We are the Weird Ones, comprising of Akkarin and Topaxi. *Bow* Pleased to make your acquaintance. Well, maybe one of us is slightly weirder than the other And its me, No me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Lets get back to the bio we’ll settle this later, Ok.

Age: 14, no 15, 14, 15, Ok 14 ½, Done.

Location: Sydney, Outback Australia, Sydney, Outback Sydney.

Interests: Sleeping, No, I hate sleeping, Fine, eating, I agree with that, Ummm…reading?, No, TV!, Reading the TV then, MOVIES RULE!!!!!, That plus hanging out with friends.

Favourite Authors: Terry Pratchet, Iiiiii dunno, shuddup, JK Rowling, Robert Jordan, Raymond E Feist, David Gemmel, David Eddings.

Favourite Smells: Pizza, Takeaway food, chocolate, The sweet smell of your girlfriend on a Saturday night, You stupid romantic, Just cause you don’t have a girlfriend, You do realise Topaxi, that stalking does not count as having a girlfriend, Hey! I told you not to talk about that in public!.

Favourite Dislikes: People being b, hey you bleeped that out!!, Hehehe, Fiiiiine, Humidity, Oh, poor Akky-Wakky scared of moisture?, Well, it does mess up my hair you know, Sure, Sure.

Favourite Quotes: When you’re feeling down, just look inside yourself and think ‘pumpkin’, Pfffffff that’s not a quote, Well then Mr I’m so Big and Important what is?, Carpe Jugulum, Go for the throat ay?, Such is life.

Well, we hope that the above gave an insight into our fabulous lives, What he means is: Thanks for reading the above, that took us HOURS, well not really, to write.
We hope you enjoy our stories we will write.