:Name: Teh AUTHOR!111!exclamationmark!1

Age: 13-99

Gender: Male

Favorite pastime: Really sarcastic comments.

There are many words people use to describe The Author, not the least of which is l337. Several other words, while descriptive, cannot be printed here due to relative indecency. His upbringing is shrouded in mystery, though it is widely believed that he was abandoned in the hinterlands of... uh.. New Brunswick, and brought up by several Wild Spotted Chipmunks. He learned their ways, and quickly became Grand High Emperor of their clan.

From there, he was in a position to do what all Grand High Emperors of Wild Spotted Chipmunks do, write Fanfiction. It is in fact a little known fact that almost all writers on this site are either some form of rodent or Grand High Emperors of said rodents. He is currently hatching plans to take over the world, and make one lucky author from this site his Vice-Emperor. All applications must be emailed with the words "I wanna be l337 l1k3 j00" in the subject line. They shall subseqently be filed and ignored.

(Please note that all of the above is senseless drivel.)

Favourite games: Star Fox, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasies 1-6, (The list goes on, but the space runs out.)

Currently playing: Tales of Symphonia, Resident Evil 4, X-COM UFO DEFENSE, System Shock, Doom II, Basically anything that runs on his 486.