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Name:Not telling

Age: 7,417,200 minutes old

Birthday: Feb. 15

Hobbies: Being bored, drawing, reading, playing videogames, being random, being and all around moron, eating sugar,sleeping, music, and playing my bass :3

Favorite Anime/Manga/Games:

Death Note

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

Axis Power Hetalia

Naruto

Lucky Star

Ranma 1/2

Azumanga Daioh

King of Thorn

Phoenix Wright- Ace Attorney

Neon Genesis Evangelion

And a lot more that I'm too lazy to type XD

Favorite Characters-

L, Matt, Mello, Matsuda, Ryuk (DN)

Rena, Mion, Shion, Hanyuu, Satoshi, Keiichi (HnNKn)

Russia, UK, China, Germany, Italy/Chibi Italia (APH)

Gaara, Tobi, Dedara, Shikamaru, Hinata (Naruto)

Minoru, Konota, the people of the anime store (The Ledgendary Girl A parts XD) (LS)

Osaka, Chiyo, Sakaki, Yukari (Azumanga)

Marco, Alice, Kasumi (KoT)

Edgeworth, Phoenix, Godot, Maya, Larry, Pearl, Daliha (PW:AA)

Rei, Gendo, Penpen (NGE)

Favorite Pairings:

LightxMisa,MattxMello (Not so much now) (DN)

MionxKeiichi, ShionxSatoshi (HnNKn)

USAxUK,RussiaxChina, GermanyxItaly (APH)

NaruxHina, ShikaxTema, LeexSaku (Naruto)

MarcoxKasumi (Lolz, thats really questionable XD) (KoT)

Phoenix x Edgeworth , Phoenix x Maya, DiegoxMia, (PW:AA)

ReixShinji (NGE)

If you are a man in a white coat that is coming to take me away...I have an excuse! Well, there were these giant flying monkeys, and they had giant bananas, and they were hitting people with them...What? You don't believe me?

You can't spell ELMO without EMO

Did you just call me a bitch!? Well, a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so, thanks for the compliment!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnY's GiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, The Purple Obsessed Emberflame, Rainpath, Draelya,furuba8080, LarvaxMiyu31,pSycHorIkOchaN

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.(i dont own a single thing from abercrombie)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting "Die, squirrel beasts, die!", copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

STD stands for the Sasori Tobi and Deidara you silly people!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the only girl in school that was too lazy to read TWILIGHT...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like muffins.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile (So I lost a battle with myself a couple dozen times, what are you implying?)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Frankly my dear, Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone, put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? If two mouse are mice, then why aren't two houses hice? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you You're weird. Copy this and paste it on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) You don’t stay in touch with your friends because they don’t have a screen name or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

(feel free to copy and paste into your profile)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over the Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk and Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Don t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often as Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out to Eat With a Serious Face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along at the Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days in Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes out the ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

20. And the Final Way to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Smile and Give Everybody Hugs!!

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Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Four for Dinner by Abarero reviews
He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2009 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Gelato by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Once in a while, Feliciano’s ideas weren’t so terrible. Germany/Italy fluff. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What Once was Stolen by L'Arc en Coeur reviews
IvanXYao. Kiku sided with the Axis during World War II and, after dealing a critical blow to Yao, left the Chinese man to die. But, despite the turmoil, Yao might still find happiness with Ivan--that is, only if Ivan can overcome his remorse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Turnabout Torturers by Peoplepersonsof DooM reviews
Phoenix,Maya,Mia,Godot,Franziska,Edgeworth,and Larry are all gonna go to hell! No, seriously they're going on a road trip to hell. Why? Dahlia Hawthorne of course! "You can't punish the dead." They plan to prove her wrong...it's payback time. Incomplete.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008
Naruto AT MY SCHOOL! by ANiMEGiR311 reviews
Celine and Angela are off to there new school, but their classmates and teachers are far from ordinary,BECAUSE THERE THE NARUTO CHARACTERS! OOC AND CRACK ABOUND! Rated T to be safe... *A bit of crossover involved but mostly Naruto*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007
Akatsuki AT MY HOUSE! by SinsXIII reviews
A spin off of AnimeGir311's "Naruto....AT MY SCHOOL!" By AnimeGir 311 rated T for language. Imagine living with the Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
The L Song! by ANiMEGiR311 reviews
I made this cause I was bored, its to the tune of the Cloud/Sora/Roxas song Oneshot, enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/5/2008 - L - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
The Obscure Orphanage by WallofIllusion reviews
CROSSOVER WITH SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. As Mr. Poe, incompetent as ever, struggles to find the Baudelaires a new guardian, the orphans are taken in briefly by the Wammy's House...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006
Fourth Isn't So Bad by DragonStorm85 reviews
One-shot. Tenten reflects on her disadvantages and stengths in the seemingly bias ranking system of Konoha. She may not have a bloodline limit or be the student of a lengendary kunoichi, but she's still one tough girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Maya Fey: Fangirl Extraordinaire reviews
Maya always knew that Phoenix and Edgeworth had a knick for each other, so what happens when she desides she'll try anything to get them to admit that to each other? PxE A bit later in the story and lots of randomness! *Might be a few spoilers*
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Maya F.