Hiya...

:ABOUT ME:I'm an 18 year old male, I live in CA, and I love teen titans and XBOX live...gamer tag is...you guessed it, Prince V. Matter of fact...everything I've ever done/played online, I've used the tag Prince V. So if you've ever seen it before, chances are, it's me. EXCEPT FOR a myspace page i recently found under the name Prince V, the bastard hijacked my tag!! ITS NOT ME!!

I'm 6'1: 160 pounds and well built, unlike the tall and toothpick thin kids my age:I have brown hair that changes depending on the season and green/brown eyes that change depending on what I wear and the weather. Can't describe my looks but most say I'm pretty hot :) yea yea I know..."I can say anything over the net" and yea...I can...so take it as you will.

BTW...any stalkers out there who are reading this might want to rethink coming after me, Why? Well...
1. I study multiple forms of karate/Kung fu (the kind where, if the fight lasts longer than 5 seconds...you're doing something wrong!).
2. I train regularly at a shooting range with semi and fully-automatic weapons, and I've got the ex-navy seal that works there scared :)

:THE KITCHEN: Come here to find out what everyone's favorite (not really) Author is cooking up! Check back often to get progress updates on suspended works!(please note: unless otherwise specified, all works mentioned are Teen Titans or Teen Titans BASED, thank you.)

So far we have:
3 short song-fic one-shots(two suspended indefinitly, one almost done).
1 idea for a long, multi-chap-epic-action-drama-crossover-fic-of-doom.
1 medium sized randomish one-shot of fluffy nothingness(50 percent complete).
1 short plotless lemon that might tie in with an afore-mentioned song-fic that I may not post.
and 1 Xmen-evo one-shot that's almost pure smut that I ,again, might not even post(done, have yet to decide if I'll post here).

:LIKES:...
SUGAR!...
Women, Chicks, Girls, Females, Fems, Dames, Shelas...
Teen Titans Fan Fiction.
Hacking random public access computers for fun.
Fixing electronics (mainly computers)
Video Games.
Science.
Flash videos.
My Friends.
Marvel comics/movies.

:DISLIKES:
Democratic views
Racists (Can't we all just get along?)
Taxes
Glitchy Games
Gang-Bangers, or as I call 'em, Bang Gangers
Egotistical People
Vegetables
Punks
Skateboarders
Health Insurance Companies
Teen age boys with long hair
Goths that are so into Goth that they look like "freak-shows"
Trolls (!DIE TROLLS DIE!)
Anything containing Pumpkin
Pollution

PAIRINGS I...

LIKE:. starxrob,cyxbee,cyxjinx, femslash/yuri(see below)

LOVE:.bbxrae

DISLIKE:.bbxstar,robxterra.

HATE:. robxrae,cyxrae, any yaoi pairings

TOLERATE:.bbxterra

Any Pairing not mentioned above goes into either the Dislike or Hate categories

- note: I like femslash. I'm a "hormonally challenged" teenage male... kinda my guilty pleasure.

LATEST OBSESSION:. "Battlefield Bad Company 2: "ha-HA!" *stabs enemey* -Me (I'm pro BTW)...Updated 6/5/10

:FAVORITE:...

FORUM SIG's:...
~Breathe Deep, Seek Peace
~Peace Through Justice, Justice Through Strength, Strength Through Peace
~Apathy Is Death

VIDEO GAMES:
MechAssault 2
LEFT 4 DEAD
ShadowRun
Gears of War
Bioshock
Chromehounds
Command and Conquer 3 (And 'Kane's Wrath')
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Star Wars Republic Commando
Star Wars BattleFront 2
Hulk Ultimate Destruction
The Metroid series
The Battlefield series
The Sly Cooper series
The Ratchet and Clank series

TV SHOWS:.
MEGAS XLR
Scrubs
Boston Legal
Heroes
TEEN TITANS!
Kim Possible
How It's Made
Duck dodgers
Looney toons
X-men: The animated series
X-men Evolution
Myth Busters
iCarly
Samurai Jack
SpongeBob(yes, I do like that show, everyone does wether they admit it or not!)

MUSIC:. A lot of old bands...I don’t like jazz, blues, punk or rap, but anything else is pretty much cool with me.
Styrofoam
Papa Roach
Flyleaf
Within Temptation
Boston
Heart
Enya
Simon and garfunckle
Eiffel 65
Weird Al
Cat Stevens
As I Lay Dying
All That Remains
Fort Minor
Peter Gabriel
Linkin Park
America
Evanescence
...and alota songs from bands whom I like only one or two songs from.

SPORTS:. Used to be only baseball but I've recently come to like football (the American kind LOL) and golf

SAYINGS:...

Walk softly but carry a big stick (Theodore Roosevelt)

I would rather fight with 2 or 3 lions then 2 or 3 hundred sheep (Sun Tzu: the art of war)

Time heals all wounds, execpt the ones it makes (me)

Everyone falls, those who refuse to notice are enlightened by the ground.(me)

Time can buy money, but money can't buy time. now, which is more precious? (me)

It is not the mountain before you that slows your path, it is the pebble in your shoe (unknown at the time)

Peace through Justice, Justice through Strength, Strength through Peace (me)

The Cake is a LIE! (Portal, The Orange Box)

In college, the motivational system of "the carrot and the stick" changes; beer becomes the carrot and coffee is the stick.(my cousion Josh)

Take only photos, leave only foot prints (unknown):. many tourists need to learn this

Breath mints don't hide stinky ideas (me) -ever been to a board meeting anyone?

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired and red in the eyes (me):. I'm a late sleeper

You laugh at me because im different, I laugh at you because you're all the same (unknown) -I live my life by this one

Be who you are, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter don't mind.(unknown) -same here:)

It's not the amount of years in your life, but the life in your years that matters (unknown)

Every man, at some point in life, must "get down on his knees to catch his breath", a smart man uses this time to pray.(my dad)

:THINGS I BELIEVE IN: Jesus, honor, truth, love and Peace

AND NOW!...-"if you...xyz...copy and paste this in your profile"- everyone has 'em and I'm no different, some are copied, some are my own...enjoy!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, imfromjupiter, spam29rice, Prince V

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who requires the above bus...but doesn't deserve to have it over that quickly copy this into your profile.(lol...that's one from me : )

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Dance of the Soul, Avatarfanatic5, Phantom Owl Dragon, E.W.A Emo With Attitude, Prince V

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your Profile and add you're name.Phantom Owl Dragon, E.W.A Emo With Attitude, Prince V

If you believe that Samus would TOTALLY OWN Master Chief, with, or without a suit, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you've ever been flamed by a mindless troll copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with the BBxRae couple copy this into your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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SOME FUNNY PROVERBS

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,
five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day .

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

AND ANOTHER SET

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY.

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR...

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. ...luv that 1!!

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT?

30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
...heh heh...funny, neh?

That's it for me, but if you would plz read some of my stuff and drop a review, even if its just "its good' or "needs work" or something cause if you're an author too, you know how nice it is to have those tasty reviews : )

~Breathe Deep, Seek Peace

-Prince V