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Joined 09-01-05, id: 889563

Hello! I am female, and I love everything from Spongebob Squarepants (waves 'Go Squidward!' flag) to the Silmarillion (waves 'Go Maedhros!' flag)

I might occasionally dabble in fandoms like Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda and Inuyasha, but mostly I just stick with Tolkien and his incredible works. The Hobbit is great, the Lord of the Rings is greater, but the Silmarillion is the absolute greatest. It's got to be my favourite book of all time. In many ways it is richer, deeper and sadder than LotR.

My favourite characters from Tolkien are Maedhros, Elrond, and Sauron. In that order. (Gee, that's an odd trio to pick, isn't it?) But there's lots of others that I'm fond of too, namely Elros, Glorfindel, Finrod (who doesn't love Finrod?), Gandalf, and Feanor. But believe me, the list could go on and on.

I like humour and angsty stories. I do not like Mary-Sues or slash (though 'parody slash' in a humour story I can sometimes tolerate). And yeah... that's about it. ;)

PS. The Feanorians aren't evil. They're just confused and misunderstood.

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The Joy of Marriage by kasura reviews
Arafinwe and Feanaro discuss Earwen's problem.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2004
Escape by fanged geranium reviews
Fëanor plots to escape from Mandos. Part 18: Tulkas cogitates.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Fire by Blodeuedd reviews
Jealousy. A dead mother. Grief. Rebellion against the gods. Impetuosity. A binding vow. Betrayal. And three jewels that will change the fate of a people. Here is the life of Fëanor, from start to finish. Enjoy if you can. NOW COMPLETE.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 129,963 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
The King of Thieves by BakOtaku reviews
In the village of the Gerudo, the first boy in 100 years is born. A great Doom lies upon this boy; the boy named Ganondorf. How will the journey through his lifetime shape this boy into the most powerful tyrant Hyrule has ever known?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005
We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Blood and Darkness by fanged geranium reviews
AU in which Morgoth kills Maedhros instead of Finwë. Part V: The Third Kinslaying and the end of the First Age. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Why Won't You Save Her? by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
Oneshot. A young woman lies dying in the streets of Minas Tirith, holding the body of her daughter, and wondering why the lives of the nobles, stewards, and warriors are so much more important that that of a five year old girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Morgoth's Random Adventure by The Exile 09 reviews
WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS WOODEN DUCKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.It's about Morgoth and his randomly wooden duckieish adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Thangorodrim by fanged geranium reviews
An irreverent look at Fingon rescuing Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
I'll Love You Forever by Nobodyknowsmenow reviews
Based on the children's book of the same name. Elrond and Arwen A father's love for his daughter, how long is it for?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Arwen U., Elrond
Mommy Fearest by Lolly reviews
Legolas learns the truth about his mother and why the fangirls love him. This isn't gonna be pretty...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Legolas - Complete
For A Time by Jaffee Leeds reviews
AU A Conversation between Maedhros and little Elros, featuring a sleeping Elrond and watchful Maglor. A drabble from a year ago. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Kohaku's Memory by Kirarahf reviews
Kohaku is looking for InuYasha and the gang to try and kill them for Naraku. Sesshomaru is looking around for Rin, for she tried to find InuYasha for Sesshomaru. Will Rin and Kohaku meet up? Will Rin somehow help Kohaku and his memory?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Kohaku, Rin
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
A Bitter Soul by JadedFire reviews
Sauron's thoughts about Aulë right after he fell. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Sauron - Complete
Fallen to Ashes by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
After the battle of Doriath, Maglor makes a terrible discovery. (One-shot. Rated for violence.)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
Hallucinations by Le Chat Noir reviews
Maedhros and Fingon during the years of the Long Peace. Maedhros does paperwork, and Fingon is not in his right mind. PG13 for a deranged mind.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2004
The Harper by satismagic reviews
A short story about the harper singing at the Field of Cormallen. It ties in loosely with my story 'Lothíriel' and even more loosely with 'The Silmarillion'. Fourth Age, approximately 3028.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Old Angband by Arandil reviews
Say what you will about him, at the end of the day, Morgoth has been a busy little workerbee. Doesn't the first Dark Lord deserve a drinking song as much as the next guy? Written for the HASA I'll Drink To That challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
Dreams by Neld reviews
Elrond dreams about his losses.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir
Senseless by Neld reviews
Nothing makes sense, mist, two brothers meet two brothers...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2004
Doegmund by Neld reviews
Of Daybreak and the Singer
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
Gimli's First Axe by Erestor reviews
Gimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Gimli - Complete
Middleearth and the Quest for the Holy Truth by jilian baade reviews
An insane cross-over between The Silm and Monty Python.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
Maedhros the RedHaired Elfling by Gabriela-chan reviews
A belated bit of cute holiday fluff, with a dash of seriousness. The young Half-Elven twins are being teased, and Maglor cheers them up with a song.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003
Maglor's Diary by kasura reviews
Maglor's Diary, or never pisst a house elf. humor. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel reviews
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003
A One Way Trip to Middle Earth by Rune Silverstar reviews
A fangirl without a clue finds a way into Middle-earth. What happens then is not what she expects. Note: Mary Sue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Valarlings by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Chaos in Aman. Drowning Hobbits. Hormonal heroes and Ringbearers. Valier frightened out of their wits. Returned kinslayers. Grumpy Mandos. And all because … Chapter 2 up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003
Ambarussa by Le Chat Noir reviews
Focus on the surviving Fëanorian twin; a character study in insanity and loss of identity.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2003
Norno by Kazaera reviews
Birthday fic for Nemis. A young and lonely Gil-galad wants a story before going to bed... pure fluff. Featuring Fingon, Gil-galad, Gil-galad's mom and some Fëanorians.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2003
Battles of Blood and Fëa by Kazaera reviews
When both are children, Celebrían muses on her friend Elrond and the effects of his mixed blood. No romance, rather eerie as I used some of my more bizarre ideas regarding the Peredhil. Edited for a better, less abrupt ending.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/14/2003
Cast Away by Kielle reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2003
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
A Letter from the Principal by Ivanneth reviews
Silmarillion-based. What if little Feanor had attended Nursery School?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/23/2002
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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