Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious workaholic psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. ***2019 reboot***

AU. Padmé, her adopted brother Obi-Wan, and her sister-in-law Siri walk a tightrope teetering between their roles as Rebels in the Imperial Senate and execution. To keep prying eyes off of their covert operations, Padmé must woo the most emotionless man the Empire has known: Darth Vader. This sends everyone into a world of intrigue, power plays, whirlwind romance, and more.

In an Alternate Universe, Sidious found Anakin at the age of seven and raised him to be the ruthless Sith Lord, Darth Vader. He knows nothing of love, only hate and anger. So what happens when Padmé starts to show curiosity for the Sith Lord? (Seriously, M for later chapters) Re-uploading is taking place in earlier chapters

Christine Daae, psychiatrist, starts her career off with a bang when she lands a high-profile case that no one else wants. Erik is a psychopath and a genius, and soon he has fallen deeply in love with her. He will do anything to make her his. Anything. *IT'S ALIVE!* E/C, eventually. Sort of.

Gustave Daae's new job as District Attorney has painted a target on Christine's back for anyone wishing to keep her father from prosecuting them. Erik gets hired to guard her, never expecting he'd have to guard her from stealing his heart, Leroux/Modern/EC.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?

Katherine Quinzel worked as an artist in Gotham, but when she gets caught up the Joker's schemes, will she turn him in, or become his Harlequin? Rated M for language, future lemons, sexual situations and innuendos. AU

Johnathan Crane leaves Arkham and is met with a life changing bond with fellow Batman villain and new found love Harley Quinn. This is my first time writing fan fiction, so critiques are welcome. This story will be written with graphic content, so please lock up your children. I dedicate this to a very special Harley Quinn in real life. This is for you, Ashlyn 3

Nine year old Harleen Quinzel finds something she knows she wasn't supposed to see, and just has to tell someone. Sixteen year old Jonathan Crane, with some hesitation, accompanies her into the woods that night. (Jonathan/Harley friendship, with some implied one-sided crushing from Harley's end. One-sided because she's nine, people.) Oneshot.

After a fallout with Joker, Harley turns to Scarecrow for comfort. But things tend to get out of hand in Arkham, and Joker doesn't like to share his toys...

Harley loves The Joker, always has, always will. And the Joker loves...having her around. But sometimes things happen, and when you have to rely on outside sources, that's where it gets...messy. WARNING: Kinky/lemons/abuse/twisted/HarleyxJokerxScarecrow

Nolanverse. Dr Quinzel has been handed her first big case, Dr Crane. As she struggles to keep up with the ex doctors mind games, Gotham is facing a new threat whose goal is to cause mayhem. Will Harlein be drawn into the chaos or will the fear get her first? Set during Dark Knight. ON HIATUS UNTIL THE MALLET OF INSPIRATION HITS ME.

He can kill me, and I like it, we aren't supposed to be like this, this isn't like Jack, its love. Its violence and madness. They said be afraid. You're not like the others. Harley/Crane.

The Scarecrow's first Halloween did not go as planned. But nothing in life ever does. And meetings with old friends are the best of surprises. As Harleen Quinzel says "Everything will be alright."

When Harley Quinn is sent to Arkham, Jonathan Crane must diagnose his former flame. Based on a prompt from wouldyouliketoseemymask. Complete!

Some would think that scapegoating the Joker for your own crime is suicide. She sees it as the greatest joke of all. Nolanverse, minor Harley/Crane & eventual Harley/Joker. Non-canon Harley. Lem/Lang.

The man who had once been made of straw finds the woman who had made his world turn. Crane/Harley. Nolanverse. Set in TDKR. O/s. Lem/Lang.

The Scarecrow is sent to collect one last defendant for his court. Set during TDKR. One-shot. Hinted Crane/Harley.

The Dark Knight Rises drabble, pre-Movie. Spoilers? "The prisoners called him Bane, and you, The Girl. You called him Guardian, called yourself Talia. He called you Angel."

He was sent to Hell to rot but in there he also found Hope. He gave his all for Her to survive and to never lose that precious innocence she had. BanexTalia not really the pairing but more of a friendship.

There is little to say about allowing some blonde punching bag to stay in the abandoned building you're using for a hideout. There is nothing to say, really. Crane/Harley.

She had only been in Arkham one week, when fate would deal her a cruel hand and a new inmate would enter her wing. Now her life has become game of cat and mouse. Can she escape before it's too late, or will the Joker have the last laugh?

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

What do Ella and Byron see when Aria and her English teacher are around each other? Or when the other is brought up in a conversation? Contains scenes from the show with some of my own scenes. Byron and Ella POV

Erik's time in Persia takes an unexpected turn when the woman he is destined to love enters at the darkest period of his life.

Harley meets the Scarecrow for the first time after Mistah J throws her out again. I might work more on this.

Jonathan Crane lies on his desk and reflects on his favourite and least favourite intern.

Things don't go as planned as Jonathan Crane prepares for his very last murder.

Joker's death marked the end of an era. The city was moving on, filled with new heroes and new villains, and Scarecrow no longer had a place in Gotham. Romance between Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane.

Harleen Quinzel meets a co-worker of hers, Jonathan Crane. He's so screwed up, and she's insane. It might have lemons in the future...

The Joker wasn't Harley's first love, and she's been crazy for love once before, literally. Dr. Jonathan Crane Scarecrow and Dr. Harleen Quinzel Harley Quinn continue their love for one another within the walls of Arkham Asylum. After Batman Begins.

Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.

The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.

A re-telling of Harley Quinn and The Joker. Set in the Nolan-verse with a hint of comic book for an old school feel. Rated M for language and adult themes in the later chapters.

A late night call and a sea of glass

Your past will always come back to haunt you...A story of a little girl lost and a boy who just wanted to rule the world. Joker/Harley. Rated M for violence, drug reference, drinking, and sexual situations.

Picks up a few months after the Joker was caught in the Nolanverse and sent to Arkham. Dr. Quinzel intrigues him and becomes his doctor...the rest is history.

Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar. Met Harleen Quinzel. She is the newest employee of Arkham Asylum. Where will her degree take her?

For far too long he'd watched her torn down. He told her his heart, placed it in her hands, and left her with a choice. It was her move now. Obvious Jon/Harley. :Sequel to "Cat's Cradle":

He is a string about her fingers, and she is just a toy to a sadistic master. They are so much a like, and he questions his silence. Hinted Jon/Harley.

The Joker's trust is a very valuable yet fragile thing...as Harley will soon discover. NOT A ONESHOT! Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, sexual content, and very graphic abuse. This is based off an event mentioned in On Her Own.

When Harleen Quinzel is assigned to Scarecrow instead, her transformation into Harlequin is slow and painful - but the product may be worth it. Harlcrow. AU.

Snag, grasp, understand. Oneshot. Suggested Harley/Crane.

Set after Dies Irae - Day of Wrath. Joker/Harley with a twist. Joker is the one obsessed! Joker POV.

Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.

Harley clung to the possibility that this was still a nightmare, cooked up by a dose of fear gas into the respiratory system. Any moment now, she hoped to wake up in a sunshine filled room with Mr. J sleeping soundly beside her...

Post TDK, Nolanverse. "Sequel to Me and My Old Lady." More than a year has gone by and Joker with his partner, Scarecrow leave Arkham to take back what they had lost. Joker/Harley Quinn

Sequel to "Halloween at the Stacked Deck". What happened to Scarecrow and Harley Quinn once they escaped the police?

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

Harley feels that the Scarecrow hasn't embraced the Christmas spirit, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She decorates her heart out, bringing all the cheer she can to the Scarecrow's lair. Can he avoid killing her over it?

Oh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.

The orign story of Harley Quinn,from her time at Arkham as Harleen Quinzel to her complete transformation into her notorious alias. Rated T for future chapters. Dark Knight Universe. I do not own Harley Quinn or Batman: Neither Comics nor Movies

You're cordially invited to the Arkhamites' Halloween party! Is it time to paint the town blood-red? Note: While this story is set after "Why Didn't You Say So?", it can be read as a stand-alone story.

Dr. Crane didn't want to poison Rachel Dawes just because she was interfering with his deals with the mob. There was another reason, one that was much more...personal. Crane/Harley. A horror/humor/tragedy/romance.

Harley Quinn- minor criminal by night- meets The Joker on the outside. Only to find out he's been admitted within Arkham, where she works by day. She can't let the opportunity pass to evaluate him. But is she getting herself in too deep, being so close?

When the lights went out in Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane received a visitor one night. And the next night, and the one after. He's used to it by now, but that doesn't mean he likes it. At least, that's what he tells himself. Possible Harley/Crane.

Gotham has been living in relative peace for over two years, with a new DA who has taken an interest in Bruce Wayne - until a Joker copycat, Scarecrow, and a new mob boss who may have ties to the new DA start creating chaos. Nolanverse Harley Quinn.

Joker stroked Harley’s bandaged wound, "This will look different from your oth-er arm. It'll probably leave a little white line when it heals. Get it now? I changed you forever," he held her face in his hands, "How's it feel?"

When the Joker and Scarecrow escape with Harley Quinn's help, Batman must put aside his lust for revenge to save Gotham City. How will he cope when one close to him turns against him, and brings more terror to Gotham? This is my sequel to Dark Knight! R&R

Jonathan Crane has been rejected so much in his life he's forsaken all forms of affection...but that doesn't mean he doesn't still think about it. Deep in Arkham Asylum The Scarecrow reflects on his crush in the only language he knows. Series of one shots

After the Joker was sent to Arkham, he got the chance to create new bubbly friends. This is how he met Dr. Harleen Quinzel.

."So this is what you girls do for fun" It was Selina "Catwoma" Kyle and it was a business call. Selina wanted information on what Crane was doing. Why was he doing the Rumba with Rosie the rosebush. Femslash

A dark, twisted Valentine's tale: Dr. Harleen Quinzel wants to send a message on Valentine's Day to her ex-boyfriend, former boss, and current patient--Jonathan Crane, AKA The Scarecrow. Rated M for violence, language, and suggestiveness. -Oneshot-

It was Hamlet who put on an "antic disposition" to fool the evil king that he was mad. The former Doctors of Arkham Asylum, Crane and Quinzel, put on their own antic dispositions trying to fool themselves. They come together to free each other.

It wasn't just the Joker and Ivy. Harley affected other people, too. New person each time. Reviews appreciated.

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

Jokers and Harley. Completely Jokers POV. Joker wants to tell Harley the truth of his feelings but does not think he truly can.

How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.

Harleen Quinzel was just your normal, average Gotham University student, with the hidden potential to become one of Gotham's most well-known villians - Harley Quinn. Here is her story, starting from when she was still a student at Gotham University.

My version of how Harleen Quinzel finally met the Joker and became Harley Quinn....

Harley singing some of her MP3 songs in the Arkham inmates lounge...what's the worst that can happen? okay im knew at this whole fanfiction stuff...so ya

A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.

It's been said that fifteen minutes was all it took for Harleen Quinzel to lose herself in the Joker. But even supervillain whirlwind romances need therapy. A Nolanverse interpretation of things, with references a-plenty to the comics. JokerxHarley

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

An indepth look at Harleen Quinzel's transition to Harley Quinn, and the development of her relationship with the Joker. Based on Mad Love. JokerxHarley

Modern. Will a deformed man's desire for revenge destroy the future of a young couple? Or were all three fated to begin this dark journey and face the evils of the past? A story of the struggle between hatred and love, vengeance and redemption. COMPLETE.

Two hearts devoted to music, two souls scarred. One living in darkness, one clinging to the hope of a father's promise. Modern day setting.

What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?

Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.

[COMPLETED!] When a mysterious stranger intrudes on Christine's life, she finds herself thrown into a mad world of hidden desires and dark emotions. A modernization of our beloved story. Please R&R.

What if POTO had taken place in modern times and Erik was arrested and put on trial for his crimes? How would the modern world deal with Erik's sins? How would Erik deal with imprisonment after he let Christine go?...And Christine?

Scarecrow's never had much luck with women. That's not about to change. Written using the DCU random pairing generator.