![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hi!! I'm ActressImmortal! I am random and hyper! Yay! WahoooooO!!!!!!!! In the Right Place is my first story and it's a Dramione story, because they are meant to be together! Ron can go jump off a cliff for all I care, along with all of the other stupid Gryffindors. HP Questionaire Favorites Weasley? Fred and/or George. Least Favorites Weasley? Ron Couples? What Do You Think? Harry/Luna? Harry is an idiot. He doesn't deserve anyone, except Ginny, because she's an idiot too. This Or That? Harry or Ron? Harry. Stupid Ron. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. I'm not lesbian but homophobia is really wrong. People shouldn't be sticking their nose into other peoples business. I do feel bad for the people who are gay/lesbian who have been kicked out of their home, church, and cant even see their own kids. Copy and Paste this if you believe as well the homophobia is wrong. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. (Totally true!) it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. (Been there a couple of times! very true!) it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (Not true..already tried) chocolate will make you feel better. (Offcourse it will) most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of what is lurking in it. I am not afraid of heights, I am afraid of falling. I am not afraid of falling in love, I am afraid of not being loved back. Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. I FOUND THIS ON A PROFILE AND HAD TO POST IT!!! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If when you blush only your ears go red not your face, copy this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and manga scans, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, drarythoughts,seventhSINwrath, becoolbeme are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why Bush won't just quit war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you fall for this please put it in your profile: You know you live in the 2000's when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I didn't but it was so funny i couldn't resist Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with manga copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. I guess that's all for now! noe its Quotes time(that I stole or found): Truth is always stranger then fiction. death is but a door...it swings both ways. I like the insanity but stop the stupidity! Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door. order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos. death is for those with nothing better to do. in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. LOOK MA, NO BRAIN! It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door... Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you're right, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass! 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. A day without sunshine, is like, night. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand. BAD COP!NO DONUT! Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" Corduroy Pillows: they're making headlines! Do not play leap frog with a unicorn. Elvis has left the planet. Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks. Horn broken: watch for Finger! I have the Body of a god...Buddha... It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn...that was fun" 333 I'm only half evil Don't take live too seriously. It isn't permanent I don't have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem. Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed. I'll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain. I don't play dumb, I always lose. Nutter then a fruitcake. Spoon! Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. Cancer cures smoking. Constipated people don't give a crap. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I bet I can stop gambling. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Few women admit their age, few men act it. Vegetarians taste better. I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. Elvis shot JFK. So many people...so few comets. Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. You non-conformists are all alike. Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have. Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal. Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart." Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Spandex: A privilege, not a right. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive. Dyslexics of the world unite! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock. The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.) Forecast for tonight: dark. I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it. I don't get even, I get odder. If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws. If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies. Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people. If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down. I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. "Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts. I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience. My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours. Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. People will believe anything if you whisper it. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. . I intend to live forever. So far, so good If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain OK, so what's the speed of dark'? Black holes are where God divided by zero. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it A true friend stabs you in the front Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it. I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it. You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity. They condemn what they do not understand There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods. Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and hit your brother on the upside of his head. Pass it on. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? Some Random Sentences. "Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say "Are you gonna drink that?" - e-mp3.eu admin "I'm going to stop eating chocolate...but I'm not a quitter!" - e-mp3.eu admin "Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes."(Or in my case 5 hours) - unknown "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse." -unknown "Everyone remembers when you made a mistake, but they forget when you achieved something." "My human half is happy, my vampire half is screaming in very colourful language." -me If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. No, you don't get it, that's why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi from Naruto Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing." XxxX Controversial Issues: 10 Signs of being a bookworm include: 1. Spending hours reading the SAME BOOK OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2. Reading every book in a series and begging the author to WRITE MORE 3. Thinking how it would be like to be a J.K. Rowling or a Rick Riordan 24/7 4. Making up your own stories on how the author SHOULD'VE done 5. Thinking about your favourite couple pairings and how they could've been a bit more OOC or a bit less OOC 6. Writing the author what YOU think they should've done in the book 7. Getting mad at a character 8. Having people stare at you when you yell out opinions about what the characters SHOULD'VE done 9. Making up alternate endings and begininings 10. Laughing out loud and having other people staring at you If you truly are a bookworm COPY AND PASTE this into your profile A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile. I didn't type this up, you can get it from Team-Edward3849. Really sad poem, so, please. Do a favor for a child. Stop the abuse. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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