emoprincess13hide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hmmm about me well... lets start.. FACTs ~Ima girl :D ways to get ahold of me music Books Im probably gonna start posting fan-fics in about a week or so , they suck i warn yu haha _ Well thtz all i can think of o.O o.O o.O |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guys and their hormones by You taste horrible reviews
EVAN'S SECRETE IS FINALLY REVEALED! why is he so angry ant Megan? What happens when Megan and Finn continue their relationship? What if they get caught by a jealous brother? What if the brother's fight for her? ...May contain fluff, bad language,lemon...
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008
Vampires and Notes by SlytherinHippie reviews
A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
I've seen the Light! by Dobby-is-free reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to become a nun? What would the Cullens think and what's this about Jasper being a male dancer?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
What You Don't Know by svgirl reviews
A story about Jessica and Jeremy...with a twist. What if Jeremy already had a girlfriend when he met Jessica? Please R&R
Sweet Valley series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Stalker by BerryBella reviews
A new substitue teacher has her eyes on Edward, and everything goes down hill from there... Pure randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Secret by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is my Valentines Day special story. Edward Mason recieves a Valentine Card from a girl named Secret. Now he has to find out who Secret is. I'm horrible at Summaries...just read it. All human- oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete