To become a dwarf you need several things…first of all, having one of them to vouch for you is compulsory. Then it's cooking lessons, cultural misunderstandings and lots of yelling, shouting and laughing. I had been lucky for once, since I met three of them…and they introduced me to their world./ starts pre-quest. slow romance. Nori/OC

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

Tahna is one of the last of her kind and makes her way through life in the guise of a male ranger. Her skills are many, but she never thought she would be recruited by a dwarf king to reclaim his homeland. However, the truth behind her mask may endanger everything the company is trying to accomplish. M for later chapters. Thorin/OC

Stella Villanueva can handle a lot of things. She's a pro at dealing with fire, yelling, and obnoxious people. What she can't handle is a bus crash that leads her and her ex-boyfriend/current almost-best friend to a group of rambunctious Dwarrows. But she does her best.

Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?

Cate Martin, a vivid reader & practiced writer, dreams of becoming a prominent author in her own right. Yet when a series of editors & publishers put her first book on hold, she turns to one of the few works that's always inspired her to persevere. However, it seems J.R.R. Tolkien's world has a few plans in store for her she hadn't quite been counting on. Book II now posted.

"There is power in kindness," her grandmother once said, "a great power in the touch of a helping hand, that can tame even the most frightening of beasts," Kaylin tried to live by a creed of kindness, to value the life of any creature above all else, to be gentle, and to lend a hand where she could. But this beast lived by a creed of death and murder, and now, she belonged to it.

Harry Potter has succeeded in all his goals. Having fulfilled a Prophecy, and ended the war, all he wants now is to rest: The peace and freedom that death offers. Magic has other ideas, however, for her blessed child. Elfling!Harry Family!Dwarves WARNING: May have triggers- Please read 1st Ch. A.N.

Waking up in the body of a very male Bilbo Baggins in a whole different world was not on the top of Laura Aldine's list. But according to Gandalf, the Valar had their reasons. Laura just wished they had bothered to ask her first.

Life blindsided me, as it often does, but never did I expect to end up in one of my favorite books. I didn't expect a lot of the things that followed really. Like the horrific nightmares involving a certain Necromancer. Or the troupe of dwarves that I started to see as family. Or falling for a guy shorter than me who I knew was going to die. Possible Thorin/OC

The most unlikely 14 year old is taken to the coldest part of the world... Antarctica There she encounters something straight out of her worst nightmare and her best dream.I don't own AVP! Everyone thank Khalthar for this person is the best beta reader.

A girl from a zombie apocalypse escapes from a horde and finds her way to the shire. (Didn't see that coming right?) Would she be an asset to the company, or is she too far gone from humanity and sanity to keep around? I hope you enjoy ( )

Bilbo Baggins fears for the day when the Breeders will come for him, as that day draws closer, an old friend visits, bringing with him, Dwarves, adventure, and hope.

Life. It is a short, painful thing. Fate. It is the defining object of all lives, yet many do not believe in it. When your life is gone, but fate has other plans, what happens next? Gwendoline knows better than anyone, and when the fate of a company of 13 dwarves, a hobbit, and a wizard lies in her hands, she is the one that will decide the path of this unlikely group. Thorin/OC

After their burglar signs the contract, the Dwarves find out Bilbo's age. Horrified, they assign a guardian to him to keep their youngest member safe. Until he'd been given his guardian, Bilbo never realised how he'd missed having family. R&R!

Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]

Thinking she has stumbled into an expensive Renaissance fair Ali just wants to find her way home. As it turns out that is easier said than done when she finds she isn't exactly in Kansas any more and those Orcs are not just highly paid actors. (oc X Thorin) Rated for some Mature material in later chapters.

Monkey D. Luffyko has just been expelled from her school and is soon enrolled to another school were she meet someone, who may just be her future soul-mate. Fem!Luffy x Male! Boa Hancock! Genderbender included with some of the other cast members!

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Insulting a dwarf hadn't been the smartest thing Harry had ever done. Cursed, he wakes up after his death as Harry Potter in a short and stout body. Living in an alien world, Harry has to adjust to his new body, stupid and crazy traditions, and all the while he has to deal with having the sole attention of the King under the Mountain. Slash. Alternative universe - no Smaug.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

After stumbling over conspiracy and intrigue that involves everyone but her, Maria Cooper falls into Middle Earth. Against her better judgement, she saves an old man trapped in a ruin and goes through yet another ordeal just to return to her world. Language Barrier (Westron vs English).

the journey to Erebor was long and hard but at last they have made it to the rich halls of Durin's Folk. The dragon may be dead their troubles are not over. Billa sacrifices everything to save her family from the goldsickness, almost losing her life in the process. But maybe in risking everything she will win it all? Girl!Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Female Bilbo

If there was one thing in the afterlife she wasn't prepared for, it was being reborn as the daughter of Konoha's 'Fabled Green Beast'. Rewrite of 'The Green Beastling' I wrote on my other profile, Sweetlilsunshine. SI/OC

Thranduil has been bothered, of late; ever since he found himself with a collection of Dwarven prisoners, as a matter of fact. He has felt a stirring in his heart he has not felt for some time; his One is near, yet it is not one of his prisoners, but a hobbit who has been hiding in order to help them.

Bridget Davis is the very definition of average. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happens to this girl...Until she finds herself stuck in Middle-Earth with more problems than just thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit to contend with. No. She can't even communicate with them, and the results nearly frighten her to death.

A cultural misunderstanding results in the dwarves believing Bilbo to be a prince. Meanwhile, Bilbo has no idea what he's done to make the dwarves be so unexpectedly nice to him and whilst he's half enjoying it, it is starting to feel a bit odd. What's a hobbit to do?

Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.