PervyKirbyhide bio
 I got tired of lurking around not being able to leave anon reviews and having to bookmark every fic I read so I finally got around to creating a profile. My only regret is that my awesome list of favorite authors/stories, that took years to compile, has been lost! T_T As you can see, I don't have any fics up yet, but all that will change one day when I quit being lazy. I have this awesome list of all the different fandoms and pairings I want to write fics for but the list is quite lengthy and won't come to fruition anytime soon so don't hold your breath. Everything I read is slash/yaoi, meaning that will be all I write (when I finally get around to it). I have a few pet peeves when it comes to fics and all that relates to them: -Kirby |
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Jealousy Isn't Always a Bad Thing by kwityerbeliaken reviews
Some shocking news of Wichita's feelings leaves Columbus in a jealous haze. But who knew that the ultimate subject of his problems with his girlfriend would end up liking Columbus instead? Tallumbus, Slash, Rated M for SMUT.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Columbus, Tallahassee]
In Heat by siany reviews
Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
I'm Yours by shadowdweller25 reviews
After seeing Sam flirt with Danny all day, Dash takes Danny to his house. Slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
It's The End of the World by Abby Ebon reviews
It's all Columbus and Tallahassee good fun. Yes, SLASH! You'll find my answer to LJ zombieland kink prompts here.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Christmas Chaos by hpgirl4ever reviews
With the Malfoy name in shambles after the war, Draco decides to stay at school for the Holidays in order to establish connections. He expected to be lonely,he expected more responsibility,but what Draco Malfoy didn't expect was to fall for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Facility by OfficerKennedy reviews
What Chris thinks will be a simple in and out job turns out to be much more when he's sent to Spain to investigate a secret facility. There he meets Leon Kennedy, his acidic new partner. What happens when both of them learn something new about themselves?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Leon S. K., Chris R.
Amenable by D.B. Rae reviews
The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jealous Monster by mikeyboixD reviews
Robin gets jealous because Kid Flash keeps flirting with the female members of the team. Robin/Kid Flash. Slash.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Maiden's Sin by MissRiRi reviews
Taki feels strange in the middle of the night after having his evening glass of wine under Klaus's hungry gaze. One shot **lemon and drug themes**
Maiden Rose/百日の薔薇 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Taki R., Klaus - Complete
Foreplay by Melodious-Productions-29 reviews
Kirk is frustrated with Spock apparent ignorance of foreplay. Is better than the summery, I promise!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Wake Up Wally by deadtodd reviews
He must have been having a really good dream because no matter what Dick 'did' he really didn't want to wake up. Look around and enjoy those lime sundaes.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Accidents by Lumeton reviews
Riku didn't mean it. He would say that every time. And every time, the brunette would believe him. He had turned into a heartless prick who abused the only person in his life who hadn't given up on him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
I Should Probably Think Of Something Wittier by deadtodd reviews
Robin really needs to learn how to relax and Kid Flash seems to be rather talented when it comes to unwinding the poor boy. Lime, but if you tilt your head and squint you'll see a squirt of lemon juice.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Pure Maiden by MissRiRi reviews
He had not asked for this, he had not asked to become the secret whore of the knight sworn to his service. One shot **lemon**.
Maiden Rose/百日の薔薇 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Taki R., Klaus - Complete
Everything's As It Should Be by ShadowWolf181 reviews
Riki decides to take a visit to Iason's penthouse. Now, he's not so sure it was a good idea... IasonxRiki YAOI If you enjoyed it then please REVIEW! Thanks! :-
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Iason Mink, Riki - Complete
Ooh La La by D.B. Rae reviews
Did you know that Vulcans ran underground 'touch' clubs? Well, now you do. Established K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Vulcan Next Door by D.B. Rae reviews
Jim could say, with absolute certainty, that his troubles started when the Vulcan moved in next door. High School, Teen, AU, Slash, Eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Carnivore's Court by AYMK00 reviews
Prompt: Chasing. With awkward!Hibari and frightened!Tsuna. Warning: Dry humping, Tuna trapping, kneeing of lower parts, and unwanted stimulation. Play nice!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
A Bump in the Night by DB2020 reviews
When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touch by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
I never understood why he felt so real. jack/tyler. M for lots of smut.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
What did you call me? by ValkerieCain reviews
Columbus is pissed of at Tallahassee for something he said, can Tallahassee make it up to him? Talumbus. rated M for my Paranoia.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Long Nights by PrincessTucker reviews
Prompt -Night
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Life by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
What else are brothers for except spontaneous changing of plans, keeping the T.V. remote from each other, and just generally fighting? Drake/Josh
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Pain by Hey Missy reviews
Drake is hurt. Josh will pay for it. Rated M for its own reasons. WARNING: strong content!
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Yesterday's Amok by Kerchan reviews
K/S. T'Pau found out that Jim didn't actually die on the sands of Vulcan during Spock's Pon Farr. And now she wants a rematch.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Yesterday is Today by RayShippouUchiha reviews
What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Prefer Bones Over Kirk by If Only I Were A Slinky reviews
Eight drabbles of the Tallahassee/Columbus sort. SLASH. Includes talk of Buck and Star Trek. Columbus always will be, and always has been, a nerd. Rated for language and a scene of sexuality.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
His by demonlifehealer reviews
Tallahassee has to make Ohio understand that he belongs to him, whether Columbus likes it or not. Angst! Yaoi! Possessive Talla/Confused Ohio!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
House of Cards by Poisoned Honey reviews
D/J The progression of their relationship. But when Josh kissed Drake, his brain completely short circuited. The rest of the world fell away, and he didn’t think of anything at all, floated on the tip of Drake’s tongue and the edges of Drake’s hips.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Rule Number Thirty Nine by If Only I Were A Slinky reviews
Rule #39 in Z-land: Don't get in a separate car with Tallahassee. I learned this the hard way while traveling in a car with just him and I. Tallahassee/Columbus
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Winter Chills by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Danny never could stand the Christmas holiday, and when he's been waiting for his boyfriend out in the snow he can't help but feel a little irritated. What's Dash to do? Why, molest him of course! A Danny/Dash holiday fic. Rated M for yaoi alley luving.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Journal Entry by Rin0rourke reviews
Say I’m an idiot, that I’m selling myself too cheaply, but you don’t know me, not the real me, and you didn’t have to go through what I’ve gone through. How would you know if you’d react differently? I don’t think you would have. Don’t.Judge. Me. m/m
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Dash B., Danny F.
What Was Lost Will Be Found by Valie reviews
Abandoned by Sylar, Luke treks along the highway until he comes across a motel where he stops to rest. Set during 3x13 "Building 26". -Slash- -Smut- -AUish- -Angst- -Hurt/comfort-
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Luke C., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Lay All Your Love on Me by Neross-qod reviews
Jealousy affects the best of us. Even those of us who are half ghost. A Dash/Danny one-shot not Cannon slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
I am Jack's Missing Pieces by Medulla Oblongata reviews
Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Selfish Generosity by GESTALTminds reviews
Not all of Sylar's victims are weak.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Luke C. - Complete
I Am Jack's Dull Head Ache by Trashlife reviews
My first fic. Jack/Tyler. Rated M just to be safe. WARNINGS: Contains what I think is minor slash. IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUY ON GUY DON'T READ IT. Also Contains violence and minor/major language.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Kind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mrs Right by SprohmC reviews
I've always been searching for Mrs. Right. The woman that would complete me. No one ever felt right. Zelloyd. Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
For The Sport of It by Tokyo Kitty reviews
Women have become too easy a target for Zelos the eternal lady's man. With no challenge left in seducing women Zelos takes to seducing men. Namely Lloyd on a fateful short stay in Altamira. Now can this one time relation blossom into a more long term one?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
Tyler's Jack by QuixoticLullaby reviews
Tyler/Narrator slash *you got warned* Jack just always thought that Tyler would pick him over Project Mayhem.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Slave by gorgeousbowneyesslash reviews
“How does it feel, Miss Granger, to see your precious Golden Boy, the only one wanting me to fight this, the only one left to support my cause?” They thought Harry was dead. But the truth is much worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Undeserving by half-sleeping reviews
Xanxus is the most ungrateful bastard alive. X27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Puppets Stage by Auryn Luna reviews
It wasn’t always like this, Peter thought. [PeterxNathan. INCEST! Slash. Spoiler free.]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Just a little Sound by Ziven reviews
[Post canon, M/M] How far is Zelos willing to go to make the 'magic' happen? Lock Lloyd in an innroom in Triet, apparently. -Lloyd x Zelos-
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - [Lloyd I., Zelos W.] - Complete
Deciding Factor by firewolfsg reviews
Jack Krauser has a decision to make regarding his future. And Leon Kennedy finds himself on an abnormal mission. Warnings: Noncon, gang, spanking & general Leon abuse. JackxLeon TyrantsxLeon OthersxLeon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Leon S. K., J. Krauser - Complete
Reluctant Obsessions by firewolfsg reviews
Long before Resident Evil 4 takes place, Jack Krauser takes notice of a little blond guy who comes in with a new batch of recruits at the training camp where he's currently ensconced... Questionable Consent Krauser x Leon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Leon S. K., J. Krauser - Complete
Warning Signs by falsechaos reviews
Slash. All the warning signs were there in the end, Danny had no one to blame but himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete