Aqua'a Paint (formerly known as Aryessa who was formerly know as Rowz, but is now...well...dead)

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Favourite books: Old Kingdom Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings (duh!), Tales of the Otori, Lord of the Flies, the Tomorrow series, Gossip Girl novels, Misery, the Obernewton Chronicles...and the list goes on...

Favourite colours: Purple and Blue!

things that i'm especially good at (debatable): being random. coming up with random ideas, talking to random strangers. and apparently ruining other peoples lives...cringe

Do you know what I think really sucks? The fact that they didn't film even the tiniest bit of Lord of the Rings in Auckland. I mean, i know the rest of the country thinks we're (aucklanders) are up ourselves, but still! you'd have to admit there are some places that are WAY better than the rest of the country. I mean, what about up north? hello! I've been up there and i can just imagine some scenes from FOTR that would really look good there.
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And also, theres this really awesome place on Waiheke, an island near Auckland, called Stony Batter. It has so many amazing place that would go well in rotk, fotr, ttt and rotk

Obviously, i'm into lotr in a big way.

OMG! The world premiere of ROTK was AWESOME! I got photos of liv, orli, john rhys-davis, viggo and dom!
Sadly i didn't get any autographs, but i think photos are more important. Cos then you can prove that you actually were there...but i suppose the autograph is the other part of the proof...oh well

Have any of you nz'ers seen the huge gollum on the embassy theater in wellington? Isn't it cool! The fell beast is even better! I thought it might have been shelob, but obviously the fell beast is more important to the peoples who make the things.

The fell beast even has a little ringwraith dummy on it! I've got heaps of photos of that!

FINALLY! My Lotr fic (whose line...) is finished! Please R&R

Corruption: FINISHED! I hope it wasn't too much of a cliff hanger, but i promise Sauron wont do anything exciting until i get the sequel written (well the first chapters or so anyway)

Why the Fellowship never really made it - ummm...chapter 5 up. I don't know when chapter 6 will be written. whistles guiltily probably never, is anyone actually still reading that fic? (you can email me if you want and yell, i don't mind)

The Diary of an Orc - Finished!

Sequel to diary of an orc: Admittedly, most of my fics are inspired by the movie. Even though there is a lot of inaccuracy, I find it easier to use as a resource. I'm sorry if you are more of a fan of the books, but they are difficult to read and although i will pull some quotes from the books from time to time, most of my work will be based on the movie. So, the rotk version of the diary of an orc will follow that movie.
Hopefully interesting stuff will happen to Ariel in her journey in this story, as all fantasy involves journey. I am so out of practise (i am admittedly lazy...which isn't a good thing)
I hope to be able to write more fanfiction soon!

Sequel to corruption: Yup it's out. It's called "In the Shadows" features brand new characters. Please review? Pretty please? I know i'm slack and hardly update, but i do appreciate the reviews and advice. It keeps me inspired! I've been extra slack at the moment because I'm struggling with plot and stuff, and also I've been away from home quite a lot so I haven't been near a computer to write! I hope to update soon...

i really should update soon...frodofreak88 is going to unleassh to evil chicken of doom (or maybe already has since my luck has turned from bad to worse)

you don't really want to read my rubbish, really, you don't. This is your last warning. Turn back now! (no, not literally, but if you press that little button on the top left hand corner of your browser that says 'back' then you'll be gone from this page of horror...)