Malon loves Link. Link loves Zelda, who loves a narcissistic rich-boy. But if you take two desperate Gerudu witches, a band of Goron rock singers, an odd team of Ingo and Talon, mix in a couple of panicky sages and a jealous Zora Queen, who can win?

Everyone's favorite potions master's journal from his second year at Hogwarts! James, cha-cha lessons, and phsycotic Portuguese triplets. What more can go wrong? Alot, for our begreased friend...

After his death, Boromir can't pass to the High Realm because of his pressing desire to live. But instead of returning to his body in Midle Earth, he is somehow brought to another world. Read and Review peeps! This is pretty good *smiles proudly*

SPOILERS AHEAD! After the game, Lulu reflects on her her feelings for Auron. I know, don't say it. that sounds boring, and yoou're all screaming at me, but really, I think this is pretty good (shameless self advertising)