HELOOOO! Thanks for visiting my account! What can i say? Im not telling you my name (but if you're VERY clever you may guess!), Im female and I'm from London, England!

My pic is Stewie from Family Guy. Hehe its a pic i took on my phone that my friends and i put up because WE LOVE STEWIE!!

Id like to apologise in advance for just how fan-girl-like my page sounds, because, frankly, i get REALLY irritated with fan-girls. But nevertheless, i cannot be bothered to go and modify my page, so if you're actually bothering to read this crap, suck it up and accept the hideously painfull fan-girl-ness of the page. i hate it, but i wrote the main part of my page a while ago.

I love a lot of things, im told I have quite wide interests, but I absolutely love reading! I f I had to choose between anime (Japanese cartoons hehe!) food, sleep, sports and reading, reading would win, no competition! Im from England, so I have to admit, its a bit wierd to see stuff spelt all wrong for me, especially colour- which Americans spell color, and pyjamas- which i think is spelt pajamas in America? Anyway, enough of the spelling and grammar, seeing as the spelling and grammar on my page isn't exactly flawless!

Its kinda wierd because so far, i haven't seen ANY males on fanfiction! hmm maybe it coz so far I've only read Twilight stuff; not exactly the males favourite!

THERES ANOTHER POINT!! My favourite books are:

THE TWILIGHT SERIES!! oh yes, im in love, although i was SEROIUSLY dissapointed by the film. in fact i was complaining for a whole 2 hours after watching it, BOTH times i went to see it, and i think i seriously hurt somes peoples eardrums!

The series I also love are; The Noughts and Crosses series, the Morganville Vampire series, the Vampire Beach series, the Artemis Fowl series, the Eragon series, the Harry Potter series, the Luxe novels, the Diamond Brother books, the Alex Rider series, the Adrian Mole books, the Stargirl series, (which only recently became a series! yay!) ok ok the list could go on

It may now seem at though i only read series, BUT I DONT! and here a just a few of my favourite novels: The Truth About Forever, Just Listen, Rebecca (classic, which i adore!), Pride and Prejudice, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, ok i give up, there are WAAAY too many to remember and to write down!!

Another point about me is that, while i LOVE Fanfiction, i prefer to read. Dont get me wrong i LOVE writing too, but i just prefer reading, it makes me happy to go to my 'special place' and just read! infact, my mum often has to hide my books and ban me from the computer to try and get my attention! i guess thats a bad thing, once i start, i find it very hard, and i once was on Fanfiction until 4 in the morning on a weekday night! sadly, i only got 2 hours sleep!

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I just added these Twilight sayings (yay!) thanks to CrystalBrooke for these! ;)

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because werewolves are sexy...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

Edward's the fastest, Emmett's the strongest, but Jasper can sit in a corner and still make you feel jealous!

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

id like to put some witty stuff up here too, and while I have a Word Document on my computer about 20 pages long filled with mottos and sayings, i dont think ill put them ALL up here hehe that may just bore you to death!! so here are just a few of my absolute fave!

Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass.

I try to keep an open mind, but not so open my brains fall out.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The sum I.Q. of the world is a constant. The more people, the more idiots.

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

I wish my T.V. had a knob for intelligence, there's one marked "brightness", but it doesn't work.

We are in a society of denial. With products such as 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butter' and 'I can't Believe Its a Girdle' who could think otherwise?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

It's always the last place you look... Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after I found it?!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic - Fear of long words. (Its true!)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

I used to be normal; until I met the freaks I call my friends.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Ok anyway, yea, thats A FEW!! I like the last one especially, it gives a general confidence boost!

And I LOVE this, its so incredibly sweet:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

So when i think of more stuff to put on my profile, i will, but for now, Thats all folks!! -hehe Looney Toons!