Hey! My name is Kyle!

And i like to read action/adventure/horror books! Especiallyby the elusive Darren Shan!

Also i like Michael Morpurgo and J.K. Rowling.

Also i LOVE ROCK MUSIC!

Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Silly Dumb Blonde Joke (not to be rude but they're funny)

How does a blonde commit suicide? By putting her clothes in a pile and jumping off.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

Why did the blonde wear a leather jacket and a fur coat while painting her living room? Because on the paint can it said "for best results put on two coats"

Why did the blonde feel like she accomplished something when she finished the puzzle in six months? Because on the box it said 2-4 years.

When the assistant asked the blonde if she wanted the pizza cut in six pieces or twelve, she said "Six, I could never finish twelve!"

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. Wait scratch that love chocolate.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.