Hi! we are innkstainedfingers. Yes, there are 2 'n's. Why "innk"? "Innk" is the acronym of our real names which we refuse to divulge... And, as we are four, we have Marauder names. Here are our profiles:

Full name: Vezmeranda Salvador (Vezmeranda Veronica Victoria Cherry Liza Salvador)

Nickname: Bez / Bezzie / Bezzie Wezzie / Combat Robot (sorry for the Combat Robot attack, Ash.)/ Randi (only Ash calls you Randi.--Kristie)

Marauder name: Moony

Email: i_am_keigh@yahoo.com (my name isn't Keigh. It's Vezmeranda.)

Screen name:

Favorite fanfiction category: Harry Potter, Wrestling

Favorite ships: Cho Chang MUST die. Thank you. I think Remus/Sirius is wrong.

Favorite fanfiction:

My friends call me Moony because they they think I act like a wolf when I get mad. I disagree. Yipee.Anyhoo, I get, if not hyper-er than Kuhurihusitie (that's what I call Kristie), hyper like Kristie. We jump, dance, and frolic (yes, frolic) around school. I am a gorgeous godly genius and I am full of gorgeousosity, geniusosity, and talentedosity (haha, Kristie, haha). They also think I'm like Sirius because I'm reeeeaaally HYPER. Kristie, AC, and I enjoy making fun of the rat (Mia). We play tricks on Mia and she always believes what we say. Learn not to, dear.

I want a new paragraph. Yay. I have one. I'll make another one.

3rd paragraph! hahahahahaha! Go, me! Go, me! Goddess of making paragraphs! New nickname! Speaking/ Typing(corny!) of nicknames, I have the most nicknamesin our circle/ square (get it? We're 4 in the group! sorry, super hyper, super corny.) of friends. I love parenthesizes. I have a lot of nicknames and we couldn't type in all of them.

I am full of talentedosity like Kristie is. I sing (weird style thingy! OoOoOh... fine, I don't sing like -Whoa! Whatta great voice- sing, but I can sing), I like dancing. I don't let others see me dance (except if I'm dancing like Spongebob or if I'm dancing broadway style or if I'm dancing my lunch/recess period dance), but if I wanted to, I can dance well (lies! all lies!). "Bawal umangal sa sinasabi ko for I am a goddess." -- In English, this translates to-- "No one is allowed todisagree withwhatever I say or do for I am a goddess."-- In Spanish -- "nadie se permite discrepar con lo que digo o hago para mí soy una diosa." (The Spanish translation is wrong, isn't it?)-- In French-(this translation sucks, methinks)-- "personne n'est permis d'être en désaccord avec quoi que je dise ou fasse pour moi sois une déesse."-- In Greek... In German... and in 1000different languages. Back to the I'm So Talented a.k.a. Vanity Attack paragraph of my profile... I want to learn how to act. My family and a few of my friends say I know how to act, but I want to improve. We had a play thingy for school before and I didn't take it seriously. I was assigned the role of the character with the most lines and instead of attending the practices, I watched basketball games. Yay. I only got an 84. Grr. I also like visual arts. I enjoy painting, sketching, and pastel-ing. :D. I like designing things... rooms, clothes, furniture, houses, blabbity blah blah blah. AC and I can use photoshop. I edit pictures of my friends and I send the pictures to them. STALKER! I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING THAT I'VE WRITTEN IN MY I'M SO TALENTED PARAGRAPH. You might think I'm conceited. Well, I'm not! Kristie is!

NEWS: I saw 2 dead frogs (roadkill!) today, January 22, 2006. I thought seeing dead frogs in the middle of the road is cool. Sadist.

I don't like vampire movies because they have vampires in them. I don't like vampires. They bite people and they're creepy. Most male vampires are hot. Why is it that hot people are vampires? Ignore that question or send me a message! Yay. Kidding!

I speak with a british accent. Kristie does too. People in class think we're weird and crazy and strange and odd and outlandish + other synonyms for strange. We can't blame them for thinking that. I admit we behave with a lot of creepy-ish-ness.

I will make this longer next time so you won't be able to read what my friends wrote! evil laugh I know you didn't understand 3/4 of what I said in my profile. Sorry. I'll fix everything when I'm not so sleepy and it's not so late.

Hello again, dear readers. I don't feel like editing my part of the profile anymore. Nye nye. I edited it a bit, but I'm going to write stuff HERE!

Mia mentioned something about our non-existent band. News to all: AC can play the guitar already, Kristie sings, and I can play the piano. Summary: Mia does not know ANYTHING! HWA HWA HWA that, right there, is my evil laugh.

June 1, 2006--

Mia says I have yo momma jokes. Yay for me.

Yo momma's so old, one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so dumb, she makes toast in the freezer
Yo momma's so dumb, she married Yo daddy
Yo momma's so dumb, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble

yay. I have more.

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Full name: Kristie Ramirez (Kristie Willhelmina Ramirez.-- Bez) Fine. My full name is Kristiana Willhelmina Teresita Anita Ramirez. No, I do not like ANY of my names. They all suck. You may call me any of the nicknames below.

Nickname: Kristie, Your Royal Highness, Your Majesty, The Goddess, Gorgeous Godly Genius

Marauder name: Prongs

Email: bigsmileygirl_3@yahoo.com

Screen name: chocoholicbookworm

Favorite fanfiction category: Harry Potter, Wrestling, Star Wars

Favorite ships: too many to mention; check my profile. Read my fics while you're at it.

Favorite fanfiction: "Crazy For This Girl" by rinoaj, but it's not here anymore... i have it in a disc, though. I also like "The Things I'll Never Say" by blueXstar. I am also in love with the fic my darling beta Ash wrote; it's entitled "Loving You". Visit her profile to read it. Her pen name is ashantelle1830.

I would like to mention that I'm filled with the most gorgeousosity, the most geniusosity, the most talentedosity, and... that's it. gorgeousosity, geniusosity and talentedosity. Don't believe the others when they say otherwise.

I would also like to invite everyone to read the fic Bez and I wrote! Click "My Best Friend" down there, on our "Stories Authored" thingamajiggy.

I also want to take up space on this thingamajig. It's my part of the Profile, so I may do whatever I please with it. And as I told Bez, AC and Mia (only Filipinos will understand this), "Bawal umangal sa sinasabi ko". In English, that's "Everyone is prohibited from contradicting whatever I say". Bwahahahahaha-cough,cough-hahahahahahaha. TAKE THAT, MERE MORTALS!

Okay, I think I may have become a little insane. Just a little. Not too much.

Everything that I have not put on my chocoholicbookworm bio I shall put here.

I ama gorgeous godly genius who is prone to getting sugar highs. Wait, I think I mentioned the gorgeousness and the geniusness already (don't forget the vanity-sosiness-- the greatest person in the world, Bezzie).And I think the sugar high thing is rather obvious.

I love to sing. It annoys the heck out of everyone when I sing purposely off-key every morning in our classroom. Just ask Bez, AC and Mia... they're classmates of mine. I DO sing properly when I want to. If I want to annoy everyone, though, I sing off-key.

I love to write. I am also rather protective of my rough drafts.What I post is not the exact same thing one would see in my rough drafts. They undergo lot's of editing. I don't let people read my rough drafts. Heck, Bez, AC and Mia don't read my rough drafts. Only Ashantelle does; she's my beta and another schoolmate. A dear friend, she is. Talking like Yoda, I am. Cease this creepy-ness, I must.

Er.

I am the only person who can give a ten-page paper on the relevance of that "Er."on the previous line. Only I have the I.Q. to do that. Unless, of course, someone decides to send me a ten-page paper on that. We can discuss that "Er." over coffee one day, if you wish.

I love to ramble and rant. I think that's obvious.

I can be the most shallow person on earth, but I have an incredibly deep side as well. However, the side of me that I allow others to see is my shallow side. Only very very very VERY few people have seen that deep side of me.

Before you move on and/or fall asleep, I would like to say something that will make you all pity me: My love is unrequited.If you read The Things I'll Never Say, let me tell you that's almost exactly how I feel. If your love is also unrequited, read it. You are not alone.

Okay, now in revenge to my dear cousin's "revenge", I shall make the rest of my profile REALLY REALLY LONG! You people now have to suffer because of her!

When it comes to writing, I like to put a lot of symbolism.Almost everything I've written (mostly first-person oneshots) are all based on my feelings. I love to act, and this helps me write, because alot of internalization is needed when writing first-person. I obviously cannot be my usual hyper self when writing angst-filled oneshots. I don't know why, but I find it harder to write chaptered fics, because they are either too difficult to start or too difficult to end. It's frustrating when you already have a plot in mind, but cannot put it down on paper. That's why I prefer oneshots;they don't require much events and they can have open endings.Most of my oneshots (including the ones I have not posted) have open endings.

I am fond of writing stuff with unrequited love and feelings that aren't reciprocated. I don't know why; perhaps I'm making the characters suffer because I'm suffering as well. Haha. I'm a sadist.

This is to be continued, or as my cousin said in her typo below, "cintinued". Tssk, Mia, typos... Very bad.

Okay, I have now decided to make my profile much much much longer. You people will will now freak out due to the length of my profile. (evil laugh, sputter, cough, evil laugh)

I'd like to clarify that I AM NOT CONCEITED. I'm just saying that for fun. Really, I am. No one understands me! (sob)

Er, okay. That was random, wasn't it. I feel lie being random today.

Here are a few random questions. People who know the answers, please e-mail me.(And me too!- Mia)

1. Why do men have nipples? (actually, mean have breasts, too; but ours are more developed - Mia)

2. Why is it that when men see women in tight clothing they get turned on, whereas guys in really really tight shirts would make women think they're gay?

3. What is the purpose of nails and toenails?

4. Why do dogs have bad breath? (I have the answer! Look below! That's insulting, by the way. -AC)

5. Why do famous people get assassinated, whereas normal people are just plain murdered? (because they're famous, duh! - Mia)

6. How do people in wheelchairs make love? (Umm... They don't?-AC)

7. What is the purpose of a necktie?

Okay, enough random questions for now.

FOR NOW.

Haha.

If you look at AC sweetie's profile, you'll see that she's psychic. Well, so am I! I'm psychic, and AC and I get to read each other's minds. Scary thought, eh?

I am a member of the International High I.Q. society, and am part of the top 5 of the world's population! Go me!

My good Lord! I'm such a Narcissist, am I not?

I shall now promote the fics I have written. (hint, read and review please, hint)

I'm currently writing a chaptered fic. It's entitled "Remembering".Visit my chocoholicbookworm profile. It's an LilyJames fic, with SiriusOC and RemusOC. The OCs are Ash and I, and you will not know who goes with who. (evil laugh) Please read it. I think it's an interesting enough read.

I also wrote a one-shot entitled "To Hold and be Held". It's about soul mates.

Do you believe in soul mates? I do. I just don't believe that all soul mates fall in love and live happily ever after. I believe that your soul mate can be your best friend, your cousin, your neighbor, hell it can be that person in your classwith whom you've talked only once, yet in that one conversation you made some sort of soulful connection.

That was deep.And random. Deeply random. That's paradoxical. And an oxymoron.

Disregard what Mia wrote below; my profile is now much much much longer than hers!Well, maybe it's not much much much longer, but it's longer nevertheless. Woohoo! Go me! Woot!

I shall continue this one day. It will become so long you will not dare visit our profile again! (evil laugh)

Ciao for now,

Kristie

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Full name: Andrea Castro

Nickname: AC

Marauder name: Padfoot

Email: burnedbytherain@gmail.com

Screen name: burned by the rain

Favorite fanfiction category: Harry Potter (that's the only fanfiction I read, actually)

Favorite ships: HPOC, JPLE

Favorite fanfiction?

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Right. So, this is my "profile". Of course, the others (cough Bez&Kristie cough) used this particular spot in cyberspace to write their I-am-the-greatest-person-in-the-whole-entire-cosmos-speeches. You are not running for president, guys! Anyway, I know whoever is reading this is either bored, a total lunatic (like me), or a stalker (yes, I know about you), so I'll just get to the point. My name is Andrea Castro, AC for short. Unlike Bezzie here, I LOVE VAMPIRES! Don't really know why.

Umm... I'm a total lunatic. And when I say lunatic, I mean LUNATIC. That's why I'm the one the call (shifty eyes) "The Lunatic." (EVIL LAUGH) I'm insane, aren't I? Ummm... I'm psychic. Yes, psychic. And I know what you're thinking right now. "This girl's a total psycho." Don't worry, I know that already. You won't have the face the wrath of (shifty eyes) THE LUNATIC! (EVIL LAUGH) I'll just stop with the whole "Lunatic" thing. I'm scaring you people. And it's getting old&corny already.

Siriusly (I am very corny. I am the corniest person in the group or what Bez calls "circle/square." You're not the corniest! I am! --KristieI have what we call corniosis), I LOVE to listen to ROCK MUSIC! I listen to different kinds: alternative, punk, emo, pop/rock, and just plain rock. I love to use Photoshop. I playtheguitar! I also played piano once in my life when I was in the first or second grade or something.

Umm... (If Kristie can have "Er", I can have "Umm...")

Kristie's handwriting and mine are almost the same. If we talk to one another using a pen&paper, it will look like one person writing to him/herself. Kristie and I have our own language. Bez and I have our own language. Mia and I have our own language. I also have a language of my own. I talk to myself, you know (I did not just write/type that). So all in all, I know 6 different languages! (applause) Yay me! Right... This is where my "profile" ends for now. I'll resume encoding (Is that a big word?) this some other time. Sionara (Is that how you spell it? I wouldn't know. Correct it then, please!) (Methinks it's Sayonara, AC--Kristie)(Bez said she will correct it, Kristie. -AC) Ciao! Paalam! Goodbye!

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I would just like to point out that "manhid" and lunatic are two TOTALLY different things. I admit that I am "manhid" as Mia says, but not all the time. Thank you.

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Looks like I'm the only one not continuing my profile so I shall continue it now.

So, about the whole Mia-can't -play-an-instrument thing, SHE CAN'T! And if she didn't know I played the guitar she wouldn't even be interested in playing in the first place! You want to know why? Because she idolizes me. That's right. First, it was my music. She didn't even listen to my kind of music then (Well, not TOTALLYmy kind of music. My kind of music is louder and noisier. Although I don't find it noisy. But some people might. I'll stop now.). And she wouldn't know half of the bands (actually, it's even more than half) she knows now if it weren't for me! And there are little stuff too. Like how she now uses brackets instead of parentheses and when she texts the letter 'o'she uses zero (0) rather than o. She shouldn't even idolize me in the first place. She should be idolizing Kristie. Right. New topic.

OH! I saw roadkill sometime ago. It was a DOG. How mean can people get? Killing a dog! They should go to jail! Killing RATS ehemMiaehem are okay because they're rats but a DOG. That's man's best friend we're talking about! Oh! Kristie, I'm insulted about the dogs-having-bad-breath question there! I know the answer! You should watch Nickelodeon. I got the answer there. Since dogs don't sweat, they need to produce saliva so the water in their body can get out. Well, I think that's the answer. It's something along those lines. They need some other way to release water so they produce saliva so their breaths smell different (I refuse to put a adjective with a negative connotation here.). There. Something like that. Ok? New topic.

MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING! Yey! I'll ask my parents to buy Lights&Sounds. Yey! Now two of us have it. Bez, go buy Lights&Sounds too! HAHA. evil laugh Mia can't have it. Yey. I won't let you borrow it. Kristie, don't let her borrow it too. And Bez, if you're going to buy it, don't let her borrow it! Yey. Revenge. Haha.

Right. So I guess that's it for now. See you on the flip-flop! (Because 'see you on the flip side' is so ordinary.)

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Since Mia replied, I'm gonna also gonna reply. I know people eat dogs here. It's better than hitting them with a car and leaving them there to die. I don't get your point about the dead rats thing. Especially about eating rats. (I dont care! My point is that it's insulting to say that seeing dead rats is normal! - Mia) Of course it's normal to see dead rats. But it isn't normal to see dead (by means of cars) dogs. And Kristie only gets the music from me. What I mean about the guitar thing is that at first, you weren't so interested. It wasn't until I mentioned it to you. Right. This discussion is over. We should be happy. Because being happy is fun. Haha.

Now I'm gonna list quotes that I like. Well, quotes that are funny. But they're only funny if you watch the movies. So watch the movies!

"I wish we could make cakes out of rainbows and smiles." -(Girl With A Lot of Feelings, Mean Girls-- Bezgorgey) Mean Girls

"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's sucking." -Penelope Hope, Bring it on Again

"Yeah, but he's my first cousin. You have your cousins, and then your first cousins. That's not right, is it?" -Karen Smith, Mean Girls

"I have the fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something." -Karen Smith, Mean Girls

"You wanna talk about mothers!" -Kevin/Marcus, White Chicks

Right. Those are the only quotes I can think of at the moment. I shall return!

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Happy April Fool's Day! I thought of this quote awhile ago.

"The spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!"

"You tell those spiders, Ron." - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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"We have a new student from Africa."

"Welcome."

"I'm from Michigan."

"Great!" - Principal Duvall, Ms. Norbury, African-American girl, Mean Girls

"Albert, you're like an iceberg. You know why?"

"'Cause I'm cool?" -Hitch, Albert Brenamann (is that how it's spelled?), Hitch

"And Penelope, you're the 'o' on top."

"I can't be an 'o'."

"You can't be an'o'?"

"'O's represent emptiness. And by making me an 'o', you're calling me empty."

"Now, that's insane. 'O's don't represent emptiness. They represent hugs. And 'x's represent kisses. Everyone knows that."- Monica, Penelope, Francis, Bring it on Again

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Full name: Melissa Enriquez

Nickname: Mia

Marauder name: Wormtail (Let me tell you that's 'cause she looks like a rat-Kristie)

Email: a_r_g_o_n_18@yahoo.com

Screen name: magnesium12

Favorite fanfiction category: Harry Potter, Life As We Know It, Charmed

Favorite ships: JPLE, RLNT, HPGW, RWHG, BWFD, OWKB, (In other words, cannon ships. Duh! -AC) just like dear Bezzie said, RLSB is totally wrong.(No it's not! Diba, AC?-Kristie)(No, it's not! By the way, if you do like RLSB, please read The Smitten Series by Sakai Michiba. Thanks -AC)So is JPSB, JPRL, JPPP, RLPP, SBPP... You get the picture... (In other words, slash pairings with any of the Marauders. Duh! -AC) Okay fine, RLSB is not totally wrong.

Favorite fanfiction: The Woe of Aftermath by A Darker Shade of Bright, Love to LoveYou by Scarlett71177 and From Now to Forever Ben and Monica Part 3 by jeff4bigred

As revenge to what dear Kristie said about me looking like a rat, i will make my profile LONGER! Longer than hers! So, where do i start?

My name isMelissa Victoria Enriquez, or Mia. I am 13, but I will turn 14 in April. I was born and raised in the Philippines. I'm currently in my freshman year. My favorite color is green. Lime green, apple green, neon green; you name it except of course for olive and forest green.

Oh, sod it. Enough of this crap.

I am a short, cheese addicted (another reason why I was named Wormtail), green-obsessed, obsessive-compulsive person who breaks down when someone steals my ruler. If anyone, I mean anyone, steals my ruler, I will throw a fit like a child who refuses to take a bath and report him or her to the police.

I'm partly joking, of course. I only hyperventilate when someone steals my ruler.

I love all sorts of cheese. Its actually ironic, since I WAS lactose intolerant. Sometimes, when we order pizza,I take out everything on it except for the cheese. I put cheese on everything, too.

Okay, my profile is not yet longer than Kristie's. I will continue (formerly "cintinue". I had to put this since they didn't want me to remove it...) this some other time.

I am now "cintinuing" my profile (after like, 2 weeks?).

Carrying on... (Kristie, Bez and AC, shut up... I didnt want to use anyway... Its's a habit, old habits die hard) (putting on a british accentdo not tell me, the gorgeous godly genius, to shut up. You have no right, lady Mia! Ha! You used 'carryin on'!-- Bez) I totally disagree with AC. She is not a complete and utter LUNATIC. She is in fact "manhid" only Filipinos will understand this. "Manhid" means numb. So, if you are context cluing (not really a word... but there's not other term for it...), you'll get what I mean when I say AC's "manhid". (I don't see the connection of being "manhid" and being a lunatic. -AC)

We have a "theme" song, as Kristie puts it. Its Angel to You, Devil to Me by The Click Five.

Okay, I had to remove it since according to Kristie, posting the song is conpyright infringement. Its a really nice song... Actually, the four of us are planning on becoming a band (I don't know if these are the right choice of words... Please correct me if I'm wrong) (And what if we dont correct you? Hmm?-- bez). Kristie's going to be the vocalist, AC's the lead guitarist, Bezzie's going to be the drummer or keyboardist (there are some songs in which a keyboard is needed) and I am going to be the rhythm guitarist or the bassist.

My profile is now the same length, or longer, or a little shorter, but still! I will still make it longer...

Did you people know that is it very hazardous to have all four of us together in the back of a tour bus on a very long road trip? Just last Thursday (012606) was our field trip and that very thing happened. On the way home from a museum, all of our classmates were either sleeping or watching Around the World in 80 Days but not understanding any of it. The four of us were looking out of the back window and playing random games. There was this one time when it was really traffic, one guy in the truck behind us was looking at us with interest (rapist! serial killer! Okay, I feel corniosis kicking in...). He saluted Bezzie and Bez saluted him, too. She also winked at him (Bez, I didnt know how to explain what you did so i just said winked.). We were so noisy and we didnt even realize 3/4 of the class was asleep, including our two teachers. (They were not asleep. -AC)

Okay, enough about the field trip... Lets talk about something else!

In respose to what AC said, I admit that "manhid"ness and lunacy are to totally different things. My point was that AC is not a complete and utter lunatic. Well, sometimes she is, when she's in the mood. When she's in the mood, she's rambles about pointless stuff. She annoys me whenI do my homework and I'm the only one she annoys since she sits beside me. She imitates me and says "I'm Mia's mirror!". It's actually fine that she turns into a demented lunatic overnight, but when she does turn into a demented lunatic, I'm a moody oversensitive rat. (I couldnt use wolf as Bez will pummel me if I do.)

Okay, enough about AC and her lunacy. This part is supposed to be about me! Not her! Me!

I'm turning into Kristie. Kristie is an over-conceited person. I'm sorry Kristie, but it's true. (I am not. You just think I am because you have no talents to boast about, and no self-esteem. Kidding.Ü--Kristie)

There's this fic that AC told us to read. It's entitled Welcome to Hogwarts (it's in our favorites if you want to check it out). It's about four American girls going to Hogwarts. The reason why AC told us to read it is beacause we are so much like them. The girls have a BAND. (I think you're too obesessed with having a band, Mia. -AC)Lio is like Kristie and Bez is like Pyro. Lio and Pyro always have these singing and dancing routines that Kristie and Bez always have. Kristie is Lio since she sleeps late a lot and Bez is like Pyro since she plays the drums. AC is like Energy and I'm like Andie. AC is Energy since Energy writes the songs and Energy's the lead guitarist (I think). I'm like Andie since Energy and Andie do not understand half of what Lio and Pyro are doing much like AC and I. I'm Andie also because there's no one left. Ü -- This is the AC smiley!

My profile is becoming a profile about innkstainedfingers and not about me... And I couldnt care less. Ü

As you can see, I'm kinda obsessed with elements. My pen name is an element and so my email. Just a little fact.

I would just like to say that my profile is indeed longer than Kristie's! Mine is 949 words while hers is only 639! Haha! Success!

I'm sorry. I've gone demented.

Well, Kristie's profile was previously 639 words. Now its probably as long as mine. So I must make it longer!

If you see in dear Vezmeranda's profile, she mentioned my - well - my lack of knowledge pertaining to any musical instrement. May I just say that I'm going to have lessons this summer.

I would also like to say that I greatly envy Kristie (Prongs) to oblivion because she has the CD of Yellowcard. Hmph! SHe only bought that to make me jealous! I hate her!

Jusy kidding, Kristie. Alam mo naman na mahal na mahal kita! Ü

In response to what AC said, I totally disagree with you. May I also say that Kristie is also like that. Why dont you tell her off? Fine, I have no excuse for the brackets and stuff, but I've been using the 0 instead of O long before you mentioned it. I've been doing that since the sixth garde, FYI! And I wanted to learn how to play the guitar since the seventh grade! Hmph!

Just like I said toAC before, I see a lot of dead rats and you dont see me complaining. And AC, dont you say that its normal to see dead rats. What if I tell you that its normal to see dead dogs? Some people even eat dogs, here in the Philippines. Eating rats is not normal!

Oh and let me tell you AC, Kristie is actually going to burn Lights and Sounds for me since my mother still refuses to buy it for me. My birthday is also coming up. Its on the 7th of April. I am in fact 22 days older than AC! AC is actually the youngest. Suprising, no? AC and I were even born in the same hospital. Ü

I would just like to share something my sister told me since AC mentioned that line form White Chicks and Bezzie said that she had some 'Yo, Momma' (Mia, there's no comma between 'yo' and 'momma'--bezgorgey) jokes last week. Anyway...

Yo Momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Okay, that was lame. Haha... I just wanted to share. Ü