Je suis un travesti executive.

Well, no, not really. But here's what I am: I'm the kind of person with an absolutely horrible sense of humor, and I express it with discrepancy because it's pretty easy to get sued for saying the wrong thing to the right person. I'm poor, so that wouldn't really do me any good. I'm also the kind of person that enjoys writing dramas and stories with endings that'll make you cry (especially the romance-y type with a tragic ending). My humor and wit are are too low a level to use, so I count on the fact that I might be able to make you cry. I have a wide-ranging fandom, but it usually lies in the kind of thing no one really reads/watches/plays anymore. I also hate canon pairings and like creating original characters to fuck the plot line all up. However, I assure you that none of my original characters will be disgustingly Mary-sueish (but they may be a little, because we all have our vices). I'm a grammar nut, but I make my occasional mistakes. To sum it all up: I'm a human being with a love for hobby writing, have no interest in pursuing it professionally, and do this sort of thing for fun.

I used to have a FanFiction.com account forever and ever ago, but I've long since abandoned it because I thought I was over writing fanfiction. But I'm not, as you may have noticed. Here's more self-indulgent information about myself that you probably don't care to read —

My name is Baillie, but you can call me Bai (pronounced like bay). As of July, 2008, I am officially 18. I am female, and though I may act like a boy, I assure you that I am a woman. I'm a fan of violence, Eddie Izzard, various animes, vampires, and I'm an alcoholic. But not really. Anything else you could possibly want to know, you can ask me. I'll probably tell you, I'm cool like that.