The funny thing with love is it likes playing games. What happens when Ginny and Draco try to trick love for their benefit? Will they get their way in the end? Or will love send them for a lustful confusing ride?

Bits of fluff and smut and try as I might, the characters are a bit OOC (hopefully not too much though). Full summary is inside... Rated R for adult themes, sexual content, mild violence and language, rape. ENJOY! COMPLETE!

There are some sacrifices that a wife must make for a husband, some duties that she must carry out. Even if he is utterly evil. Even if he is the Dark Lord's faithful Death Eater. Even if he is Draco Malfoy.

Hogwarts is having a sex class? What will happen when they mix sixth years and seventh years. More importantly, how will everyone react when Draco and Ginny are partnered to practice the spell which prevents pregnancy? A ONE SHOT (one chapter)

PostWar Ginny, 16 & a drifter, runs into Draco. He offers her shelter. But what does he really want? WARNING descriptive sex non-con "Wen the lights were turned off, when night fell...during the night was when she didn't sleep but entertained him"COMPLETE

Much madness and satire of pop culture ensues when Draco, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione must drive 2,500 miles in a Honda Civic to rescue Harry from a horrible fate.