This year, for Christmastime, I decided to do two stories...A naughty and a nice one... Let me know what you think! This is the "nice" one...A night of watching Christmas movies and drinking spiked eggnog leads to revelations and passion for Penelope and Derek. I don't own a thing.

There are many definitions of dirty. People can embody the word in several ways, and it always leads to very bad things. When dealing with pairs of people, though, partners, when one gets a little dirty, the other is sure to follow. E/O Rated M for mature.

After the shock of witnessing Bill disintegrate into a puddle of goo and rise again as a sticky red demon monster, Sookie is feeling depressed and lonely. She turns to the two things she can always rely on to cheer her up: booze and Eric Northman.

Sookie gets a call from Eric during the daytime, and he confesses to some naked drunken behavior. Looks like that cheeky Viking's been on the fairy blood again!

EJami fic. This story is a story of the what if of a recent episode 7/19/12 . What if Sami had followed EJ up those stairs after he told her there would always be this irresistible force between them, this something that would never go away? Read on to find out...

Written for my friend LovemethatsallIaskofyou's birthday. Morgan prides himself on getting what he wants but he doesn't understand why he can't get Penelope Garcia. Upon a friend's advice he decides to court her but not before he sees if she's even interested in him like that. Two-shot

Penelope's initial thoughts on her relationship with Derek after they finally cross the line they had been dancing on for years. Written in her point of view.

Garcia accosts Morgan in the men's room during a hard case. Written for Kink Meme. Very short, smutty drabble. Ship - Morgan/Garcia.

Life's choices are unfair, difficult, and occasionally impossible. But to stand in inaction is to perish, and to perish is to fail. What determines survival, and ultimately success, is one's ability to adapt to the consequences of the action taken.

Response To "Scorched Earth". He needs to explain. Her response, "...f*ck you and have a nice life." - Story better than summary...see inside for details.

The lives of cops are grossly different from those of the citizens they're sworn to protect. They have secrets, and they have ways of keeping them. What happens when someone finds out? A very deadly game of cat and mouse. E/O, with others. Intense M soon

Smut-shots. Rated for content and language.

El and Liv spend another Friday evening together, unarmed. Smut. One Shot.

AU New meeting New powers New set of rules If you like the weak version of Sookie dont bother reading. will be eric/sookie but will take a few chapters I own nothing. First eric /sookie fic please be kind. will be from Erics pov mostly

Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.

Every woman reads Cosmopolitan, and every woman wonders if the advice given within its pages is really worth following. One SVU detective vows to prove if it is or not, with a little encouragement from her friends. It may cause trouble. E/O? Maybe. *wink*

After her first shooting Andy's shook up, upset and alone at her place. Sam comes over to comfort her and ends up with more than he could've dreamed of. Alternate ending to eps. "Hot and Bothered". Rated M for a reason people. One-shot turned into more...

Fun with Elliot, Olivia, and a web cam ;

She has always heard the expression. People tell her all the time. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. She never thought it would be like this, though. A one-word one-shot set after the 12 Finale.

Any other day, he can control this animal inside of him. Not tonight.

When elliot has to go to Quantico for training with the BAU, he calls Olivia, the conversation starts out as casual teasing, and ends in hope... of a future together! Pure E/O fluff!

Olivia was now his...boss?

Can't get the idea of the end of our two favorite detectives actually being done with no closure, so along with so many of you, here is my take on how it should have ended. E/O

"If you can't trust your partner, Elliot, it's time to get a new one."

Next in the One Night Real Soon Series. Sookie has an important call to make. A real important call.

The scenes from 6x22 the Hole in the Heart, which we did not get to see. Some imagination and a little hope for the future. M-rated.

When the detective duo loses something important, during an undercover gig, they blame each other and go their separate ways to blow off steam. However, when one returns too soon, what is found might just make them forget losing in the first place. OWOS

Season 13. Olivia gets promoted. Rated for content and language.

It's soft and delicate and feminine, but sometimes it is hidden beneath the armor of a warrior, and it takes a little digging and a little observation to see it. It's her.And he is the only one who knows. One-word One-shot, E/O

Because beautiful women with tits and guns and incredible aim and even better timing are too much to hope for anymore. Maybe they always were. AU, Zombie Apocalypse. This story is a complement to hibbleton's "The Stranger." Read her story first!

A little St. Paddy's Day fun with our sexy Detectives ;

Alternate ep for Bombshell ; Rating will be M in a later chap!

Desperate to win Elliot back, Olivia decides to play a little love game. A one shot about the lengths a woman in love will go through to please her man. Nothing but a little EO smut.

After horrifying incident, E/O No characters belong to me - All belong to Dick Wolf/NBC Extreme violence against child in opening, be warned M rating for graphic sex

He has never seen her like this before. Hunched over. Broken. December 31 & EO

They both knew this day would come. It was inevitable. EO. Oneshot. Please read header for warnings/author's note.

One word one shot, by request. When Olivia gets a confusing text message in the middle of the night, it sets events into motion that open up doors. And hearts. Strong M, E/O, sexting.

I've had quite enough of your Catholic guilt, okay?

A series of Halloween one-shots, from now until the 31st! Many are requested, and they will all take you on an emotional, heart-pounding ride. E/O Holiday Series

Olivia gets a note, telling her to meet a man who's been giving her a hard a time in the woods, alone. She gives in to his request...and then she gives in to him. A one-word-one-shot. E/O STRONG M!

A snow storm, a perp, a cabin and unspoken feelings finally come out in the open. Rated M to be safe as I am not sure if a T rating is enough.

Three times Jack thinks about kissing Liz, and the time he finally does

Jack thanks Liz

A cliche revisited. Elliot and Olivia play Truth or Dare.

One case starts a domino chain of changes.

Olivia has a little problem that Elliot's more than happy to remedy. EO PWP COMPLETE

Whoever thought E/O would be sugary sweet must have forgotten about their violent and chaotic tendencies. ONESHOT. Arguments and Smut for sure.

Undercover post-Ep. Olivia must come to terms with what she endured at Sealview. EO COMPLETE!

PostWrath, EO. This is, seriously, rated M for a reason. Don't read it if you aren't interested in those kinds of goings-on. Final chapter up!

Elliot and Olivia on a stakeout right before Christmas. EO. Complete

If Elliot wants to fight, Olivia's doing things her way!

While on a trip to sunny Miami, Olivia and Elliot are forced to land in D.C. Who said love can't happen in an airport? ADULT CONTENT WARNING FOR CHAPTER 9!