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Author has written 2 stories for Detective School Q, and Naruto. Why are you bothering? This is probably a waste of your time... but if you must... Name: (i can't tell ya...) Age: (sorry...not that either...) Country: Philippines (insult my country, and you pay in blood...) Gender: Female School: (none o' yer business...) Person: (you can find that out for yerself, can't ya?) Likes: Reading, drawing, using the internet, watching TV(mostly anime), eatin, sleeping(AsterisMiko...don't get any ideas...AND THAT GOES FOR ANY OTHER GREEN PRESON OUT THERE, YA HEAR ME?), musing over life, death and other matters, psychology(I'm not in an asylum, mind you...), any type of snake or bird Dislikes: Green-minded people(even if they're my best friends), siblings, anything too girly, shopping(for clothes, accesories, et cetera...priorities, I don't mind...), schoolwork, nagging(courtesy of the female members of my immediate family), SPIDERS(that goes beyond dislike...you could say loathing...), the misunderstanding in my life(though it's okay... it gives me a reason to be alone...), and my overtalkative younger siblings...umm, I already said that, right? |
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Keep Away From Me by Harahettabacasaru reviews
Well it a SanzoxGoku fic and maybe a little GojyoxHakkai. Goku dreams about the ikkou thinks that he dosn't exist this was all a part of the plan of an evil youkai named Yuu that needed a heratic to revive his master. REVIEW PLEASE
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 2/3/2006
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Ninja Magic by Cher Zephyris reviews
HIATUS A team of Jounins Naruto, Neji and a OC are sent from Konoha on a longterm mission concerning Orochimaru in the Wizarding world, having to stay at Hogwarts for a year! How will the Jounins survive their stay in the foreign country?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,031 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/4/2005
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Haunted by NamiJenova reviews
Summary: Tsunade sends everyone on a mission to a abandoned place just outside of Konoha, that is beleived to be haunted. Their job is to investigate and come back live. But what happens when weird things happen to our shinobi and they have the most scari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
SDK, on the sets by pinksnow reviews
ever wondered what happens behind the scenes on the sets of SDK?watch as our favourite SDK characters drive the director crazy.enjoy the OOCness!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Letters by Harahettabacasaru reviews
Fan Mail of fan girls to the SAIYUKI IKKOU! Please review...Oh yes and there might be some yaoi
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
30 Ways to Make Hyuuga Neji Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 SureFire ways to annoy our Byakugan user extrordinare. Requested by Garden of Everything.I thouroughly enjoyed writing this one, and hope you'll enjoy reading it. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H.
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Getting to Know More About Samurai 7 by BlakRythem reviews
CH10: Now... What happens if you let a crazy woman interview the Samurai7 cast, who has very evil intentions? True colors may be unveiled...
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Naruto Randomness by Fox Ninja reviews
Just random and very crazy things that happens in Naruto. From the 'AntiMecha Bird force four 12' To crazy take over the world nonsence, crazy squirrels and climatic fight scenes and News reports only in Naruto Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
The 12 Days of Christmas by The Demonic Ninjas 3 reviews
It's Christmas time! Tenten decides takes up the microphone and starts singing...the 12 Days of Christmas...her way! [NejiXTenten oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Shinobi's Christmas spirit by Tiarashi Arusuke reviews
With the shadows of winter creeping upon the Shinobi world, one would expect everyone getting ready for that time of the year, Christmas! But not all are happy with the seemingly picture perfect world. Join different people for their days before Christmas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005
Yakusoku by Matsuo Michiyo reviews
Only a child's innocence can melt the ice around that man's cold heart... Komachi looks for Kyuzo and then what happens next? Friendly, nonromance KyuzoxKomachi, don't worry.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2005
Farewell Gift by mia-chan mi-chan reviews
Meg's leaving! Ryu has a gift to give her... a ring? a kiss? or a teddy bear?
Detective School Q - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2005
Ask Benitora by Wolfgirl48 reviews
Benitora answers all anime characters questions!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Jobs SDK Characters Should NEVER Have by Rin Amaru reviews
Ever imagine SDK characters in real life? Well, these are the places you definately DON'T want to see them... If you can tolerate insanity, then read. Otherwise, BEWARE!
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005
Topsy Turvy by psychedelic aya reviews
[Fic request. Oneshot. MegxRyu.] “I fell on top of the ceiling and tables and chairs are screwed atop my head. And you're asking me if I'm alright?” Ryu was hurt. Meg had allergies. They were stuck in a weird room, and it was all Kyu's fault. Go figure.
Detective School Q - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
The Specter at Hashimoto manor by rhapsodizing riyoko reviews
IT'S COMPLETE!There's a new member of Class Q, a girl named Shizuko. At the same time, they get a strange new case.A specter is causing mischief in a creepy house.(this is my first fanfic! yay me)
Detective School Q - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
Sitting in a tree by half-sleeping reviews
A kissing song and the SDK cast. Mayhem, anyone?
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2005
The Haircut by ryuutsukihime reviews
[oneshot][REVISED] Tenten, what are you doing with that huge scissor?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
January 10th by Link and Luigi reviews
Only Gai would know about this random holiday and subject the students to his insane celebratory rituals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Happy Birthday and Thanks for All the Sake! by Idiom Laurels reviews
It's Yukimura's birthday! ... And then it comes... what will everyone GET FOR HIM? WHAT DOES HE WANT? WHERE AM I? I mean... how will it turn out?
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004
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Yume wa Yume: Introduction reviews
Ryuu finds out that their new classmate, MiyakiOC is a member of Pluto...what will happen to class Q? To whom does her loyalty really belong?
Detective School Q - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Random Poems reviews
Poems about the characters. Please read and review! Bits of advice somehow related to the poem. Hope ya like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006