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Fanfiction is very possibly the biggest secret indulgence ever. I spent entirely too much time reading this stuff, but everyone's ridiculously well-crafted stories only fuel my addiction...damn it. And boy do I want to say everything here is trash, but I enjoy it far too much to desecrate the holy archives that are Fanfiction. Now that I've come out as a fanfic addict, all I have to say is that I'm 18 and my name is Naomi. |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6784 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 4,220 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9151 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9940 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Massage Therapy by Gemgirl65 reviews
"I knew I was in trouble the minute I saw her naked back." Therapist by day, musician by night, Edward gets more than he bargained for when indie label scout Bella comes to his firm for treatment. One touch will unravel their secrets...but are they ready?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 308,939 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,746 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4682 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete