When Hattie O'Connor wakes up in a forest with few memories and a talking dog, she has several questions. When she learns she has Elvish writing stuck on her back, she has more. But she knows something odd is definitely going on when she sees a man with pointed ears and a bow spying on her while bathing. And when the Elvish Prince refuses to leave her side, things only get worse.

Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.

Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 35 UP: Leni thinks of trees. ALSO! Grushak versus…

The Devil is real. A sentence Chloe Decker never believed until Lucifer Morningstar burned out her skepticism with his hellfire eyes. It's a "Hell" of a reality shift, but Chloe realizes she may not have time for gradual acceptance when she discovers that one of the bodies in her most recent murder investigation isn't human. Worse still, the next target might be Lucifer. Post-S3.

Having met Michael Demiurgos twice, now, Chloe has met him two more times than she'd like. Which is why she's less than thrilled when he starts soliciting her for information about the human race. But all is not as it seems, and as Chloe and Lucifer face new trials in their deepening relationship, Michael's repeated intrusions become curiouser and curiouser. ATWL sequel. [COMPLETE]

Post-S2 finale. When Lucifer Morningstar is found half dead in the desert, Chloe Decker is determined to find out why. The problem is not even Lucifer knows the answer. As Chloe's world is flipped upside down by incontrovertible evidence of the divine, Lucifer grapples with feelings of violation and futility. God's meddling has started a chain reaction, but to what end? [COMPLETE]

With his memory of Mewtwo restored, Giovanni sends one of his Elite to take care of the clone for good. While Agent Cassandra has no reservations about accepting her assignment, there is much she hasn't been told about her target, and more than one life that hangs in the balance.

From Blue Bird to Love Birds: Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship and build a home together while working undercover on a case with high stakes. Looks like the story of their love just continues to grow... M-rated but only mild. AU after episode 6x22. Cover image by Austinpd1.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.

This is more free flow nonsense like Insanity while I try to coax my muse into coming back full time to finish the rest of my work. Real summary to come.

Post-BoFA, AU. Erebor has been invaded...but not in a way the dwarves could have imagined. Dwarves' patience will be tested, things will be cleaned, and halls will be decorated. :P

[Ashes to Ashes rewrite, Redorbshipping] Time had changed them both, for better and worse, but when the call came to march away they had both answered. They were still soldiers, but instead of gazing at each other across the No Man's Land they stood shoulder to shoulder in the Van. The battlefield was burning, but they were together and in the end that's all that really mattered.

Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.

Daphne wants nothing so much as her brother restored to her. Aleks would rather see her dead. Amidst anger, betrayal and misunderstanding, is there any hope for peace between them? (AU, an urban fantasy meets The Hobbit) Bofur/OC

Having reached the apex of her career after defeating Team Magma, May Maple is once again looking for fire in her life. Maxie Asche, on the other hand, has sunken to the depths of his own career and is as inert as the volcano under which he hides. Little do they know, the next time they meet, the friction between them is enough to kindle their relationship into flames.

He never planned to reveal his secret to her this way. But he had never expected to be without Abe either.

In desperate need of a partner, Zim asks Gaz to help him conquer Earth. That's how it began. It started out as a partnership...and it ended in something neither were prepared for. The ultimate ZAGR fic! This is gonna be good, trust me.

Henry's careful plan to tell Jo his secret falls apart with one shocking phone call. She needs her partner now more than ever, but uncovering the truth may reveal more than either of them bargained for.

Thor 2 AU, possible spoilers. Thor's little brother is psychotic. Jane knows that. And she can't begin to fathom why it is he's helping them to fight back against the Dark Elves. Or why he seems concerned for her well being at all.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

I feel like messing with Lisbon and Jane. I'll write a synopsis in a chapter or two.

A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."

Tag to White Lines, so spoilers for that. Jane ponders his habits and their unintended consequences.

In penance for his actions, Loki has been sent back to Earth and imprisoned beneath Stark Tower. New York has been shattered by the Chitauri attack, most of its populace scattered to other parts of the country. Those who remain in the city are struggling to survive as the world slides towards economic and political chaos. Darcy Lewis is one of those who chose to remain. COMPLETE

Penelo and Larsa had been friends for nearly four years when one fateful morning, Penelo found herself on the other end of a situation she never imagined for herself. Desperate and frightened, she fled Archades, and her friendship with the emperor grew strained. Now, a year later, Ashe summons her to the Rabanastren Palace. She has news for Penelo. News and orders.

Movieverse - Lydia returns to Winter Rivers, an empty home, and an enraged poltergeist bent on destruction...or was it seduction? One look at what she's become and Beetlejuice isn't entirely sure revenge is what he's out for. Adult themes and language.

Dolohov is on a mission: become a Professor at Hogwarts, and be a spy. Dumbledore knows Dolohov's intentions, but accepts him as a professor anyway, in hopes of Dolohov choosing the light instead of the dark. Will the Gryffindor Princess have a part in his plan? Rated T due to that I honestly don't know what to rate it.

aka "Touched". Severus never expected to live through the war. But he is alive, no thanks to a certain crazy blonde girl who just won't leave him alone. Rated M for safety.

What happens to Hermione when Fenrir Greyback takes her from Malfoy Manor before the rescue? Picks up at "Malfoy Manor" chapter and deviates from there. Rating subject to change. R&R!

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.

He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Begins after the end of the anime's first season. Some divergence from anime plot, with elements from the manga.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

When is it acceptable to interfere in a Champion's destiny? Warning, June 2018 - I am not working on updating this version, as I'm into a third draft of a related story, using many of the bones of this one, which I'm hoping to send out on sub within the next twelve months. PLUG - my debut novel Court of Twilight came out October 2017!

The story of a Forsaken mage who's faced with a difficult choice when he stumbles over a very old friend of his in the heart of the Undercity... if he wasn't worthy of her love 8 years ago, how can he be worthy of it now?

Alice promised she would never forget him, but it was a promise she'd made and broken once before. She forever finds herself too tall or too small. Its time for a third fall down the rabbit hole. Can he help her become the right size at last? Alice/Hatter

Sequel to Blue Memories. Please read that one first. Jane and Lisbon feel out their new relationship status. Some spoilers, AUish, Jisbon. Ch.18 changed story from T to M. T version of Ch. 18 also available. Rest of story rated T.

The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH

People go missing. Sometimes they return and sometimes not. Sometimes people ran away of their own accord and sometimes people were kidnapped. Just this one time, this person was found. She was found by a Hatter who was somewhere he didn't belong. AxH

Lisbon is shot and Jane contemplates their relationship and her past while watching over her in the hospital. AUish in that the story is assumed to happen a year or two after Ep. 2.10. Jisbon. Sequel now up, look for "Azure Present".

A student's undying love for his teacher, and that teacher's confused and mixed-up feelings. Told in fragments alternating between past and the present, accumulating to a final conclusion.

A short drabble about a goblin innkeeper reflecting on the memory of a troll he fell in love with. Very little plot, just a goblin musing to himself.

A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.

Illidan has been called an animal a few times in his life. When a botched raid leads to him having an odd hunter in his dungeons. Illidan gets shown that sometimes, a couple animals is what the world needs. Note: Reviews make me write faster.

Complete. Draco Malfoy lives the life of a criminal. He is cold and distant from the world. Harry Potter is a dancer and a bit of a daydreamer. Complete opposites, right? But what really lies behind these masks? A chance meeting and their worlds are changed. Slash.

AU Sam's an innocent popular high school student and Dean's the sexy new assistant basketball coach, will Sam fall for golden skin, freckles and pouty lips? SamDean Disclaimer: i do not own characters bla bla woof woof

NEW CHAPTER October 2007 Agent Smith is ordered to learn about humanity. SmithOFC A different philosophy of the Matrix. WiP

This is a story about love and secrets, which do not necessarily go together with good results. For as everyone knows, the person who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the person with no secrets to keep.