Hello, wonderful reader! Welcome to my profile. Yeah I'm weird but I don't care! I have a big passion for animals and I own two cats and one dog. My black cat is Pint, he is 15 years old (as of 2018) and is lovely. My grey cat is Milo, he is three (as of 2018) and is a bit crazy. He also can be sweetheart but he can also be the devil. My dog is Oliver, he is 12 years old (2018) and is cute and very loud. I love all of my pets and hope to become a marine biologist in the future. My fandoms are Flash (2014 TV show), PJO and basically all of Rick Riordan's series, Harry Potter, Young Justice, His Dark Materials, The Secret Series, Legends of Tomorrow, MacGyver (2016 TV Show), The Last Dragon Chronicles, The Remnant Chronicles, Voltron, Dear Evan Hansen, Hamilton, The Mortal Instruments (books, NOT THE TV SHOW), The Infernal Devices (which personally, I thought was a thousand times better than TMI), Avatar The Last Airbender (TV Show), MARVEL, Age of Legends and probably more that I can’t think of right now. So far, I’ve only written this one fanfiction (Long Lost Sisters) but I’m planning to write more in the near future.

Ah, yes I guess some of you are wondering so...

I was sorted on Pottermore as a Gryffindor and a Thunderbird. My patronus is a dolphin and my wand is Cypress wood with a Unicorn hair core 10 3/4" and a slightly springy flexibility.

I'm a Greek demigod and a child of Poseidon. My weapon is Elilikrineia. It's a Greek sword made of celestial bronze. The sword is enchanted so in order to use this blade your intentions must be pure and honest. It was forged on Olympus and a gift from Apollo.

If I were to have superpowers, I would love to have the ability to create force fields, telekinesis (or anything to do with the mind, ex. read minds), and being able to communicate with animals.

Here's something to think about...

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

See that boy doing homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly with out it too

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. Please help spread the word!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his or her skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic.net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard… COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER

"I quit," said Rick Riordan.

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tanhks

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), DanielledaughterOfDeathanMagic (USA), Cynder2013 (Canada), IcyAltheon (Ireland), Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Cupcakes (USA), SuperDuperFandomGirl (USA), IcyFox17 (Canada)

If u have ever copyd and pasted one of these things onto ur profille, and then really felt the urge to edit it becaus the person who originaly wrote it left a typo and/or grammar misteke in it, copy and paste this onto ur profille.

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (Raiding pantries is a great bonding experience, kids!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop (I TOTALLY DO!!!), put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (this is for a guy)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

STOP JUDGING

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

Prepare to cry if you read this. I did.

True story. Now, I hope that all of you who think that life if perfect, all of you who think that it'll stay that way forever, get that it won't be like that for ever. And that you won't just sit back, not worrying one bit about the next day, because you have everything right now. News flash, everything and anything could change your life at the worst times, and not always for the good. You could lose everything.
If this story made you think about life, or anything in general, really isn't 'permanent', or that you totally agree with me, copy this onto your profile, and send this same message that I just sent you. Remember, NOTHING IS PERMANENT.

I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate.

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it.

3. And discover that it’s a lie.

4. You are now smiling because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I decided to show something somewhat nicer/funny. I found this on someone else’s profile and yes, I fell for it.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Or this)

1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity in your life:

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write for stolen goods.

Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

Sing Along At The Opera.

Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep were all composed by Mozart.

-Be insane. Well-behaved women rarely make history-

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS

PJ fans need to have this on their profile:

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

How to become a supervillain:

1. Find someone/something you hate

2. Begin brooding on that person/thing

3. Sit in chairs with stuffed cats and stroke the stuffed cats while practising evil laugh

4. Once evil laugh is mastered, commence diabolical plan to get superpowers

5. When superpowers are obtained, create diabolical plan number two to eliminate the thing/person you hate

You know you are a fan of the TV Show The Flash if...

Normal People: When a police car goes by ignore it.

Flash Fans: When a police car goes by they look for a red/gold blur following the car.

Normal People: When they see a plane make the sound barrier say "Awesome."

Flash Fans: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say, "Meh...Flash can run faster than that."

Normal People: Like the colors yellow with red highlights.

Flash Fans: Hate yellow with red highlights because it is the Reverse Flash colors.

Normal People: Watch vampire diaries or Supernatural over and over (-insert barfing noise here-)

Flash Fans: Watch the Flash over and over again.

Normal People: Try to state how fast Mach 1.1 is.

Flash Fans: Say 'Mach 1.1 is 874 miles per hour which means...SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY! YEAH!"

Normal People: When being mugged expect police to save them.

Flash Fans: When being mugged expect the Flash to save them.

Normal People: When a green arrow is shot at them they scream and run in the other direction.

Flash Fans: When a green arrow is shot at them they shout, "Hey Barry? Tell Oliver to move the training session else where! And prevent him from using me as a target."

Normal People: When someone buys a lot of food they ask, "How are you going to eat that?"

Flash Fans: When someone buys a lot of food they say, "How many Metahumans did Flash go against this time?"

Normal People: When they hear something large in the bushes scream and run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they hear something large in the bushes say, "If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I would not be nearly as frightened right now."

Normal People: If they witness a poisonous gas attack they try to call 911.

Flash Fans: Run the other way and pray that the 'Mist' doesn't get them.

Normal People: When being stuck in a sudden storm they drive on ignoring it.

Flash Fans: When being stuck in a sudden storm shout, "Mark knock it off!"

Normal People: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame a random person standing nearby.

Flash Fans: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame Roy G Bivalo.

Normal People: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they sit down with a bowl of popcorn.

Normal People: Want any old sweatshirt.

Flash Fans: Want a S.T.A.R Labs sweatshirt.

Normal People: Are confused with the names Cisco calls Metahumans or movie references).

Flash Fans: Say, "Seriously Cisco?"

or (for second option)

Say, "(Insert any movie his reference is referenced from).

Normal People: When seeing the Flash are like 'whatever'

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash say, "Nice meeting you...I'm going to pass out now from happiness."

Normal People: When seeing a giant wormhole they scream and panic

Flash Fans: Cross their fingers and hope Flash can stop it without causing another breach to a parallel universe.

Normal People: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they either light a lighter and throw it at him or turn on a fire hydrant in his direction.

Normal People: If they see a giant 'Man-shark' (—cough King Shark—) they run and try to avoid getting into any body of water.

Flash Fans: Build a giant laser weapon or throw a pressurized scuba tank into its mouth (while it is releasing the gas) and lighting a match and throwing it at the tank.

Normal People: If they see a man with electricity sparking around him and a half melted face they just stare or back slowly away.

Flash Fans: Hope they have a speed dampener handing or a gun that sprays liquid nitrogen handy (Sorry Barry).

Normal People: If they see a giant gorilla they scream and faint.

Flash Fans: They either get a higher power tranquillizer gun, a earpiece that prevents mindreading, create a speed cannon, or call up a friend that has Curtiss Helldivers (King Kong reference).

Normal People: When they see a man with wings they scream and faint.

Flash Fans: When they see a man with wings they cross their arms, glare and say, "I swear if you throw me off the side of a building Carter I will make sure Kendra throttles you."

or (optional)

"Don't tell me. I've been reborn several times over the centuries."

Normal People: When they see a man throwing knives at them they hide.

Flash Fans: When they see a man throwing knives at them they serious hope the Flash and Arrow are nearby.

Normal People: When they see the Trickster they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they see the Trickster they a) make sure not accept any packages from him and b) get a drone with a humongous magnate on the bottom.

Normal People: Want Supergirl to win a race against the Flash.

Flash Fans: Want Flash to win a race against the Flash (which he totally would).

Normal People: When they see a man with blue lightning sparking around them they faint or try running away from him.

Flash Fans: When they see Zoom they wait till he is distracted and try to find a place they can hide (preferably in the pipeline at S.T.A.R Labs).

Normal People: Do not understand why Barry prevented his mother's murder and do not react upon hearing the news.

Flash Fans: Want to either reach through the television screen and strangle Barry or try to invent a machine that allows them to travel across the multiverse to smack him.

Normal People: See Julian Albert and claim he looks like Draco Malfoy or ask him if he is related to Tom Felton

Flash Fans: Crack a joke about Death Eaters/Dementors and ask if he knows any personally

Normal People: Ask Cisco to build them a drone

Flash Fans: Ask Cisco to install the Metahuman tracking app on their phone (and a drone)

Flash fans must have this on their profile. I will try to extend this over time.

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoè

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.

Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that fandom themselves.

Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is for people who make the impossible reality.

Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different.

Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is for people who talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in Creative Writing.

Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is for superheroes, bionics, wizards and talking dogs trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Fanfiction is for people who want to share their gift of writing with the world.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

95% Of the girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games, repost this if you are the 5% that would just volunteer just to chase him around with a (Very) pointy stick!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

PJO THIS OR THAT !!!

Percy or Jason: Percy no contest!! Jason doesn't even come close

Annabeth or Piper: Annabeth:) I like Piper, but my heart will always belong to Annabeth.

Greece or Rome: Greece! No contest! I am going there at one point in my life.

Octavian or Rachel: Rachel, duh! Octavian killed Perry for the gods' sake! Rachel is kind and Octavian is evil.

Zeus or Hades: Hades, cause he's not like everyone says and he's Nico's daddy!

Poseidon or Hermes: Poseidon! I really like his character and I... dunno, it's just that Hermes never resonated with me.

Athena or Aphrodite: Oooo... This is a hard one. I mean Athena's all wise and stuff but can definetely be mean, but then Aphrodite... she can also be mean (look at how she's messed with peoples lives before). I think I might go Aphrodite but honestly I have no idea.

Artemis or Hera: Well, this is a no brainer. Artemis!!! Hera is cruel, stole Percy, is sooooooo mean to Annabeth. Artemis is cool, loves the moon and stars (me too!) and she's my favourite goddess/god. So, really no contest. At all.

Apollo or Dionysus: Umm can I pick both? Dionysus is funny and I know deep down (very, very deep down) he cares a lot about his campers. Apollo, though... he's also funny and I know he cares about certain people (Meg). Hmmm... maybe Apollo... Yeah I think Apollo.

Ares or Hephaestus: Hephaestus because Ares is ... not someone I like :( plus I think Hephaestus is funny

PJO or HOO: HoO. You know, at first I liked PJO, than I just reread HoO and nah, HOO IS WAY BETTER!

Percy or Luke: PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kronos or Gaea: Gaea, she's pretty badass and a lot smarter than Kronos ;D

Ambrosia or nectar: I don't know... Both?

If you and/or your best friend acts weird and is viewed by society as a strange, strange person, add this to your profile.

These are hysterically funny.

-Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
-Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.
-When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.
-Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.-Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?
-He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.
-Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say...
"WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"
-Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

-Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You get straight A's. (I always get that one B in gym lol)

You love/like reading.

You don't care what you look like

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What does that have to do with anything?)

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number.

Total: 2

Well I'm a geek everyone! Who's surprised. *silence* Yeah, me neither.

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart;

I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart."

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...All people who die in Battle of the Labyrinth

...Everyone who died in the 2nd Titan War

...Bob, Damasen, and Small Bob, who are presumed dead after fighting Tartarus to save Percy and Annabeth

...Kronos NOT!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! (Okay so no I don't do this, but I thought it was hilarious)

If you have ever quoted something from your favorite show around a person that has never seen it, copy and paste this into your profile (sadly, yes...many times...)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what genius came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile

(\_/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

If you are the first one in and last one out, if you would rather go on an adventure with your best friend than anything else, then go do that, leave us to our fangirling. Here we are the first one in a book and the last one out, here we would rather go on an adventure with our favorite character then anyone. Repost if you agree.

If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile!

If, when you imagine the characters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123,SumerSnow, Silverwolvesarecool, IcyFox17

I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx *Thunder*

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what Instagram or Snapchat is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

It's a way of life you know.

If your a demigod copy and paste this on your profile Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

Gods and Goddesses of Mt. Olympus Pledge:

I shall remember Zeus

When I see lightning in the sky

I shall remember Athena

When an owl's flying high

I shall remember Poseidon

Whenever I'm at sea

I shall remember Ares

When someone's mean to me

I shall remember Hades

When I think of someone passed away

I shall remember Aphrodite

When it's Valentine's Day

I shall remember Artemis

When I see an arrow and a bow

I shall remember Hestia

When a fire brightly glows

I shall remember Dionysus

When I see someone drinking wine

I shall remember Demeter

When the plants are growing fine

I shall remember Apollo

When I see the gleaming sun

I shall remember Hermes

When I see someone on the run

I shall remember Hera

When I hear of a queen

I shall remember Hephaestus

When I see an invention that's extreme

Wherever I go, Whatever I see

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason,

when I fly in a plane

I promise to remember Piper,

when someone never gets their say.

I promise to remember Leo,

when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth,

when someone misses someone far, far away.

I promise to remember Percy,

when I see someone love to ride a boat.

I promise to remember Hazel,

when I see someone not going to gloat.

I promise to remember Frank,

when someone is different then expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna,

when I see a leader who has an important need.

I promise to remember Octavian,

when I see a law with a catch

I promise to remember Don the Faun,

when someone is in need of cash.

I promise to remember HoO,

wherever I may hide.

So share this on your profile

So you can show your pride!

You know you’re a huge Percy Jackson fan when:

1. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2. You laugh, smile, or chuckle whenever you hear the word “dam/n.

3. You know which pages the good parts are on.

4. You checked to make sure you vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

5. You star t hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

6. You may or may not have started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

7. You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

8. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

9. You're constantly thinking: "If I were Percy Jackson, I blah blah blah."

10. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

11. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

12. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

13. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

14. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

15. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

16. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

17. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

18. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

19. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

20. You dream about PJO every night.

21. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Mostly Hera)

22. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

23. You know PJO better then most sane people

24. You have links to every great PJO site

25. You add things to the list every day

26. You know what you would do if you were Percy

27. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

28. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

29. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

30. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

31. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

32. You are trying to learn Greek

33. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

34. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

35. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

36. You have an instant crush on Nico!

37. You just have to research more about greek mythology

38. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT (I really really want to do this).

39. You want to learn Latin

40. You copy/paste this onto your profile

41. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

42. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

43. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

44. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

45. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

46. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

47. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

48. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

49. You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

50. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

51. You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

52. You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

53. You try to convince your friends to read PJO

54. You can quote complete conversations from the book.

55. You say "oh my gods" instead of "OMG"

56. You click into every PJO tab you see.

57. You draw PJO related things.

58. You have a PJO related profile picture

59. You write Riptide (or Anaklusmos) on all of your pens, hoping they'll turn into a sword.

60. You make plans with your friends to sneak onto a train during your DC trip, go to New York, find Camp Half-Blood, and visit Mount Olympus

61. You look for Hephaestus's sign on all buildings hoping to find an entrance to the Labyrinth

62. Whenever you play capture-the-flag, you decide: are you a Hunter? Or a camper? (Tough decision, right? Unless you're a guy. Sorry, dudes.)

63. During capture-the-flag, you wish with all your might you had a sword and/or bring a ballpoint pen.

64. You pretend-or actually-faint when someone says “Who’s Percy Jackson?

65. You throw sand dollars into the Hudson Bay, or any river or lake.

66. If you say powerful names, you glance at the sky in fear.

67. You swear on the River Styx

68. You plan to tell the doorman of the Empire State Building that you need to go to the 600th floor.

69. You rub statue’s feet for good luck.

70. You classify everyone you meet as a mortal, satyr, or demigod. (if demigod, who their parent is.)

71. You look for Pan in your local park.

72. You eat lots of Enchiladas.

73. You chant Maia! At your new pair of shoes.

74. You suspect you evil math teacher is a Fury.

75. You see a spider and think Arachne wants to murder you.

76. You have at least 20 other things to add to this list.

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. (Also sometimes. Other times, I'm just like nope.)

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (Doesn't everyone at school!?)

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides. (Meh, sometimes, but they mostly terrify me)

You are hydrophobic.

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.(No, at home. Reading)

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (Literally planning to become a marine biologist so...)

You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

4/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

3/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Yep, every year.)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I have at least three.)

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. (Don't have one)

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (Okay, that's a maybe.)

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup. (No... I really hate having it on. It's just so uncomfortable.)

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (Meh.)

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.'

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

Lol, yeah no way.

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Like? Yes. Can? That's another story.)

1/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

So I am a hunter of Artemis. YES!!! I've always loved her, she's my favourite goddess.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100

] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

[x ] Brown - $50

] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[ ]Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[ ]5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[x] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[ ] Under 5'4" - $0

Total: $235

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $335

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ x]First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total: $655

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[x]No - $600

Total so far: $1255

Vision?

[x ]Perfect vision - $400

[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1655

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750

[ ]Red - $600

] Black - $100

[ ]Yellow -$475

] Brown - $300

[ ]Purple - $225

] White - $400

[x] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[x] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

] Other - $500

Total: $3055

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] some - $750

TOTAL:$4055

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile.

You know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter when…

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO FANFICTION WHEN:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? (Except for Percy Jackson)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

1. You know what house you and all your friends are in.

2. You have a Pottermore account.

3. You once mailed yourself a Hogwarts letter

4. You own a wand and other HP merchandise

5. You’ve tried to cook Hogwarts food including Butterbeer.

6. Harry Potter world is your dream vacation destination.

7. You have memorised at least fifteen spells

8. You have strong opinions (good or bad) about the films

9. You make constant Harry Potter references.

10. When you hear the word “always” you tear up

11. You can add a lot more things to this list

Here’s a joke I found online and its literally me!

me making new friends*

Me: Sooo… You guys wanna hear a joke?

Them: …uh

Me: Ok! How does Kronos like his coffee?

Them:

Me: LUKEwarm lol!

Them:

Me: What did Voldemort say when he had one pin left in bowling?

Them:

Me: KILL THE SPARE OMG

Them:

Me: OK OK this one is good. What's Finnick's favourite game???

Them:

Me: TRUTH ODAIR HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING OMG

Them:

Me: …Too soon?

Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his descriptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teacher's last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, Rose Haven, i luv niki4444, ivyknightfire, AngelHeartObsession, Jupitergirl132, IHeartThePercyJacksonBooks, randomosity4arty, Writer432., CrazyWriter7586, Percyjacksonfan3, IcyFox!7

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Water Owl, TheLittleDeformedOne, Kori A Grayson, ImpossibleThings12, KWalkerSolo, IcyFox17

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Now, I’m sorry for the people who are like, “Uggghhh, when will this end???” Well that’s just me. Yeah I’m obsessed with way too many fandoms. Oh, well. Now I guess this is the end. I just want to say that you are all beautiful people! Bye!