lilrockercutie
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Author has written 2 stories for Daria, and X-overs.

Hey there. lilrockercutie here and the world is my psych ward. I believe everybody's crazy at one point or another.

Here's some random facts about me. :)

I'm 23, single, and mostly hating it.

I live in Houghton Lake, MI

I love hard rock.

The person known on here as Buffyxenaman is my best friend since freshman year of high school...6 years ago!

I am a horror fanatic and my favorite series is A Nightmare On Elm Street.

Bill Cosby has been my hero since I was little.

Electric Light Orchestra, Sweet, and The Eagles are my favorite bands of the 1970's.

I read every new issue of Playboy all the way through once it comes in the mail.

I love watching the WWE.

My favorite colors are blue, purple, and black.

I like everything to do with Harry Potter.

I believe myself to be very unusual. borderlining between crazy and psychotic.

Grand Theft Auto, True Crime, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, and Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 are my favorite games.

The 1986 remake of The Fly totally creeps me out.

Now for a few top lists, handpicked by me.

Top 12 movies:

1. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

2. Clerks II

3. Dazed and Confused

4. Mr. and Mrs. Smith

5. Breakfast At Tiffany's

6. Memoirs Of A Geisha

7. Final Destination 3

8. The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

9. Drumline

10. Empire Records

11. You Got Served

12. Honey

And now for my top 10 TV shows:

1. Roseanne

2. The Golden Girls

3. Viva La Bam

4. Buffy The Vampire Slayer

5. Charmed

6. MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

7. ER

8. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

9. Pimp My Ride

10. Dark Angel

My top 10 anime.

1. Gravitation

2. InuYasha

3. Tenchi Muyo!

4. Sailor Moon

5. Naruto

6. Chrono Crusade

7. Blue Seed

8. Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi

9. Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex

10. Descendants Of Darkness

and last but not least, my top 10 cd's. If you like the kind of music on this list, I highly recommend these.

1. Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists (Best Songs: Ten Thousand Fists, Stricken, Land Of Confusion, I'm Alive)

2. Breaking Benjamin - Phobia (Best Songs: The Diary Of Jane, Breath, Evil Angel, Until The End)

3. Adema - Unstable (Best Songs: Co-Dependent, Unstable, Promises, Blame Me, Do You Hear Me, Betrayed Me)

4. Cold - A Different Kind Of Pain (I can't single out any songs as the best because this whole cd is amazing!)

5. Daughtry (This one's like number 4, the cd's great!)

6. Godsmack - Awake (Best Songs: Awake, Greed, Spiral, Sick Of Life)

7. HIM - Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights (Best Songs: In Joy and Sorrow, Heartache Every Moment, Pretending)

8. Lacuna Coil - Comalies (Best Songs: Unspoken, The Ghost Woman and The Hunter, Daylight Dancer, Swamped)

9. Ratt - Out Of The Cellar (I can't pick any songs because my stepmom got me into this cd and I can't quit playing it.)

10. 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (Best Songs: Attack, A Beautiful Lie, The Kill (Bury Me), Was It A Dream)

Some favorite quotes:

Butt-head: Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis?
Beavis: What's that?
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah! It really sucks!
Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV. (Beavis and Butt-Head Do America)

Billy Madison: No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

Billy Madison: Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.

Larry The Cable Guy: I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.

Larry The Cable Guy: I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.

Ron White: Yesterday I'm sitting in a bean bag chair, naked and eating Cheetos.
pauses while audience cracks up
Ron White: I was flipping through the television, and I saw Robert Tilton, he's a televanglist from Dallas, and he said this: He said, 'Are you lonely?'
Ron shrugs
Ron White: ...Yeah. He said, "Have you wasted half your life in bars, pursuing sins of the flesh?"
Ron takes drink of scotch
Ron White: This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos!"
Ron White: Ron dead stops, face frozen Yes, sir! "Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second.

John Bender: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy. (The Breakfast Club)

Charmed Quotes:

Phoebe: Go away horny tom cats

Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Prue: Well, that's good news.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.

Prue: Okay, how did you get this stuff so fast?
Piper: Oh, I just let my fingers do the walking and the clicking and the... flipping.
Prue: Flipping as in the pages of the Book of Shadows? You used magic?
Piper: Well, yeah, I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery.
Prue: That is so personal gain.
Piper: No, 'cause we need all of this stuff.

Wyatt has shrunken Piper and Leo into a doll house size of the Manor
Piper: OK... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!

Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower.

a spell that allows a witch to hear the thoughts of others has backfired, causing the sisters to hear each other's thoughts, too
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.

Piper: Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.

Prue has been transformed into a dog
Piper: She's such a pretty dog.
Phoebe: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman.
Prue: Grrrrr...

Piper: So what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who's treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?
Phoebe: "Thank you"?
Piper: How about "Knock it off"?
Phoebe: That's probably better advice.

Piper: Bad Prue. Very bad Prue.
Prue growls
Piper: Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?

Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?

Piper: Pheobe, why would you even leave her alone with it?
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper Laughs
Piper: Not for long.

Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?

Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper: That is not an excuse!

Phoebe: to Spencer Ricks You know what? You're a turkey! And turkeys don't write columns.
she throws the potion at Spencer and he turns into a turkey
Phoebe: But they do make delicious dinners!

Piper and Leo hear a turkey gobble and look to see Phoebe getting out of her car carrying the turkey
Phoebe: A little help here.
Piper: What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe: Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.
Piper: You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
Phoebe: Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year.

Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!
Leo: Or his father.

Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface)

If you would like to get to know me a lil better, here's my web pages.

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Royal Hearts by Starry Nights reviews
A trip to Brittany’s past to plan for their future allows for Alvin take his own trip down memory lane. Chapter 9 uploaded!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 12/5/2001
Alvin and Brittany Into The Mystic by William Raymer reviews
20 years after the events of The Chipmunk Adventure, Alvin and Brittany take the next step. Follow them and the other Chipmunks and Chipettes on their greatest adventure yet!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Legally Adult by Jemascola reviews
A short story about what happens after Meg turns 18.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Meg G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
Inuyasha meets Family Guy by CoWz-In-GrAsS reviews
Inuyasha and gang decide to poke a magical time rift with a stick and they end up in Family Guy! See Kagome and Meg's fight over Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru is on TV! CHAPTER 11 is up!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Family Guy! The New version! by Ryan the author reviews
Originally posted as Family Guy Episode 51 project and now back with new names added to each chapter. Please R&R this. You get to meet someone new in Family guy in this story.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
Know Your Stars : Family Guy by coffeexcoffeexcoffee reviews
The Family Guy crew goes on All That's Know Your Stars! Chapter9: Mayor West! Featuring: ASiP's Dee Reynolds, FMA's Winry, Maes, and Edward! Please R&R!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
What Family Guy Would Never Say by BlueEyedFun reviews
The title says it all! See Family Guy say and do stuff....Well that they would never say or do!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Meg's Hot by flippit reviews
Meg is upset once again about not being popular, so Stewie decides to help her out...
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Meg G., Stewie G.
Revenge by Reaka reviews
Miroku has groped Sango for the last time.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sango
Severus Snape Avenges by Reaka reviews
The Sequel to Ron Weasley Kills. Don't read if you're sensitive to Spongebob insults. It's the Christmas holidays in Ron's 6th year, and people still talk about his infamous Spongebob killing. Until Trelawney makes a scary prediction, that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Ron W., Severus S.
If There were no blank in Hogwarts by Reaka reviews
Dumbledore decides to have an essay contest for both staff and students about what it would be like if a certain object didn't exist in Hogwarts. What does everyone come up with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Sango,Sango, let down your hair! by Reaka reviews
The rating might go up, depending on the languege in later chapters. Parody of Rapunzel! Sango is the unfortunate maiden locked in the tower by Miroku, and Sesshomaru's the prince? You have to read to find out more. Inspired by a conversation about armpit
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Somewhere Out There by Reese Craven reviews
Eiri is thinking about Shuichi... and he wants him back no matter what.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Spirit Week by Reese Craven reviews
Dumbledore has instituted a muggle tradition...School spirit week! The horror! The horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley Kills by Reaka reviews
Don't read if you don't like hearing SpongeBob square pants being insulted. I do that a lot. An evil cartoon is brainwashing the world, and it's up to Ron Weasley to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Ron W., Severus S.
Free Time by Reaka reviews
Aoshi tells Misao what he does on his free time is something people only do while their alone. Not understanding what that means, Misao decides to see what it is Aoshi does on his free time.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
The Good the Bad and the Funnie by Kitty Kadaveral reviews
Roger invites Judy to a western themed party. Not exactly their cup of tea, but Roger's up to something. Contains some mild language and sexual suggestion.
Doug - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,788 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
Beavis and Butt-Head Go to South Park by Justin5 reviews
The title is self-explanatory. Though I censored myself in the story, this would still be better suited for those over 13.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2002
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Adventures In Bay City: A Mega Crossover reviews
Just a bunch of randomness with as many characters as I could think of in one place. Enjoy, R&R but no flames!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007
Daria and Cousin Keara reviews
What happens when Daria's cousin comes for a visit? Pure chaos! Ok, I'm no good at summaries! R & R Please! Chapter 2 coming soon, just need to hook up with crazyo3 and get some ideas.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005
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