Blah. I always thought self-introduction was a waste of time, but I'm bored.

I'm lordlivgon from Antartica. Jus' sayin.

I have delusions of grandeur. I will rule the world someday. I think I'll call my dynasty of rulers "Evil", so I can go by the official, royally pretentious name of Evil Overlord.

I respect competency, intelligence and excellence. I am caustically critical towards stupidity, failure or incompetence. Yes even my own. No double standards.

Oh and I love retribution.

"When you are attacked, give the attacker thrice his measure in retaliation: first for balance, second for vengeance and third for pride."

- classic lordlivgon quote

Yeah and other than all that (^^) stuff I'm actually a nice guy. xD! ...Right?

P.S. I don't really care if you review my stuff or not, just that you read it. As some wise guy (Brendan Behan) said:

"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."

Of course other wise guys said stupid things like this:

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."

Of course that's utter nonsense. Still, with the way some education systems around the world are being run, this maniac's words may have actually gained a following.

Moral of the story, boys and girls: Don't give too much intellectual weight to quotes. Except mine. Because I'm awesome.