Emma Swan is a huge fan of the newish cop drama, Crime & Punishment; though an even bigger fan of the ship 'Colstead'. So much so that she has shelled out far too much money for this con. She can't wait to meet and talk to her crush, Zelena Malvagio. But when she sees Zelena's on TV partner alone in a wine bar one evening, her tastes begin to change. Con fluff and tomfoolery

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor