Evangelion and Ghost Hunt. AND HETALIA. I LOVE AXIS POWERS HETALIA. I LOVE IT. A LOT. AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE ROCHU, USUK, POLIET, GERITA, SPAMANO, PRUCAN, AND AUSHUN. AND THE CHOCOLATE ALLIANCE!! GO FORTH AND SHIP THEM!! I would kill my family for LittleKuriboh's autograph. Thankfully, that's not necessary cos I've already got one, but I would anyway. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, MyMusesspeaktome, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight The Cat I like yaoi, but yuri weirds me out. I love crossdressing, but gen!flip is just off... Semes and ukes can switch roles!! Mpreg is NOT PLAUSIBLE. IT IS INCORRECT. Name: Sarah, but call me Knight, ok? Age: I'm 13 Where I live: melbourne. Fave friends: Binka!! Milly!! Matrix!! Vera!! Tran!! (Even if he hates anime and Manga...) Fanfiction Friends: Princess Blaze The Cat Fave song: Numb by Linkin Park, Leather Pants by Marik, Bakura and LittleKuriboh, Careless Breath by Exile and a whole load of other Linkin Park songs... Can't be screwed writing them all... Fave game: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series, The World Ends With You, Phantasy Star Zero, Professor Layton Series Fave genre: Romance or Detective novels... Fave pet: I hate all my pets. Fave colour: Black Description of myself: You don't wanna know... Ask Blazy. Likes: Cold days, fan fiction, emails, HETALIA!! Yaoi, computers, reading, writing, drawing, Thiefshipping, thrillers, Manga, anime, videogames, martial arts, black, Creamy soda, tshirts, jumpers, trenchcoats, boots and jeans. Dislikes: Hot days, skirts, dresses, bosses on games that are evil AND WONT LET YOU BEAT THEM!! (I agree with Binka on this one), Favourite characters:(NOT IN ORDER) Klavier Gavin, Duke Devlin, Monk-san, Lin-san, Kaworu Nagisa, Marik Ishtar, Miles Edgeworth, Kay Faraday, Maya Fey, Kristoph Gavin, Melvin, Ryou Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, Pete (from the manga), Hobo!Phoenix Wright, Clive (from Prof Layton), Alfred F Jones (America), Hong Kong, Wang Yao (China), Arthur Kirkland (England), Ivan Braginsky (Russia), Antonio Carrideo (Spain), Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia!!), Matthew Williams (Canada~), Ludwig (Germany), Feliciano Vargas (Northern Italy), Lovino Vargas (Southern Italy), Vash Zwingli (Switzerland), Kiku Honda (Japan), Heracles Karpusi (Greece), Peter Kirkland (Sea-kun!~), Feliks Łukasiewicz (Like, Poland~), Toris Loritinatis (Lithuania), Roderich Edelstein (Austria), Elizaveta Hedervary (Hungary), oh man, way too many to list. I'll keep adding them as I go. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Hmmmmm... um...no. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Shit yeah 3) How many houses have you lived in? 4 4) Favorite candy bar? Um... Crunchie. 5) Favorite shoes? My leather shoes. 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Hehehe! Yepperoonie. 7) Least favorite school subject? Maths. 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No. 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No. 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. ANIME! MANGA!! KLAVIER GAVIIIN!! 12) Favorite genre of music? ROCK!! 13) What is your zodiac sign? Taurus. 14) What time were you born? 4:00am. 15) Do you like beer? Yes!! 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Just the one time... 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own any CDs. All my music is didgital. 18) Are you sarcastic? Isn't everyone? 19) What are your favorite colors? Black. 20) How many watches do you own? One. 21) Summer or winter? Winter. 23) Favorite color to wear? Black. 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. 25) What color is your cell phone? Black. 26) Where is your second home? www.forums.court-records.net 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. Lots. 28) Have you ever had a cavity? No. 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One. 30) How many video games do you own? Lots. 31) What was your first pet? A dog. 32) Ever had braces? Nope. 33) Do looks matter? On me? No. On guys? Unfortunatley... Yes. I'm shallow... 34) Do you use chapstick? No. 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I'm startign at a new one... I don't know anybody. 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither. 37) Are you too forgiving? NO! 38) How many children do you want? NONE!! 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No. 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Chocolate 41) Do you own a gun? I wish. 42) Ever thought you were in love? 43) When was the last time you cried? I was reading Fanfiction... 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Didn't sleep. I was reading Fanfic. 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? ?? 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? I've called my teacher Daddy... But he is my dad. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nup. 48) Nicknames? I haven't got any yet... 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No. 50) Ever been to Kentucky? I live in Australia. 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No. 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Ryuji Otogi. If you know who he is you'll know what I mean. 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No. 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? HELL YEAH!! I LOVE MY LIFE!! 57) Do you dye your hair? Red and Black. 58) Does anyone like you? Depends on your definition of "Like". 59) What year were you born? 1997. 60) What were you doing in May of 1996? I wasn't even conceived then. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither. Ever. 63) Do you like yourself? Yeah. 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My dad, I think. 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Not telling. But they have to be hot. 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No way!! I LOVE the dark! 67) Have you ever eaten paste? No. What is paste, anyway? 68) Do you own a webcam? I don't, but my mum and dad do. 69) Have you ever stripped? No. 70) Ever broke a bone? My arm. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? No. I use Gmail. 73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles. 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think I did... 75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither. 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No. I don't have one. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No. 79) Do you have a birth mark? No. 80) Do you own a car? No. Not planning to, either. I want a motorbike. 81) Can you cook? Oh yeah. I'm an awesome cook. 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1.Tran and everything about him and his life. 2. People who bag me for liking Klavier then refuse to fight me. 3. Six-person pairings. I mean, ew. 83) Do you text message often? Yes. 84) Money or love? Money. Love's too much of a problem. 85) Do you have any scars? A couple. 86) What do you want more than anything right now? This whole bloody thing to work out... And a 3DS. 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Naah. BOORIIING. 88) Relationships or one night stands? Neither. 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit. 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? The what movies? 92) Do you own a box of crayons? No. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mum. 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Tran. 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? LadyGodess and Ryou. Friggin fanfics. 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Flossy, my dog. 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? That would be either Duke Devlin or Takuto Kira. 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Tran. 100) Who was the last person that called you? Milly. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, silver-hedgehog, shadetheechidna666, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile if you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't not care that some people don't not not post this into their profiles, don't not don't not not copy and not paste this into your profile. If you just said "WHAT?!" put this into your profile, too. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get obsessed with tv, books or movies that you're always doing your fan fictions about them copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of teenagers survive on rap. If you are one of the 5 percent that rocks out, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! (Does yelling and softly kicking our rooster, Chicken McNuggets, count?) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesmee Carlie (hates Twilight) should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile. If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 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If you know someone who deserves to be hit by a car, copy this a paste it to your profile I love chocolate, it's my medicine, if you are a chocoholic copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile If you can read this, thank a teacher... and copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've lost track of how many "copy and paste" thingies you have, or you have this feeling that you've copy and pasted something twice, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're planning to start copying and pasting stuff like this into your profile because this looks cool in my profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Inugo Kurosaki (Fanfiction.net RULES, IT KICKS ASS!!), SplitToInfinity (all hail fandom, indeed!) MyMusesSpeakToMe (Wait! Theres another way to spend all time OTHER than fanfiction?? 0.o), Princess Blaze the cat (I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!) Knight the Cat (This is why I look Emo. No sleep.) ╔══╗ If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile. FAKE VS. REAL: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. 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REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you aren't me, paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even Langer If you think that putting these things up on your profile is giving away information about you, put this in you're profile If you are still a virgin, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Hawksky, Knouge4Ever, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. Friends hand you their umbrella when its raining. Best friends take yours and shout: "RUN, BITCH! RUN!" If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like waffles, copy and paste this into your profile. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide (LOL) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you scream out random things (Yarp, Blarg, foofoonana, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" If you're sitting here laughing your head off at one of these "Copy&Paste" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all... I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile DOCTORS SAY I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES... WE DISAGREE WITH THAT. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. Smart is sexy. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies… When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!' Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Further Random Stuff: -Sarcasms is your body's natural defense against stupidity. -If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... -Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -"TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren -The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? -Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? -Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? How to Tell if You're a Writer: -If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 Favourite Quots and Lines From Random Things "I'm going fishing!!" "What for?" "HEDGEHOGS!!!" -Princess Blaze the Cat "SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA!!" -Marik Ishtar "I HATE YOU GUYS!!" -Tran "Sorry about all the shouting... My brother just sat on my sister." -Milly If you just copied and pasted that entire thing without looking at what you were copying and pasting, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU WRITE A THIEFSHIPPING, DEATHSHIPPING OR PUPPYSHIPPING FIC PLEASE TELL ME!!!! ~Knight |
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