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Joined 09-09-10, id: 2532441, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.

Welcome to my profile!

Don't have much to say...

But as you can see, I'm TEAM TYLER'S VAN


I love: Maximum Ride (Eggy and Nazzy)

Harry Potter (the Weasley twins :3 NOT TWINCEST)

Virals

Twilight: THE BOOKS

Stargirl

Swordbirds

Astroboy (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

I am Number Four

X-men

Scott Pilgram vs the World

and so much more...

Not love: scary movies (not to be confused with any of the Scary Movies)

Twilight: THE MOVIES

Cliches

Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus *shudder*

the dreaded IGGYxSUE, a horrible epidemic that has been sweeping the MR fandom since Fang went off the market.

Hell, mutants named Starr Nightingale and Jinx Mystik have been throwing themselves at him even when MR first came out. Poor Ig.

Characters randomly forming a band. I mean, WTF? Since when does Snape play bass?


I like to write about emotional stuff: angst, romance, tragedy, death, etc.

You can see my first attempt at humor in Guarding an Angel. I love making Fang feel uncomfortable :D

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Love and the Empty Broom Closet by LuxAmbrose reviews
George is overwhelmed by quidditch, detentions and his growing business. Kate can barely juggle passing transfiguration, social calendars and writing the romance column. Falling in love, just doesn't fit on the agenda, does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,593 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
Weasleys at war by Tumblerose reviews
"Knocking another girl off her feet Fred?" "They just can't resist me George." Verity Stone, transfer student from Beauxbatons, doesn't know what she's let herself in for when she runs into the Weasley twins...literally. Will her dark past haunt her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,036 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - George W., OC
America Silenced by Claire Ride reviews
One-shots about what happened on 9/11. Could be anyones pov. God bless those workers and the firemen that risked their lives. Stay safe, God Bless. Updated every 9/11
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Angel, Max
Under My Skin by Klessy reviews
Fred and George meet Charley Rook, a girl born to drive them insane. Fred hates her, George thinks she's brilliant, and their brother Charlie finds himself falling head over heels. Starts in Harry's 4th year, will continue after the 7th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,806 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Fred W., OC
The Laws of Attraction by cr8vgrl reviews
The marriage law had been written. George hated his choice. However, his hate could cost the life of the one destined to be his soulmate. Could the bonding of souls truly kill someone? Apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - George W.
Flock Talk by jadeprincess147 reviews
Series of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots with two members of the flock talking to each other about . . . well, lots of things. Some are funny, some are fluffy, and some are just kinda random. T for themes. Fax, Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Change by Rufescent reviews
Yep, Zuko was right, the spirits were out to get him. No one else would all of a sudden be getting persued by, uh, earth? Especially earth that had somehow gotten the ability to transport them. Things can only get worse from there. -DISCONTINUED until further notice-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,478 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Robin, Zuko
Afterwards by annewed reviews
After the Battle for Hogwarts everything is changed, for George most of all. The last thing Hermione expects is to be comforting George, yet there she is. But will their relationship help George or harm them both? George/Hermione, post DH, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 119,472 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [George W., Hermione G.]
Oops, I Created a Pyromaniac by FiniteSky07 reviews
It started when Iggy's trusty spatula was stolen. It all kind of went downhill from there. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
He Thought I Was Beautiful by JudithVB reviews
He thought I was beautiful. So he died for me. And now, I know I will never be beautiful again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Death Buddies by RodentFace reviews
Am I the only one who's noticed that Sirius and Fred both died laughing? Wouldn't that make them Death Buddies or something like that? They seem to think so. Everyone else, not so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
Fax? What Fax? by Mel-nyan reviews
The Fax kiss that started it all...Miggy style! I was intending to make it multi-chapter, but I made it into a one-shot. Sorry for those who were previously expecting more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Haunted by PinkPearlWings07 reviews
Just a song-fic about Max's feelings in the last few chapters of FANG. SPOILER ALERT includes the ending of FANG...you have been warned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
I Never Did That! by flYegurl reviews
When Fang finds a link to a website called Fanfiction on a comment on his blog, he follows it to a series of... interesting stories. Iggy torture ensues. Does anyone ever wonder why Iggy has been paired with almost every character in the MR universe?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Catastrophe by Theoretically Dead reviews
..-:.It's been 13 years too long, and it's time to bust out and take the real world by storm. Regret the day you created the Pride, regret the day you made us as perfect as we are. See, we're not helpless kittens anymore. We're fierce hunters.:-.. Collab.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010
Eloise Weather by spider fingers reviews
- "I'm not here for them." His grin made Eloise's skin crawl in repulsion and she felt like she could vomit at his next words; "I came here for you." OC-centered. Implied Iggy/OC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
OOC and Other Natural Disasters by kikofreako reviews
The problem even Max can't solve? Crappy characterization, raging clichés, and enough teenage angst to make even Robert Pattinson sob. These are the case files of Maximum Ride fanfiction gone wrong. A parody. CASE FOUR: Nudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Nudge
The World by triggerhappy44 reviews
Max misunderstood. The Voice, with its typical lack of elaboration, failed to inform Max that she was not saving the world, she was saving The World. Now the responsibility falls to two other mutants, who must get to The World before it's too late. Th44
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010
After by kikofreako reviews
Max and 1,471,680,000 heartbeats. You can't fly with one wing, stupid. :directly post-FANG:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Love You Forever by DementedPancake reviews
She wanted him. He wanted her. The classic happy ending, right? Not likely when one is the spawn of Satan. A re-written, BBRae-centric version of the animated cartoon, demonstrating how they might have fallen love. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,060 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Future! by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Nudge develops a power to see the future, and The Jebster creates a machine where everyone else can see what she does, what will the flock think of their own FUTURES! Rated T just in case. I'm super excited!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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The Albatross reviews
22-year-old Angel is having man troubles. Which does she value the most: freedom, or the life that she's always wanted? ONESHOT T for slight sexual themes and mentions of Iggy-related violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Angel - Complete
Into His Arms reviews
Iggy knows Max is falling. And all he can do is watch. one-shot, one-sided MIGGY. rated T for slight sexual content
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Guarding an Angel reviews
Dina Camshaft is dead, but that's the least of her problems. Dina's been hired as Afterlife's newest Guardian Angel, and her charge happens to be a kind of angel himself. Doesn't mean he has to be happy about it. eventual FAX -ON HOLD-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Fang
Unintended reviews
What makes a person good? What makes a person evil? Sometimes the line between the two becomes becomes so gray and twisted that it's hard to really tell them apart, resulting in an unintended hero. My take on how Iggy lost his sight. Rated T for sad stuff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Even Greater reviews
"The girl staggered for a moment, gaping at the bloody hole in her stomach, trying to comprehend what had just happened. And then she fell." One-shot. Rated T for character death.* 9/11 NEVER FORGET*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete